Re: Decompression

2001-06-01 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Richard Clamp <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>Umm, *strokes beard* by archive you mean tar file, right?  If so then
>Archive::Tar looks likely, and it even automagically deals with .gz


This does exactly what I wanted, a pint is yours at the next meeting!


>files via Compress::Zlib (or so it says in the readme)
It does as well, this should save a lot of grief.

>No non-core modules though?  Can't you just create a local lib path
>with Archive::Tar in it and say you didn't cheat?


If I can't get the module on the server then I guess I'll have to be
inventive and just add the whole module to my script ;)

And now back to your scheduled Buffy discussion.
Dean
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Re: O'Reilly Safari - anyone use it?

2001-05-19 Thread Dean S Wilson





-Original Message-From: 
Barry Pretsell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>I'm interested to know if anyone uses 
Safari to read O'Reilly books online.
>http://safari1.oreilly.com/tablhom.asp?home
 
>It sounds like a good idea (must be better 
than having 3 editions of Programming Perl) and I'm tempted to give it a go, 
so any Safari subscribers out >there with an opinion?
 
I've not started using it yet but I'll admit 
to being very tempted on a couple of occasions (When I need the cookbook and 
my CD's at home mostly) the only real thing putting me off is the need to be 
constantly on-line. I do a lot of my work on my laptop with no network 
connections so I don't get distracted by things like e-mail and I'd like a 
local copy, you could write a slow crawler to make up for this but that 
sorta breaks the spirit of it and I imagine Nat not being too happy with me 
;)
 
I was impressed by the Manning way of 
letting me download a PDF of the book, it makes my life easier since I can 
use it off line. On the other hand I thought Manning would have released 
their back catalogue in ebook as well as they have a very limited selection 
at the moment.
 
I suppose the issue with books as PDF is that it leaves 
you wide open to rampant copying... Although you could slow crawl safari and 
zip 'em up.
 
    Dean
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understand.   ---  Anon


Re: pc components

2001-05-17 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-

From: Jonathan Peterson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>At 14:48 17/05/01 +0100, Dean wrote:

>>If your in London then forget mail order and go to TCR on a
Saturday,
>>you get to take home what you pay for and with the drop in spending
>>lately its getting easier to haggle the price down.

>Are you refering to the 'computer fair' or just TCR in general?
Both to a degree. From the shops I've been in recently it seems that
they are more willing to drop the price a bit than see you go to one
of the fairs. For once the consumers the winner.

The fairs do a more mixed selection of stuff than the shops do, where
you go depends on what your looking for.

>Also, if any London person is unaware of it, the shop CEX (Computer
>EXchange) on TCR (just north of Goddge St Stn) sells excellent 2nd
hand
>hardware, are very knowledgeable, will accept returns with no hassle,
and
>have never let me down etc etc etc.

And they do a nice selection of cheep DVD's.


Dean
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Re: [OT] Cordelia (was Re: They are all vampires!)

2001-05-17 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Nathan Torkington <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

>... Boobapalooza!  You boys will be capturing plenty of stills from
>the season-ending shows.

I'd never sink that low. I know how to use google and wget...

>Think Princess Leia only funny and jaw-droppingly gorgeous.


Renounce Buffy and Willow, join the dark side. ;)

Dean
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Re: pc components

2001-05-17 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Simon Cozens <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>My motherboard from Dabs has spent two days "awaiting credit card
clearance"
>and two days "awaiting despatch". It *is* in stock, it's just taking
them
>four days - and counting - to get around to shipping it.


If your in London then forget mail order and go to TCR on a Saturday,
you get to take home what you pay for and with the drop in spending
lately its getting easier to haggle the price down.

And afterwards you can come to one of the almost weekly geek meets in
a nearby pub.

Dean
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Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Greg McCarroll <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

>Of course we could make a cyberpunk movie instead, now let
>me thing about it 


Someone please employ Mr Mccarroll. My mail box can't cope with him
having this much spare time. ;)

Dean
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Re: [Gllug] Saturday Show

2001-04-20 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: John Southern <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


Dunno how many of the PMers go to the fairs but this might be of
interest:


>As you all may know SuSE have decided to help out on the Pre-LinuxDay
day.
>Along with GLLUG they will be at the UCL Union building computer show
>( Mallet Street )
>to tell anyone who will listen and even some who won't about Linux
and
>about the following weekend Lonix LinuxDay InstallFest.


Details about the Lonix fest will be in the soon coming LCN...

>A table has been booked and all help is welcome. Starts about 8:30am
>It will end in time to go and celebrate John Hearns Birthday in the
Hope pub.


Which anyone in the area is welcome to gate crash :)

>John Southern


Dean
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Re: sub BEGIN {}

2001-04-03 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Martin Ling <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>> YOu havent been around here very long have you :)

>Indeed, that was just my observation on a few posts' worth. Who
*knows*
>what I might conclude about a whole day's traffic..


Stick with drunks, it'll save time. And the meetings on Thursday so
you announced yourself just in time! ;)

Dean

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Re: Job: I'm looking for one..

2001-03-28 Thread Dean S Wilson

Original Message-
From: Simon Cozens <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>On Wed, Mar 28, 2001 at 12:02:48PM +0100, alex wrote:
>> ps the big killer is that there is no large corporate generating
tons of
>> noise about Perl - whereas this is not the case for Java.
>
>Wait until TPC.


Ahh come on! We need more than that! :)

Where are all the things like Perl advocacy, PR, Business Awareness
and non-technical expansion plans for the language discussed?

Dean
--
Perl coder in a sea of PHP.




Re: Perl Training Courses

2001-03-21 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Nathan Torkington <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>Seriously, we were surprised when another conference announced itself
>over top of our dates, so we're trying to work out how best to deal
with
>that (move, reposition, whatever).  Never ever think conferences are
>easy.


