Re: pc components

2001-05-17 Thread Chris Ball

On Thu, May 17, 2001 at 10:57:23AM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote:
 Does anyone have a recommendation for an online provider of PC components,
 i'm looking for a couple of big hard drives (50Gb+).

Dabs.com is fine. Scan.co.uk has great deals, but if you get some kind of
after-sales it seems you're one of the lucky few. I've got multiple orders
from both with no probs, but heard many Stories Of Badness about both, too.

~C.
 
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Re: pc components

2001-05-17 Thread Chris Ball

On Thu, May 17, 2001 at 03:32:03PM +0100, Simon Cozens wrote:
 apt-get install the-bomb doesn't qualify.
 dpkg --configure ?

*laughs out loud in the middle of easyEverything* Nice one. :-)

~C.


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Re: Perl training

2001-05-14 Thread Chris Ball

On Mon, May 14, 2001 at 12:21:59PM +0100, Martin Ling wrote:
 STPPPIDD!

OoOoOoh, Red Snapper! Very tasty!

/obscure_quoting

~C.

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Re: Politics (was RE: BOFHs requiring license)

2001-05-14 Thread Chris Ball

On Mon, May 14, 2001 at 01:06:42PM +0100, Lucy McWilliam wrote:
 Appears I'm out of a job too from the end of the month, so count me in.
 The mighty army of unemployed Perlers takes over the world...

 Is this the point where I can try and recruit some of you compscis to the
 bioinformatics revolution?  Hack around and cure cancer at the same time ;-)

I'd *love* some sort of job working on distributed computing applications
that'd eventually be running massively parallel and testing interactions
between proteins and molecules or somesuch. That's one of the jobs I can
definitely imagine as harbouring the mythical `job satisfaction'. :o) 

But then, I'd love most jobs right now, given that I've only got two more
days at work before most of us leave to go our redundant ways, and I'm
still searching. Sigh.

~C.
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Re: BOFHs requiring license

2001-05-14 Thread Chris Ball

On Mon, May 14, 2001 at 01:11:30PM +0100, Jonathan Peterson wrote:
 Hey - I know this is a bit wild, but maybe there's some kind of
 connection between 'charisma' and 'leadership'...

That's genius! I know, I'll call it.. Charismatic Leadership Theory.

Wait. Someone already did, rather a long time ago now.. :)

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Re: Bah!

2001-05-12 Thread Chris Ball

On Wed, May 09, 2001 at 05:04:23PM +0100, David Cantrell wrote:
 I've been made redundant.  Anyone want an Evil Programmer?

Sorry to hear that, David. Same story over here.. I'm on notice at the moment.
I'm looking for another job working with Perl during the Summer (mid-June to
mid-September, during Uni break) in Manchester, London, Brighton or anywhere
thereabouts.

For anyone interested, my CV's at http://printf.net/cv/cv.pdf .
(or cv.{html,txt} if you'd rather)

Thanks,

~~C.

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Re: Monitors

2001-05-12 Thread Chris Ball

On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 04:22:04PM +0100, Dominic Mitchell wrote:
 How many things do you have on top of your monitor?
 
 -Dom

Oh, God. Here's one I can win, although it's spread over two monitors. I've
got a 21 SGI monitor with one Penguin Computing penguin and two mini-IBM
penguins on, and a 19 Samsung with a Dust Puppy and a Ximian Monkey on. :)

~~C.

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Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread Chris Ball

On Sat, May 12, 2001 at 08:06:48PM +0100, Martin Ling wrote:
 I was thinking recently about how well it would work as a film.

Totally. I mean, if they can make Antitrust.. :)

:still laughs at: I've fixed our bottleneck! What, you realised that you've
been writing Java?..

~C.

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Re: cocktails

2001-05-03 Thread Chris Ball

On Thu, May 03, 2001 at 09:41:18PM +0100, Leon Brocard wrote:
 Ok, let's stop there: that's Roger, evildave, and Simon I owe drinks
 to. What I want to know is why university didn't turn up to be exactly
 like Real Genius...

Yeah, it totally su..

fx: Chris screams and jumps out of the way of an out-of-control toboggan-y
thing.

:)

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Re: Good Accountants

2001-04-29 Thread Chris Ball

On Fri, Apr 27, 2001 at 11:03:46AM +0100, Lucy McWilliam wrote:
 OK, so I was just being nosy - as opposed to being in the position of
 offering a job - and noticed Alex is: a) younger than me (makes a
 change!), and b) went to UMIST.  Hmmm, would it be bad form to reminisce
 about all things Manc on a London.pm list?!

Absolutely. It'd be terribly inconsiderate. :hides his .signature. 

~~C.

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Re: Good Accountants

2001-04-27 Thread Chris Ball

[ I sent this earlier on, but it doesn't seem to have gone through -
  I'm trying again using the address I subscribed with, but I'm sure
  I've used a non-subscription address before. Are postings subscriber
  only ..? ]

On Fri, Apr 27, 2001 at 11:03:46AM +0100, Lucy McWilliam wrote:
 OK, so I was just being nosy - as opposed to being in the position of
 offering a job - and noticed Alex is: a) younger than me (makes a
 change!), and b) went to UMIST.  Hmmm, would it be bad form to reminisce
 about all things Manc on a London.pm list?!

Absolutely. It'd be terribly inconsiderate. :hides his .signature. 

~C.

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Re: perlismybitch.com

2001-04-25 Thread Chris Ball

On Tue, Apr 24, 2001 at 10:22:44PM -0700, Paul Makepeace wrote:
 FYI, this domain is about to expire. So if anyone wants it, snag it.
 I was going to transfer it to bulkregister (my preferred registrar)
 but simply couldn't be arsed.

It's a cute domain. I haven't seen a domain expire and go to back to
available in a reasonable period for quite a while, though; they're kept
on as expired records for $bignum amount of time. :-)

Thanks,

Chris.

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