A BLONDE JOKE THAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out
and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't
you go give it a try?'
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman
standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming
rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot
the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper
watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator.
Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration......
Blast!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!
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