I think half of the list is the choir on this one ;)

Anyone submitting anything for this?
http://www.ukuug.org/events/linux2001/

Dean
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Re: RPC stuff

2001-03-08 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Jonathan Peterson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>What's the best way forward for RPC / distributed Perl stuff? I don't
need
>anything super complicated, but RPC::Simple seems to want to use Tk
?!


XML-RPC and SOAP are both interesting at the mo.

Homepage
http://www.xmlrpc.org/

XML-RPC perl tutorial.
http://www-106.ibm.com/developerworks/library/ws-xpc1/?dwzone=ws

SOAP::Lite tutorial.
http://home.cnet.com/webbuilding/0-7704-8-4874769-1.html

Although neither are really my field.

Dean (Must stay on topic...)
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Re: de-dupe a filesystem

2001-02-08 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Dave Hodgkinson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>Anyone got anything to hand that will spot massive duplications in a
>filesystem? I've got a whole bunch of servers mirrored to a backup
>server and it's be nice to identify where entire file trees have been
>replicated...


You could run diff on the checksum files that tripwire makes. You do
tripwire your servers don't you? ;)

This came up on a list recently, I've never used it but it seems to
fit your problem. It looks like a trial version is available
http://www.veracity.com/apps_compremote.shtml

HTH
Dean
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Re: Perl Books

2001-02-01 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Benjamin Holzman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

>True, but there aren't many people who will assume that they can
perform
>brain surgery just because they successfully applied a band-aid to a
paper
>cut the week before.


You haven't been to the NHS recently have you... ;)

Dean

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Re: Perl Books

2001-02-01 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Elaine -HFB- Ashton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>anyone other than Webheads have better things to do than learn CGI.
It
>doesn't make them stupid, in fact, I'd almost argue that they are the
>bright ones.


Amen.

>Which is probably about 95% of the planet. Why should they care if
the
>Perl is shoddy? The web page works :)

I can see your point and I agree that a tiny initial learning curve is
a good thing but what happens when the shoddy bit of cgi is used to
execute an intrusion on the host it's based on or another machine?.
The coder has a responsibility to make sure that his work at least
pays some attention to security. And if the book doesn't cover use
warnings or use strict I doubt taint mode is in the contents.

If you thought Simons Buffy joke was bad have a look at this, you want
the Tainted Perl section...
http://www.spy.org.uk/london2600/party-2000.htm

Dean (Packing for Belgium so not at tonight's meeting)

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Re: Perl Books

2001-01-31 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Nathan Torkington <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>Hey, if she's allowed to plug, so am I :-) The 2nd edition of "CGI
>Programming with Perl" (O'Reilly of course) is pretty bloody good

Duh, its an O'Reilly. ;)

Also L Steins Network Programming with Perl is a good book. I'm only a
chunk into it buts its a good read on its own and an even better one
if your not from a Unix background.

Dean
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London Community News 30/01/00

2001-01-30 Thread Dean S Wilson

Welcome to the first post of the London Community News.

The LCN is a fortnightly (Or so) e-mail that contains a brief summary
of the London based open source community groups and their activities
for the month ahead and any major open-source events. If you have any
suggestions for the mail or know of a group that you'd like to get
added to this please drop me a note at [EMAIL PROTECTED]


The User Groups:
---

London Perl Mongers
Home Page: http://www.london.pm.org
Contact Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

We are a group who are dedicated to the encouragement of all things
Perl-like in London.

Its a busy month this month for the London PMer's, in addition to the
monthly meeting on the 1st of February
(http://london.pm.org/WhatDo.shtml) with guests Mark Jason Dominus
(Perl luminary) and Beginning Perl author Simon Cozens there is the
bi-monthly technical meeting featuring Matt Sergeant of axkit fame
(http://www.axkit.org/) on Thursday 22nd February and on the 26th of
February Damian Conway, author of Object Orientated Perl and the slave
of Perl mongers everywhere (http://yetanother.org/damian/) will be in
London to say hi and scare people with his Quantum::Superpositions
module.

---
Lonix
Home Page: http://www.lonix.org.uk/
Contact Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

The aim of Lonix is quite straightforward although it comprises of
many points. The overall aim is to unite many Linux individuals in and
around London. Below is a list of aims, but you as a member may not
agree to all of them. (Hopefully at least one!)

Meet like minded individuals to share ideas and discuss opinions.
To provide a Linux force in London to persuade the industry to opt
for a more Linux friendly approach to their services and products.
To assist users with problems, providing advice and physical help.
Linux advocacy

For details of the monthly meetings you can look here:
http://www.lonix.org.uk/Meetings.html

This months Lonix is to be held on the 1st of February. Details of the
location have not yet been confirmed but can be found at
http://www.lonix.org.uk/Meetings.html nearer the date.

---
GLLUG
Home Page: http://gllug.linux.co.uk/

Greater London Linux User Group's (GLLUG) purpose is to bring together
London's Linux users so they can share experiences and expertise (or
revel in their inexperience and quest for expertise), to chat about
the state of the (Linux) world, that sort of thing.

We try to arrange meets so that there is space for users to set up
their equipment, so you are welcome to bring your kit along, either to
go through the problems you are having or just to show off what you
are up to.

There are no formalities to attending a GLLUG meeting, no subscription
or entry fees, you can just turn up on the day. We welcome and
encourage new and inexperienced users, young and old.

Due to the high turnout GLLUG meetings are less frequent than the
other user groups, you can get notification of the next meeting either
on the home page or through this mail :)

---
SAGE-WISE
Home Page: http://www.sage-wise.org/
Map: http://www.sage-wise.org/lecture/directions.html

SAGE-WISE is the System Administrators Guild for Wales, Ireland,
Scotland and England, hence the "-WISE" suffix. Our aim is to form a
professional association for system administrators in the UK and
Ireland.

But what is a system administrator?

