Pastor Dave Charlton tells us, "After a worship service
at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother
with a fidgety seven-year old boy told me how she finally
got her son to sit still and be quiet. About halfway
through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, 'If you
don't be quiet, Pastor Charlton is going to lose his place
and will have to start his sermon all over again!'
It worked."
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A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women
can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed
that he had an answer so quickly.
"How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said.
"All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said:
4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
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After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy
suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to
become a minister When I grow up." "That's okay with us, but what made
you decide that?"
"Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on
Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up
and yell, than to sit and listen."
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A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at
a church service: "And forgive us our trash passes, as we
forgive those who passed trash against us."
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A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.
"How do you know what to say?" he asked.
"Why, God tells me."
"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
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After the christening of his baby brother in church,
little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of
the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied, "That priest said he wanted
us brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay withyou guys!"
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The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell
me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
"No sir," little Johnny replies, "I don't have to. My
Mom is a good cook."
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A little girl was sitting on
her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story.
>From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and
reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately
stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke
up, "Grandpa, did God make you?" "Yes, sweetheart," he
answered, "God made me a long time ago."
"Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?"
"Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a
little while ago."
Feeling their respective faces again, she observed
"God's getting better at it, isn't he?"
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