Re: Appalling vampire joke

[Paul Makepeace]

Doh. I have the archive too, and knew I should've ~b'ed it but the
pain of dial-up prevented me.  Sorry 'bout that.

P

On Thu, Apr 05, 2001 at 11:03:06PM +0100, Neil Ford wrote:
> On Thu, Apr 05, 2001 at 01:51:45PM -0700, Paul Makepeace wrote:
> > What the hell, it's no less than you deserve...
> > 
> > Paul
> > 
> > 
> > One day Dracula is walking down the street when suddenly 10 tons of
> > smoked salmon sandwiches, sausage rolls, vol-au-vents, chicken wings,
> > chipolatas, tomato salad, pizza slices and crisps descend on him from a
> > great height and knock him to the ground.
> > 
> > "Oh no!" he gasps with his dying breath
> > 
> > "It's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"
> > 
> > 
> > Boom boom !
> > 
> 
> 
> On Mon, 29 Jan 2001, Simon Wistow wrote:
> 
> > One day Dracula is walking down the street when suddenly 10 tons of
> > smoked salmon sandwiches, bread rolls, pitted olives, chicken wings,
> > chipolatas, tomato salad, pizza slices and crisps descends on him from a
> > great height and knocks him to the ground.
> >  
> >  "Oh no!" he gasps with his dying breath
> >  
> > 
> >  
> > "It's Buffet the Vampire Slayer."
> > 
> Sometimes archiving london-pm has it's benefits. :-)
> 
> Neil.

Re: Appalling vampire joke

[Neil Ford]

On Thu, Apr 05, 2001 at 01:51:45PM -0700, Paul Makepeace wrote:
> What the hell, it's no less than you deserve...
> 
> Paul
> 
> 
> One day Dracula is walking down the street when suddenly 10 tons of
> smoked salmon sandwiches, sausage rolls, vol-au-vents, chicken wings,
> chipolatas, tomato salad, pizza slices and crisps descend on him from a
> great height and knock him to the ground.
> 
> "Oh no!" he gasps with his dying breath
> 
> "It's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"
> 
> 
> Boom boom !
> 


On Mon, 29 Jan 2001, Simon Wistow wrote:

> One day Dracula is walking down the street when suddenly 10 tons of
> smoked salmon sandwiches, bread rolls, pitted olives, chicken wings,
> chipolatas, tomato salad, pizza slices and crisps descends on him from a
> great height and knocks him to the ground.
>  
>  "Oh no!" he gasps with his dying breath
>  
> 
>  
> "It's Buffet the Vampire Slayer."
> 
Sometimes archiving london-pm has it's benefits. :-)

Neil.

Appalling vampire joke

[Paul Makepeace]

What the hell, it's no less than you deserve...

Paul


One day Dracula is walking down the street when suddenly 10 tons of
smoked salmon sandwiches, sausage rolls, vol-au-vents, chicken wings,
chipolatas, tomato salad, pizza slices and crisps descend on him from a
great height and knock him to the ground.

"Oh no!" he gasps with his dying breath






















"It's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"


Boom boom !