Professional system administrators, however, often look after large
numbers of computers and networks - they are the people who keep the
systems running, repair faulty discs, install and debug new software,
upgrade existing systems, and generally take care of the computing
resources needed for their users to perform their tasks effectively. A
shorter definition is "A system administrator is one who manages
computers not solely for his or her own use". If you know the joys and
frustrations of this then feel free to come and visit one of our
meetings.

This months SAGE-WISE meeting is on Tuesday 13th February and is held
at the Eisai Lounge, University College London, LONDON WC1.
(Directions and a map are available from the homepage.)

The host of this months discussion is James Hobson (Server-Side J2EE
developer and Linux guru) leading a BoF (informal discussion) entitled
The Battle of the Scripting Languages a BoF (informal discussion)
covering the various scripting languages available for web-page
generation (jsp, asp, perl, etc.).


Outside London Events:
---
This month sees the Open Source & Free Software Developers' Meeting
(http://www.osdem.org) on February 3-4 in Brussels, Belgium. Among the
speakers are Fydor, creator of Nmap (www.insecure.org), Renaud
Deraison (Nessus), Richard Stallman (FSF), Werner Koch (GnuPG), Jeremy
Allison (Samba), Philippe Biondi (LIDS and kernel security), Rasterman
(Enlightenment), and Wichert Ackerman (Debian).

A delegation may be leaving from London comprising of GLLUG and Lonix
members so if your interested in g

Re: odd -w effect

2001-01-24 Thread Dean S Wilson

Original Message-
From: David Cantrell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>> Must remember to try IE under WINE.
>
>Don't bother.  It doesn't work.


I've seen IE5 running under wine on Debian. The machine did have a 98
partition though so he might have been using the libraries from there,
is that cheating? :)

Dean
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Re: odd -w effect

2001-01-24 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Robert Shiels <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

> Jon, who thinks Windows workstation connected to *nix machine
running
>samba
>> is the prefered development environment.
>
>Strangely enough, thats exactly what I do at home. With Exceed for
doing X
>stuff.


If you've got a nice meaty box at home then run Linux with NT in
vmware, you get a very nice system that way. You have a two machine
subnet for clean network testing that can be firewalled off at the
Linux host os, you can use procmail to check for vbs viri and then use
outlook and IE for web browsing. Its how I used to do 95% of my work.
Well until my motherboard started frying harddrives...

Dean

PS Running Linux in VMWare on NT works fine as well but its sick :)

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Perl Books

2001-01-23 Thread Dean S Wilson

I was having a look at the perl book reviews on Amazon (Yes boycott,
yes they have good reviews) when I came across this

Proceedings of the Perl Conference 4.0
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0596000138/qid=980264576/sr=1
-62/202-4272860-9199824

I didn't get to go to that conference so can anyone who did go and
knows anything about this tell me if it contains details on the talks
and similar?

Dean
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Re: Extreme Programming (was: Re: Consultancy company)

2001-01-20 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Aaron Trevena <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>I did a little pair programming at emap - I probably wasn't doing it
right
>tho'. even so we did get thru the hard bits quicker and could split
up to
>do the easy stuff. I think it made a difference but then I was mostly
>being a backseat coder so either we did okay or stuart was very
tolerant
>indeed.


How did you establish who would make good pairings? Was it done by
trying to place two equals or was it done more on a mentoring level of
a very experienced coder and a less experienced one? (I've not read
that much on XP)

Has anyone who's used XP had a client that was willing to make an
employee available pretty much full time or was it more they come in
for a chunk of the afternoon three times a week? I have an issue with
the fact that clients will be willing to pay a member of staff to
spend all day in the consultants office in case they need to be asked
questions. I'm not saying its a bad thing to have someone on hand, I
can see its uses but from the clients point of view why not just have
contact by phone/email. That was the liaison has access to everyone in
his base office so he can resolve issues faster with more authority
than if he were in your offices. Also you have a paper trail of
requests, questions and responses.

Is the Monday night meeting still on for those of us who can't make
the lunch time one?

Dean
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Re: Advice

2001-01-19 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Simon Wistow <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>Advice is soreley needed.

Don't work anywhere that Aaron does, he's jinxed. If he worked at
Stonehenge then they'd use EJB's within the week ;)
(Sorry Aaron hehe)

>If I quit now then I have a week's notice period. If I quit after the
>end of the month I have 3 months.

I'd hang it out till the end of the month and know that i had the
three months security, that way your not going to be forced into
taking the first paying job that comes along and you can be a bit more
picky about what role you do take.

>I've found myself freakily enjoying the low level stuff and I'd like
to
>learn new stuff.


What kind of low level stuff are you interested in? kernel/device
drivers kind of thing or something else entirely?

Dean
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Re: Feelers for London Open Source Convention

2001-01-17 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Dave Cross <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

>(I'll have to remember that pop quizzes are a good way to force the
>lurkers out of hiding :)


Nope its the lure of free alcohol.

Dean
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Re: Feelers for London Open Source Convention

2001-01-17 Thread Dean S Wilson

>On Wed, Jan 17, 2001 at 11:08:41AM +, alex wrote:
>>
>> In my opinion London would be fine for an August conference.
>>
>> I don't know what the fuss is about, really.  London is not like
Paris in
>> the summer.  We have a lot more parks.
>>
>> Perhaps September would be better, but hey.


I could go with September, if you go for before August the start of
July has a selection of stuff already in planning:

The summer Linux Developers' Conference Fri 29th June to Sun 1st July.

Linux Expo Weds 4th - Thurs 5th July in London.

LinuxTag Stuttgart (Germany) 5th-8th July 2001.

Also there is going to be a UKLISA in the second half of this year but
I'm not too sure of dates.

HTH
Dean

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Re: one liner

2001-01-07 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Greg McCarroll <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>* Aaron Trevena ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
>> I was wondering how hard it would be to put together a mini
Application
>> server toolkit.


