Re: good job there weren't any "base belongs to us" t-shirts printed

2001-03-05 Thread Brad Bowman

* Jonathan Stowe <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> [010304 17:45]:
> On Thu, 1 Mar 2001, Aaron Trevena wrote:
> 
> > On Thu, 1 Mar 2001, James Powell wrote:
> >
> > > Might have ended up like the last programme here
> > >
> > > (not for the easily offended)
> > >
> > > http://www.tvgohome.com/
> >
> >
> > cafepress have some aybabtu tees. There is a nice page of reworked
> > cartoons and images with aybabtu worked in. Also totl.net has an aybabtu
> > style whelk in its whelk page.
> >
> 
> It was all over when it made The Grauniad this morning.
> 
Well there's still another 4 months to go before it's
passe in Australia so a T-shirt is still worthwhile if
anyone's planning a trip over.

I was puzzled seeing aybabtu on an album cover
  http://www.aquariusrecordssf.com/cat/newest.html (search TORTOISE)
but it ain't there.
  http://www.cheap-cds.com/surf/disps/341824

Lucky I'm subscribed to a list that's near the memetic source
(some Japlish speaking aliens).

-- 
Brad Bowman



Re: MySQL -> Oracle wrapper/compat. libs

2001-04-28 Thread Brad Bowman

* Robin Szemeti <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> [010428 15:50]:
> On Fri, 27 Apr 2001, you wrote:
> > On Fri, 27 Apr 2001, Robin Szemeti wrote:
> > > On Fri, 27 Apr 2001, someone who Robin's attrib to fscked up wrote:
> > >
> > > > [side note: I did just see a bizarre thread in macosx-dev where
> > > > one guy claimed his FFT code was executing faster in Java than C
> > > > because its interpreter used runtime info to optimize it. Search on
> > > > 'informal benchmarks']
> > >
> > > uh huh .. but he's a Java programmer .. his C could be *REALLY* bad ;) ..
> > > favourite Java quote 'If javas garbage collector is damn good, how come
> > > the whole thing doesn't delete itself upon execution?'
> > 
> > Don't see why this isn't possible.  The idea is that you factor out *all*
> > really unlikely cases (how you know this is based on past performance) and
> > catch them all with some simple test.  Then you (more expensively, but who
> > cares since this happens only once in a blue moon) deal with it and work
> > out exactly what was the problem.
> 
> my basic point was: that given that the FFT code uses similar technicques
> in both its C and Java variants the C variant will win hands down.  if
> you're going to throw in completley new techniques then sure you could
> skew it the other way around .. but in the end (assuming that both
> codesets use similar basic principles) you will not beat the speed of C
> with anything other than hand optimised assembler. Now that is a fact.
 
I think FFTW does a lot of runtime optimising and even stores it
across runs (called 'wisdom', like the name).  But then I think they're using
Ocaml to write the C code, scary.  Also uses whatever extra instructions
are there for a each processor.

http://www.fftw.org/

- FFTW is written in ANSI C. Most of the code, however, was
  automatically generated by a program called genfft, written in the
  Objective Caml dialect of ML. 
- FFTW uses an internal interpreter to adapt itself to a machine.
- FFTW uses a code generator to produce highly-optimized routines
  for computing small transforms.



-- 
Brad Bowman



Re: More revolting natives

2001-05-06 Thread Brad Bowman

> [1] If he weren't such a twit he'll compliment you on your ability with the
> English language once he realises you're not American! (As in the American
> lady who struck a conversation with my mother - after a few minutes the
> American lady said "Gee. You come from Scotland. And you speak English so
> well!"). ;-)
> 

"... did you have an American teacher?"

I got that once.  Austr(al)?ian - they're all the same.

An Irish friend once had trouble convincing a Mid-Westerner
that Ireland was a country in Europe not a State near the
Canadian border.

-- 
Brad Bowman



Re: Monitors

2001-05-13 Thread Brad Bowman

* Dominic Mitchell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> [010512 18:21]:
> How many things do you have on top of your monitor?

Laptop with a hologram(ish) postcard and an icecream
sticker that says $1.80.

I was inspired by a high ranking Andersen Consulting type
who had skate boarding stickers on his laptop.
 

-- 
Brad Bowman