Gee, sounds just like Phoenix, Arizona where I grew up!
And all our thoughts and prayers are with those in Oz who are having such a
rough go of it right now.
Linda, the string-a-holic in Oregon where God got it really right!
YOU KNOW ITS HOT WHEN......
A.. The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.
B.. Hot water comes out of both taps.
C.. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
D.. The temperature drops below 32c and you feel a little chilly.
E.. You discover that in February it only takes two fingers to steer your
car.
F.. You discover that you can get sunburnt through your car window.
G.. You develop a fear of metal car door handles.
H.. You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:00am.
I.. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if
I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and get cooked to
death?"
J.. You realise that asphalt has a liquid state.
K.. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed
ice to prevent them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
L.. The trees are whistling for the dogs.
M. While walking back barefoot to your car from
apex park, you do a tightrope act on the white lines in the car park.
N. You catch a cold from having the aircon full
blast while you sleep during the night.
O. You learn that Centro plaza isn't a shopping
centre it's a temple to worship air-conditioning.
P. Sticking your head into the freezer and taking
deep breaths is perfectly normal behaviour.
Q. A cup full of ice is considered a great snack.
R. An electricity black out is life threatening
because your aircon and your fans no longer work
and you are seriously going to be cooked!!
S. You no longer sit on a couch, why would you
when you can settle down on the cooling tiles instead.
T. You need a stubby holder to keep the beer cold, not your hands warm
U. No one cares if you walk around with no shoes on.
V. You keep everything in the fridge, including potatoes and bread etc....
W. People have enough left over beer cans to make
boats out of and have a whole regatta with...
X. The effort of toweling off after a shower
means you need another one right away
Y. Standing naked under a ceiling fan is an acceptable way to pass time.
Z. You wait till it starts raining to go for a run!
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