Hows this for a starting point?
http://www.apachetoolbox.com/

He has porting it to perl as a future plan... Maybe with London PM's
help?

> of course you need a name, I personally like Rope - its

Yeah "We give you enough software to hang yourself" :)

Dean
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Re: one liner

2001-01-07 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Nathan Torkington <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>Before I launch in a kind of defence of the book, let me remind you
>all that I liked the book before Tim started signing my paycheque.
:-)


Uncross those fingers. ;) Since your in the know what perl books are
forthcoming? Anything on Perl XML?

>There are perldoc pages?  When I was learning, I struggled for months
>to find a comprehensive set of manpages on Perl/Tk.  It seemed that
>there were patchy Perl docs (some widgets covered, some not), and all
>the Tcl/Tk docs (leaving me with no idea of how the widget options
and
>calling conventions work in *Perl*).


I was interested in perl/tk about 10 months ago and found both a
newsgroup and some miscellaneous postings linking to lots of perl docs
for it. Guess I was just lucky. None of the stuff I found covered
reasonable sized apps though.

>I wonder whether the fact that you wanted a different book isn't
>clouding your opinion of this one.  It sounds like you wanted
>something else.  Other than having "a couple of complete sample
>applications", and without the detailed widget descriptions, I can't
>work out what it was.  I would like to know, though.

Your probably right, i would have prefered something with a higher
emphasis on hands on. I'm curious as to how you view the book though,
to me it is an OK reference. Its not a tutorial or an intorduction and
it's not really for advanced principles. I lumped it in as a reference
as that was what i thought it was best at.

>Learning Perl/Tk isn't really *meant* to be a reference.  Like the
>other Learning books, it's supposed to be an introduction to the
>subject.  The Perl/Tk Pocket Ref, as you point out, is a much better
>reference.  Learning Perl/Tk tells you how to write Perl/Tk programs,
>what widgets are at your disposal, and what they do.


I know that it's not intended to be a full reference but that was the
best use i found for it, there were no real intorductions to Tk just
an overview of a widget and maybe one example of its use, and they
were pretty scarce. A couple of self contained examples of use for
each widget, thirty lines or so would have pushed it towards being an
introduction but as it stands i'd class it as a reference book because
of the comprehensive option lists.

>In fairness, I do have to say that the writing in the Perl/Tk book
>needed another editorial pass.  We realize that in hindsight.  It's
>still readable, just a little ... quirky :-)


I liked the authors style, it gave it more of a... personal, not too
polished touch :) The only two ORA books i've ever really disliked
were Apache The Definitive guide first edition which just seemed to be
all over the place (Nice technical description) and Building Linux
Clusters which was a waste of paper but i was contacted by someone at
ORA over my views on that and i was satisfied by their responce (They
saw my comments on (void). Beware ORA agents are everywhere! :))

>I can't even find this on their web site.  Is it still being worked
>on?


Good question, I can't see it either. And they seem to have dropped
the "Perl Tools" book.

Dean
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Re: one liner

2001-01-07 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Nathan Torkington <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

>Data point: the O'Reilly Perl/Tk book mysteriously jumped in the
>Amazon sales rankings lately.  It's been in the 100-300 range the
last
>few weeks.


Toilet paper must be scarce ;)

I dislike the Learning Perl/TK book and I'm waiting for the Manning
one which seems to have been delayed more times than the railtrack
service. Learning Perl/TK just seemed to be too much of a rehash of
the perldoc pages, a couple of complete sample applications in the
later half of the book would have been nice rather than wasting four
pages listing the options for a button, something thats both in the
docs and in the much better purchase Perl/Tk pocket reference (Which
has all the options but takes a lot less time to read and reference.)

There were no nice self-contained applications that showed all the
basic details that you build from for your own use, the book just
seemed like a selection of unconnected option lists. Simon Cozen's
articles are a much better read and learning point and Learning
Perl/TK should be used as an off-line reference if its used at all.
IMHO

Then again I've never written a book so what do I know :)

Dean

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Re: one liner

2001-01-07 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Nathan Torkington <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>Dean S Wilson writes:
>> Has anyone tried Linux glade recently? Is it stable with perl yet?

>The TPJ that's stalled at the printers has a fantuckingfastic article
>on getting started with Glade and Perl/Gtk.


I now hate you.

Dean
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Re: one liner

2001-01-07 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Leon Brocard <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

>Greg McCarroll sent the following bits through the ether:

>> the only thing that gives potential for the marketing of a language
is the
>> projects that are achieved using it and java has a hell of a lot
more cool
>> projects than perl
>
>Yes. This is because Perl is not thought of as being a GUI
>language[1]. Discuss


Perls very good at GUI's, we've got bindings for TK, Gnome (A module
that I can't find the alpha code for...), GTK, GTK-Perl, Win32::GUI,
Qt-Perl and Qt...

Hang on maybe this is part of the problem... ;)

What is missing is a nice GUI drawing program like VB that writes out
perl code GUI's and calls perl code for events. Activestate's work on
making perl com components has done some inroads with this on Windows.
Has anyone tried Linux glade recently? Is it stable with perl yet?

I'm not advocating VB over perl but VB has its niche, its good for
drawing quick frontends for apps like small databases and similar.
Having a similar tool that allowed you to write all the call-backs in
perl while getting rid of the monotony of writing combo boxes would be
nice. Which is what I'm hoping glade will become.

When I'm forced into GUI's I end up using Tk because it'll normally
run under Windows and Linux.

Does anyone think that compilation is an issue with perls lack of user
space apps? Discuss[1].

Dean

[1] Yes we have become one with (void) Wheres arp.

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Re: one liner

2001-01-06 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Greg McCarroll <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>Ok, we are not (void) but we are pretty close so here is a one liner
that
>hopefully will provote discussion 


I left (void) and you'l not take me back alive! Outlook canne take the
strain!

