I'm with Muriel !!!!

*Martha's Way*
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to 
prevent ice cream drips.
*Muriel's Way *
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's 
sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!

Martha
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Muriel
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix , keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

Martha
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of 
the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the 
outside of the cake.
Muriel
Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you.

Martha
If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in 
a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."
Muriel
If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please 
recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it 
and I don't care how bad it tastes!"

Martha
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it 
will keep for weeks.
Muriel
Celery? Never heard of it!

Martha
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a 
beautiful glossy finish.
Muriel
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg 
whites over the crust so I don't.

Martha
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your 
forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Muriel
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

Martha
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing 
gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Muriel
Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

Martha
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for 
future use in casseroles and sauces.
Muriel
Leftover wine???????????
HELLO !!!!!!!

David in Ballarat 

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