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I'm out of estrogen. I have a gun. Guys have feelings, too. But like... who cares? I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. Next mood swing: 6 minutes. I hate everybody, and you're next. Please don't make me kill you. And your point is ... I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now. I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time. Do NOT start with me. You won't win. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP. All stressed out and no one to choke. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people. How can I miss you if you won't go away? Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy. Jean in Poole To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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MORE BUMPER STICKERS If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!" Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings." The proctologist called...they found your head. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me." Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. Hang up and drive!! Jean in Poole To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