>the only thing that gives potential for the marketing of a language
is the
>projects that are achieved using it and java has a hell of a lot more
cool
>projects than perl

I think that marketing is the key term in this mail. Java has a good
marketing team and is being taught in universities at the moment,
nothing better than having a lot of fresh faced advocates being
spawned at the end of each term.

Dean (Playing both sides in this one)

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Re: one liner

2001-01-06 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Michael Stevens <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


Greg are you trolling? If so let me play ;)

>> the only thing that gives potential for the marketing of a language
is the
>> projects that are achieved using it and java has a hell of a lot
more cool
>> projects than perl

>What are these mysterious cool java projects that no-one's been
telling
>me about?


Fortay's a good example. A Java IDE written in Java, and under Linux
it's pretty quick even on 64 MB ram.


IBM developerworks and Alphaworks have tftp and dhcp servers in Java.
I wouldn't run them though :)

>I think the best thing people can do for the language is create good
things
>and modules and whatever using it.

I agree but I also think that this is one of the problems, the only
people who see the modules are other perl coders. I'm not saying that
modules are a bad thing or a waste of effort, I'd hate to think about
writing the code for half of the modules I use on a regular basis but
the only people who really understand and use them are perl coders,
people who know that perl is good. I think Greg means making something
a little more visible, How many netusers see the powered by python
logo on mailman each day? Whats our answer to that? Slashcode?

Plying devils advocate is fun.
Dean
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Re: copious free time

2001-01-05 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Natalie Ford <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

>Oops - oven too[1]?  Is it something in the water?


Yeah its called Java ;)

Dean
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Re: copious free time

2001-01-05 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: dcross - David Cross <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

>> Another of the brethren has been liberated! Only Brother Mison
remains
>> to be saved ;)

>Er... no. Paul was... um... 'saved' yesterday as well :(


Well in that case kiss Oven goodbye.

One of the reasons that I jumped at the chance to work at Oven was the
fact that it had so many respected coders that I could learn from as I
worked with them, now that Dave, Richard and Paul have gone I see no
way for them to attract competent technical staff, after all look what
they did to the last competent team they had, they let them slip
through their fingers.

Oh well.

Dean

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Re: copious free time

2001-01-05 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Richard Clamp <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

>Reach me at [EMAIL PROTECTED] if you've got anything for a
senior
>programmer, with 2-3 years Perl, a bag of unix/sql hammers, and a
(silly)
>module in the CPAN.


Another of the brethren has been liberated! Only Brother Mison remains
to be saved ;)

Dean
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Re: Technical Meeting

2001-01-05 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
>   XML::Schema
> XML::Schema will rule the world!  This is still in the planning
/
> development phase, but it promises to kick bottom really hard.
> Create a schema to describe your data and then sit back and let
> the camel take over.  The XML::Schema module should allow you
> to build schema-specific parsers, (de-)marshalling code to
convert
> XML schema instances to/from objects, XML/SQL interfaces, and
other
> cool stuff like that.  Hey, is that frost on the keyboard?


XML::Schema gets my vote although I'm going to agree with Neil and say
lets just make Andy stand by the projector all night and cover the lot
of 'em :)

Dean
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Damian's webpage.

2001-01-04 Thread Dean S Wilson

Don't know how many of you have seen this:
http://yetanother.org/damian/diary_January_2001.html#day_4

Made me chuckle.

Dean
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Re: Perl CD BookShelf 2nd Edition

2000-12-28 Thread Dean S Wilson

Original Message-
From: Dave Cross <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>> get a policy in place for upgrades, I'd rather pay 10-15 to upgrade
my
>> perl and Unix CD first edition and miss out on the included book
than
>> have to shell out for both of them at full price again. Might send
>> that in to "ask Tim" as it goes...

>Or wait for our resident O'Reilly editor to pick up on it...

Good point! I just found this in the Ask Tim Archives. looks like
plans have been laid...


-Quote
Of course, CD Bookshelf products and ematter versions of some titles
are only two of many experiments we're running in an attempt to build
up business models for online books. We will be selling online access
to individual books and collections of books on a subscription basis
starting next year. And I imagine that we'll figure out some way of
giving a discount to people who've previously bought books. (It's a
good argument for product registration for books, so we know who's
bought them, and can make these kind of offers.)
Quote

Be interesting to see how they deal with it, and maybe we can start
getting bulk discounts :)

Dean
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Re: Perl CD BookShelf 2nd Edition

2000-12-28 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Natalie Ford <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
[EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: 28 December 2000 18:54
Subject: Re: Perl CD BookShelf 2nd Edition


>The problem being that I think they should include both and there is
noway
>of voting for both!  :-)


I'd agree with both for more money. And they might as well add the DBI
book, it was light enough to be added at very little cost :)

Good book and very well written but too light techwise, a
bundle of FULL examples with different databases would have made it
better IMHO


Now that the cd bookshelves are taking off it might be time for ORA to
get a policy in place for upgrades, I'd rather pay 10-15 to upgrade my
perl and Unix CD first edition and miss out on the included book than
have to shell out for both of them at full price again. Might send
that in to "ask Tim" as it goes...

Dean
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Perl CD BookShelf 2nd Edition

2000-12-28 Thread Dean S Wilson

Don't know how many of you have seen this:
http://www.oreilly.com/survey/perlcd.html

Vote to decide if they should put Mastering Regular Expressions or the
cookbook on the new CD.

Dean
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Re: Fwd: SPUG: ActivePerl 623 Indigo Perl

2000-12-27 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Greg McCarroll <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>* Dean S Wilson ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
>> Or on a  CD bookshelf, that way they could leverage their back
>> catalogue of stuff like Managing make/imake and bung those on it
for
>
>i never thought the day i'd see a monger use a phrase like
>
> ``leverage their back catalogue''
>
>i think this represents a paradigm shift for london.pm ;-)


My covers been blown! Quick... Buffy Buffy Buffy TVR! :)
Sort! Compare!

