RE: [lace-chat] thinking outside of the box

2012-01-24 Thread jeanette
Long live lateral thinking!!

Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.


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RE: [lace-chat] thinking outside of the box

2012-01-24 Thread Margery Allcock
Made me snort into my coffee!  Thanks for that .

Margery.
 
margerybu...@o2.co.uk in North Herts, UK 
 
 

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> Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? 
> * His last battle

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Re: [lace-chat] thinking outside of the box

2012-01-24 Thread Sue Duckles
Shame on the exam body!!!  Every answer is factually correct!!  This student
will go far!!

Sue
On 24 Jan 2012, at 16:00, Agnes Boddington wrote:

> A STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
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> Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * His last battle
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> Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * At the bottom of the
page
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> Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * Liquid
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> Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * Marriage
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> Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * Exams
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> Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch and/or dinner
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> Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half
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> Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? * It
will simply become wet
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> Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleep? * No problem, he sleeps at
night.
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> Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an
elephant that has only one hand.
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> Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and
> four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? * Very
large hands
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> Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would
> it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built.
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> Agnes Boddington - in dreary and wet Elloughton UK
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Sue.

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[lace-chat] thinking outside of the box

2012-01-24 Thread Agnes Boddington

A STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM



Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? 
* His last battle



Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 
* At the bottom of the page



Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? 
* Liquid



Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? 
* Marriage



Q5. What is the main reason for failure? 
* Exams



Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? 
* Lunch and/or dinner



Q7. What looks like half an apple? 
* The other half



Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? 
* It will simply become wet



Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleep? 
* No problem, he sleeps at night.



Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? 
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.




Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and 

four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? 
* Very large hands




Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would 

it take four men to build it? 
* No time at all, the wall is already built.




Agnes Boddington - in dreary and wet Elloughton UK

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