[lace-chat] :) Fwd: News Flash
Par for the course... :) From: D.C. **Breaking news** In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu to the US, George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands. -- Tamara P Duvallhttp://t-n-lace.net/ Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland) To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[lace-chat] :) Fwd: News Flash.
I seem to remember seeing this one before... But it's still amusing and *much* more "decent" than the more recent pot-shots... :) From: M.W. After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive," Osama Himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let Him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and found that it Contained only a single line of coded message: 37OHSSV-O773H Bush was baffled, so he emailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down." -- Tamara P Duvallhttp://t-n-lace.net/ Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland) To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[lace-chat] Fwd: News Flash
X-Sieve: CMU Sieve 2.2 X-Originating-IP: [68.185.124.198] X-Originating-Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] X-Sender: [EMAIL PROTECTED] From: "Kirk or Melissa" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: News Flash Date: Sun, 22 Feb 2004 20:20:37 -0500 X-OriginalArrivalTime: 23 Feb 2004 01:20:37.0894 (UTC) FILETIME=[3E72CA60:01C3F9AB] Sports News Flash: Immediately following the Super bowl, George W. Bush called the Patriots and complemented them on a great game. Al Gore called the Panthers and said he thought they were robbed. Bill Clinton called Janet Jackson! _ Find and compare great deals on Broadband access at the MSN High-Speed Marketplace. http://click.atdmt.com/AVE/go/onm00200360ave/direct/01/ Dearl Christiansburg, Virginia, USA My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup. [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.cablenet-va.com/~dearlk/ http://photos.yahoo.com/ladearl To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