Dean

PS I changed the title slightly to throw any Activestate snoopers.
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Re: Fwd: SPUG: ActivePerl 623

2000-12-27 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Greg McCarroll <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>* Roger Burton West ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
>> On Wed, Dec 27, 2000 at 09:42:26AM +, Redvers Davies wrote:
>> >> my vote the one, the only ... Charlie's Angels
>> >That was a fun film and entertaining but I need more that kung fu
and breasts
>> >to make a good 90 mins...
>>
>> That sounds almost... heretical.

>looking at the subject line, i can imagine Dick Hardt having arranged
>to have various perl mailing lists and newsgroups monitored by bots
>and him getting all excited as release 623 seems to be getting some
>good coverage in london.pm ;-)


Its your fault! You corrupted the innocent thread!

Pitch Black gets my vote, I fell asleep half way through and woke up
just in time to see the end, and it was predictable enough that I
could even contribute to the discussion in the pub about the film.

Dean
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Re: Fwd: SPUG: ActivePerl 623

2000-12-27 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Greg McCarroll <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>if I was someone like redhat or activestate (in conjuction with
redhat
>who have an already established distribution structure), i'd produce
>CD's for each platform (Mac,Win98,Win2K) that with one install
executable
>would install a complete development environment based on GNU tools


It used to be possible to download the whole of the ported Cygnus
stuff (Bash, text utils binutils and stuff like that) in a single exe
file and run it with a couple of clicks until Redhat bought them out,
now its more bother than its worth, you have to download each zipped
file and manually install it into the bash shell. Which is another
separate download.

>in fact even ORA could do this, they could bundle it with a book for
>each platform


Or on a  CD bookshelf, that way they could leverage their back
catalogue of stuff like Managing make/imake and bung those on it for
added value. I'd buy a copy just for the convenience of not having to
hunt around for the stuff myself. But with a special discount version
for PMer's :)

>above, something like - the development kit that should of come with
>your OS


I have one of these kit's, its called VMware and Linux lives in it on
my NT box :) And yes I know it should be the other way around but I
got bored of needing Linux when I was in NT.

Dean
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Re: Fwd: SPUG: ActivePerl 623

2000-12-24 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: David Cantrell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: 24 December 2000 15:01
Subject: Re: Fwd: SPUG: ActivePerl 623


>On Sun, Dec 24, 2000 at 02:35:50PM -, Dean S Wilson wrote:
>
>> PS Is it worth me doing a lightning talk at the next tech meeting
on
>> Windows PPM/Module install? But don't tell Lonix :)
>
>Yes.  Then we can all laugh :-)


I was expecting this response from you!

Do you think I can drag out "don't do it use Linux instead" for five
minutes? :)

Dean
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Re: Fwd: SPUG: ActivePerl 623

2000-12-24 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: David Cantrell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

>All free Unix-a-likes, and most commercial ones, have compilers
either
>as part of the package or as one of the 'must have' packages that
>everyone installs anyway.  Your argument might be valid for a few
niche
>platforms for which free compilers are not available, such as Irix
6.2,
>but then Activestate don't support that anyway.

>> Ppm's are now being built with support for Linux, Solaris and Win32
as
>> standard so if
>> your not happy compiling stuff this may be the way to go.
>
>CPAN.pm and the Makefiles do it all for me.  It doesn't matter if I'm
>not happy compiling stuff.

Which is fine if your a Nix person, those idioms don't hold in the
Windows world.

The Windows world is a huge market of possible perlers but why should
they go to the effort of getting perl and then make.exe tar.exe
gzip.exe gcc.exe possibly a bash shell and then spend time setting all
these up so that they work together and only then learn how to build
modules separately when they can be offered a single perl binary and
then just use 'ppm install module-name?'

I can understand not wanting to split development effort into two
paths (PPM and CPAN shell) but if you force people to go and get a lot
of tools that they don't have as standard (And I'm not saying that
having things like these on a Win box is a bad thing just impractical
for a lot of people.) then they'll consider if its worth the effort
and maybe just leave it there and use VBScript with the Windows
Scripting Host. After all perl makes easy things easy. Why should I go
and download ten programs from ten sites? Leaving them on the path of
ignorance and us with a missed chance at the next Conway.

I don't mean that the language needs to be dumbed down in anyway but I
think that relying on Nix principles like makefiles and compiling
everything yourself will do nothing to help the adoption of perl in
the Windows market, something that Activestate seem to be doing an
excellent job of promoting. The fact that the source is available
means that anyone with the skill and knowledge to compile things on
their own can do so if they choose but for everyone else I think that
the starting curve should be as gentle as possible. Once they've used
perl for a couple of months on Windows I'd be very surprised if they
turn back to the other options. And then they'll either advance and
want to do stuff for themselves or plod along happily using (In want
of a better term) 'baby' perl.

I'd like to see perl do increasingly well under windows rather than
having to pick up twenty proriorty niche languages which would be the
only other option for most Win users.

>You can tell CPAN to ignore tests results IIRC, or just install that
>module manually just skipping the 'make test'

Your dead on with that I actually ended up doing manual installs for
the ones that failed tests, it was just a shame that the really simple
way didn't work and it made me time over three commands instead :)

I was always dubious about making it install by force, I preferred to
do it by hand if it had errors, guess I broke the laziness rule with
that :)

>> An on-topic post!
>
>Disgusting.  Let's go back to Jim Davidson.


Please please please don't. Its x-mas be kind. :)


All the above is IMHO.
Dean
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Re: Fwd: SPUG: ActivePerl 623

2000-12-24 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Mark Fowler <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>More to the point, how do I get makefiles to work on a humble Win98
box?


Short answer is that you don't. Long answer is that you use nmake.exe
(For perl modules, for anything else get an  .exe its not worth the
effort.) I can't find a link to it on the net but I have a copy here
(Microsoft has released it under the resource kit license) and if you
want I'll forward you a copy off list, its about 65KB in size.

>First background:  I'm at home (it's christmas) and I've just
installed
>Perl on my father's computer.  It's a windows box - something I've
never
>attempted to do before.  The activestate install was fine, once I
>realised that downloading the installer and running it didn't
actually
>install perl (like IE or Netscape installers) but downloading the
.mix
>file and double clicking it did.

I have an intense dislike of the new msi installer format. Its
basically a way of making the download more awkward than before with
no marked benefits. The benefits that you were supposed to get were
that you can run most of the apps from the cd saving harddrive space,
problem with this is when you *Shock Gasp Horror* use more than one of
them at a time. For internet downloads MSI is just a stupid idea.
(IMHO)

>Now, I want to be able to use CPAN.pm to install modules, so I head
off to
>ftp://ftp.easynet.net/pub/simtelnet/gnu/djgpp/ and download all the
GNU
>stuff - tar, gzip, make - (and emacs, bash and the C compiler for
good
>measure.)  But alas, when I try installing everything it works up
until
>you get to run make - and then it falls over.


>Just for the record, ppm (not unexpectedly) does this :
>
>bash-2.04$ ppm install Symbol::Approx::Sub
>Installing package 'Symbol-Approx-Sub'...
>Error installing package 'Symbol-Approx-Sub': Could not locate a PPD
file
>for package Symbol-Approx-Sub

Active State still has it as Sub::Approx. Also when using ppm you need
to use -'s rather than ::
e.g.: ppm install Symbol-Approx-Sub (Which won't work due to no
package.)

>Nothing works on this Damn Tank. [1][2]


Yeah but ain't the sliding menus *Mighty Purity*

>I want my Linux box back!


Bah welcome to hell ;)

While your using Windows have a look at the ActiveState PDK, the perl
debugger is quite nice, I'm thinking of buying it when my trial
license runs out.

If you need any help with the Winperl stuff drop me a note, I'll be
on-line roughly once a day over x-mas and I'll help if I can.

Dean
PS Is it worth me doing a lightning talk at the next tech meeting on
Windows PPM/Module install? But don't tell Lonix :)

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Re: Donation [off topic]

2000-12-21 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: David Hodgkinson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: Donation [off topic]


>> PPS Has anything been mentioned about the London PM X-mas
food/drink?
>
>We were pretty quorate the other lunchtime at the New World
chinese...


Ah! It wasn't in a pub so I got confused and didn't realise that it
was an official meeting ;)

Dean
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Re: Fwd: SPUG: ActivePerl 623

2000-12-21 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Robin Szemeti <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: 21 December 2000 14:04


>I would suggest that anyone capable of installing Linux will have no
>bother at all typing
>$perl -MCPAN - e shell

>how simple can it be?

Agreed with the perl bit but setting up a base Linux box is becoming
very simple, I have a box in the corner that runs mandrake 7.0 and
gets wiped every week or so, it takes twenty minutes to get a nice
base install. Most of the options are autodetected and if you click
newbie setup it asks about three questions so I'm very dubious about
the skill needed for installing linux, I can see your point about how
simple it is (-MCPAN) once you've used it once or twice but if
someone's moving from Windows to Linux it won't be the first thing
that they think of and having a nice *familiar* ppm system will help
ease them in.

I like the -e shell function, searching for modules by author is
something thats lacking from ppm and should be added. Also once its
set up with readline and other stuff like that it blows ppm out of the
water for functionality.

>I have to disagree most strongly there .. i spent a good while
bashing my
>head because they'd ported DBI::Proxy to the new 5.6 version of ppm
..
>but had not ported RPC::something that was a dependency. various
>fragments became available as ppm and promptly didnt work .. ISTR it
>being a major headache at the time.


The 5.6 ppm's were shall we say 'fragile' for the first two months or
so, a lot of the base stuff seemed to have
slightly iffy dependency problems and some people got caught out by
installing 5.5 and 5.6 packages in the same tree. Sounds like you got
caught at the raw end of it though, still thats what you get for being
a pioneer ;)

>at the end of the day even if yer -MCPAN fails typing perl
>Makefile.PL/make/make install is not THAT hard .. this is programmers
we
>are talking about here .. easy peasy n'est pas?


Makefiles are no where near the norm on the Windows boxes where the
bulk of ActiveState's users currently reside, learning how makefiles
work (And I have to admit my experience in writing makefiles is very
small) is yet another hurdle for people moving from Win to Nix.
Although this might be a good way of making them get there feet wet ;)

>so .. OK .. I'll grant you its useful (infact it rocks) as a windows
port
>of perl .. the ppm thing is sorta OK .. I prefer to compile it myself
if
>I can  .. I have a copy of nmake and a suitaible compiler and it all
>seems to happen usually ..

Question for you, if you compile perl under Win32 with one compiler
and then compile modules under another compiler do you get problems
using it? I only ever really use the one compiler so I've not come
across it but I've heard it can be awkward. Be nice to know what
happens with out having to try it myself :)

>but for *nix I see it as a dangerous
>splintering .. theres already the defacto standard for *unix and you
hope
>that it still works under ActiveState/Win32.. but are prepared to be
>disappointed (mainly because the OS is missing several major
features) ...
>but I can't see  any strong advantage to running it on *nix .. infact
>since every major *nix distro comes with Perl as standard the level
of
>cluefulness required to install it is much greater than the level of
>cluefulness required to do the cpan thing, so I cant  see the ease of
ppm
>(which is no easier than the MCPAN thing imho) being a factor .


Why did you have to come up with a very good argument?

I'm not too sure where I think the two module managers should go, ppm
is needed on Windows for 85% of
the Win Perl Users, its too much effort for most people to get working
c compiler, nmake and all the other pre-requisites and then build
their own modules. For them (And often for me) I still think that
PPM's the way to go. I use -MCPAN when I'm on Linux and to be honest I
wouldn't use ppm on Linux, it wouldn't be worth it but I can agree
with making PPM available to ease the transition of Win perlers but
maybe making it just call -MCPAN -e shell and adding wrappers for some
of the commands, that way you'd avoid the splintering of development.

What might be interesting is if Activestate starts shipping ActivePerl
with one of the Major Linux distros like SUSE, Redhat and Mandrake, if
they did ppm might make some rapid movement into the turf of -MCPAN :)

PPM or -MCPAN? As someone said tmtowtdi.

>just my 2 penneth.   now .. how can  I get it onto my lapto tha has
no
>cdrom or network card? ... I see a very long 9600 baud call to demon
...


Floppy's, shed loads of floppies :) Although I've got one of the old
100mb Zip drives I use for stuff like this :)

Dean
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Re: Fwd: SPUG: ActivePerl 623

2000-12-21 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Robin Szemeti <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


>errr .. now this is where I kinda lose the plot .. Active state perl
for
>windoze is a kinda good idea ... it wouls be nicer if you yould just
get
>plain perl to compile and install .. but hey, if ActiveState wanna go
to
>the trouble of porting it and making up some amusing installer called
ppm
>that will only load cpan modules that have been specially prepared
for it
>then thats ok too..

Theres a Win util script that automatically packages up modules from
cpan
(I'll try and dig out a link) and if you play abut with your ppm
scripts you
could make it package  them and install them in a single command.

But that's just sick. :)

> the .ppm packages are sometimes a bit behind the
>current revision and you can't always get the latest release just
when
>you want it of the main binary ... but it does give you Perl on
windoze
>.. which makes for less pain and suffereing in the world..

Also as another option Indigo Perl is supposed to be quite good, and
it
comes with a precompiled apache and mod-perl set up.

>but since yer standard *nix Perl install comes with access to all the
>packages, a 'easy to use module installer' perl -MCPAN .. and none of
the
>disadvantages why would anyone want to run Activestate perl under
*nix
>..?? just curious .. Might be missing a obvious point.



Think of it as proof of evolution, once you've spent some time on Win
boxes
you begin to need something like perl. And then you either learn perl
and do
pretty much everything with it or end up learning lots of different
little niche
technologies. After a few months of perling you end up with this
burning desire
to find out what this fork thing does and you install Linux/FreeBSD
(I've not yet
met a netBSD user.) and then you find that your amazingly simple
package
system has stopped working. And you flee back to Windows.

But with the port of ppm available your made immediately comfortable
in the Nix
environment and Linux is your new best friend :) After a few weeks of
this you
feel the need to prove yourself and compile perl  by yourself and just
forget about
ActiveState's ppm... Damn proved your point for you ;)




As far as I know there are two main reasons for using ppm's under Win.
PPM's can come with precompiled bits like dll's/plls' so you don't
need a compiler.

You can permanently add new repositories with two simple commands. Can
this be
done under the cpan module on Nix or are files always looked up under
a cpan
mirror?

The compiler issue seems a bit moot under Nix so I'll assume its for
building
offline or alternate repositories.

Ppm's are now being built with support for Linux, Solaris and Win32 as
standard so if
your not happy compiling stuff this may be the way to go.

Also I've had mods fail under -MCPAN due to test errors but I've never
had a
ppm refuse to install for any reason. Active State used to require all
modules to pass
certain tests before they'd package them, don't know if this has
anything to do with
what they support under corporate contracts but it might be another
reason.


An on-topic post!
Dean
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Re: Donation [off topic]

2000-12-20 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: James Powell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

>Aha, a Jim Davidson connoisseur!

Complement or insult? Taking the lists view i'll go with insult ;)


Its a local thing me thinks, crude comedians with chips on their
shoulders are appreciated here :)

I'm very worried about joining this thread, I've not been involved in
an on-topic thread on this list for a while (When we do get them ;))
and this one won't help any... So I'm not going to join. Say what you
like I shall remain silent. Mainly so I don't get kicked about the
list but also coz i'll be sending other non-relevent stuff in the near
future ;)

>I thought he was supposed to b*gar off (along with Paul
>Daniels and Andrew Lloyd Webber) when Labour won the last election ;)


Andrew Webber tried to leave but customs told him that he needed a pet
passport for his kids ;)

Dean
PS Red White and Very blue is an hour and a half of back-raising jokes
:)
PPS Has anything been mentioned about the London PM X-mas food/drink?

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Re: Donation [off topic]

2000-12-20 Thread Dean S Wilson

-Original Message-
From: Greg McCarroll <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: 20 December 2000 17:23
Subject: Re: Donation..


>> Your memory is flawed. Pantos aren't even slightly entertaining.
>
>not even the comic genius jim davidson's adult one?


Warning both of these are VERY crude pantos!
Sinderella is a bit boring, boobs in the wood is a good laugh. If you
don't
get offended then "In the Wood" is well worth a watch.

Dean
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Profanity is the one language all programmers understand.
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Re: Compare and Contrast

2000-12-15 Thread Dean S Wilson

From: Simon Wistow <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

>Anyway, one is an email claiming that a t-shirt will destroy years of
>work getting Perl accepted by American corporations and the other is
a
>widely read Web techniques column by the same author at
>http://www.stonehenge.com/perl/amihooternot
>
>Failing to see why t-shirts were offensive now.

I like the sentence at the bottom:
'This program will be featured in an upcoming WebTechniques Perl
column.'

Wonder if the editors will let him keep the screen dumps :)

Dean
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