[job advert] looking for a perl person to write a web control panel

2008-08-31 Thread Martin A. Brooks

Hi

We are looking for a Perl programmer to develop a customer-facing web 
control panel for our antispam and antivirus mail filtering service. 
Currently, all configuration is done via a combination of database 
(postgres) and flat text files.  We would like to have a secure, 
intuitive and user-friendly interface built to manage this system for 
clients and in-house admin staff. Web design skills are _not_ required 
(have html monkey) though may be an advantage.  Having a better than 
average knowledge of how email works is useful.


A flat fee of £500 is offered plus on-going support and maintenance at a 
rate to be agreed.


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Re: [job advert] looking for a perl person to write a web control panel

2008-08-31 Thread Peter Corlett

On 31 Aug 2008, at 17:54, Martin A. Brooks wrote:
[...]
A flat fee of £500 is offered plus on-going support and maintenance  
at a rate to be agreed.


Do you want a pony on a stick with that?





Re: [job advert] looking for a perl person to write a web control panel

2008-08-31 Thread Martin A. Brooks

Peter Corlett wrote:

On 31 Aug 2008, at 17:54, Martin A. Brooks wrote:
[...]
A flat fee of £500 is offered plus on-going support and maintenance 
at a rate to be agreed.


Do you want a pony on a stick with that? 


No, not needed.  Thanks.


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Re: [job advert] looking for a perl person to write a web control panel

2008-08-31 Thread Bob Walker

On Sun, 31 Aug 2008, Peter Corlett wrote:


Do you want a pony on a stick with that?



surely a metal pole would be more useful for spit roasting the pony.

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Re: [job advert] looking for a perl person to write a web control panel

2008-08-31 Thread Peter Corlett

On 31 Aug 2008, at 18:22, Bob Walker wrote:
[...]

surely a metal pole would be more useful for spit roasting the pony.


I'm getting all the wrong mental images here.




Re: [job advert] looking for a perl person to write a web control panel

2008-08-31 Thread Dave Hodgkinson


On 31 Aug 2008, at 17:54, Martin A. Brooks wrote:


Hi

We are looking for a Perl programmer to develop a customer-facing  
web control panel for our antispam and antivirus mail filtering  
service. Currently, all configuration is done via a combination of  
database (postgres) and flat text files.  We would like to have a  
secure, intuitive and user-friendly interface built to manage this  
system for clients and in-house admin staff. Web design skills are  
_not_ required (have html monkey) though may be an advantage.   
Having a better than average knowledge of how email works is useful.


A flat fee of £500 is offered plus on-going support and maintenance  
at a rate to be agreed.



So that's about 10 hours work then.

Someone with a decent CRUD framework should be able to get something
up and running in that time, surely?

And does your monkey have a feces bucket?

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Re: [job advert] looking for a perl person to write a web control panel

2008-08-31 Thread Dave Cross
Martin A. Brooks wrote:

[ snip ]

> A flat fee of £500 is offered plus on-going support and maintenance at a
> rate to be agreed.

You're saying that you think this is one (or, at a push, two) day's
work. Does that sound right?

Dave...


spare memory

2008-08-31 Thread Dave Hodgkinson


I just upgraded my macbook to 4G and thus have two memory chip doofer
thingies spare. 2x512M, PC2-5300S-555-12 or somesuch.

Any use to anyone?


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Re: [job advert] looking for a perl person to write a web control panel

2008-08-31 Thread Martin A. Brooks

Dave Hodgkinson wrote:

So that's about 10 hours work then.


Yep, that was my rough estimate.


Someone with a decent CRUD framework should be able to get something
up and running in that time, surely?


Peter would seem to disagree there.



And does your monkey have a feces bucket?


I expect I could buy one for him, if required.



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Re: [job advert] looking for a perl person to write a web control panel

2008-08-31 Thread Martin A. Brooks

Dave Cross wrote:

A flat fee of £500 is offered plus on-going support and maintenance at a
rate to be agreed.
 


You're saying that you think this is one (or, at a push, two) day's
work. Does that sound right?
   


Yes.

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Re: [job advert] looking for a perl person to write a web control panel

2008-08-31 Thread Peter Corlett

On 31 Aug 2008, at 18:53, Martin A. Brooks wrote:
[...]

Someone with a decent CRUD framework should be able to get something
up and running in that time, surely?

Peter would seem to disagree there.



I would also estimate it to take about a day or so. £500 would  
therefore be a reasonable estimate at the typical market rate of  
£300-400/day for a Perl contractor.


However, you're after a fixed-price job, which costs more because the  
contractor is taking on the extra risk of the job going pear-shaped  
for reasons outside their control. And IMO, £500 isn't enough to cover  
that risk.






Re: [job advert] looking for a perl person to write a web control panel

2008-08-31 Thread Dirk Koopman

Peter Corlett wrote:

On 31 Aug 2008, at 18:53, Martin A. Brooks wrote:
[...]

Someone with a decent CRUD framework should be able to get something
up and running in that time, surely?

Peter would seem to disagree there.



I would also estimate it to take about a day or so. £500 would therefore 
be a reasonable estimate at the typical market rate of £300-400/day for 
a Perl contractor.


However, you're after a fixed-price job, which costs more because the 
contractor is taking on the extra risk of the job going pear-shaped for 
reasons outside their control. And IMO, £500 isn't enough to cover that 
risk.


I agree. This is something that people that want fixed prices never seem 
to factor in. Particularly when dealing with short jobs, it really is a 
case of think of a number and treble it. Double never seems enough to 
cover it.


Dirk


Re: [job advert] looking for a perl person to write a web control panel

2008-08-31 Thread Greg McCarroll
On Sun, Aug 31, 2008 at 08:07:10PM +0100, Peter Corlett wrote:
>
> However, you're after a fixed-price job, which costs more because the  
> contractor is taking on the extra risk of the job going pear-shaped  
> for reasons outside their control. And IMO, £500 isn't enough to cover  
> that risk.
> 

I think Peter is spot on with this logic, and I'd never want to bid on
a fixed price piece of work at such a small amount, the handshaking
time[1] alone would be just to large a % to make it worthwhile.

However it's an open market, someone out there hasn't as much risk
aversion as I have or as large a mortgage payment (its not that large
actually, i'm scared of risk). 

I personally reckon he'll get a taker, and I'm not sure either of them
will be fully satisfied, but thats ok. And of course you can always
suggest to Martin you'll do it for more as a counter offer.

What's maybe more interesting is the value/cost people put on fixed
term work vs. contracting and of course the value people put on a
really good job (and what that means) and a shoddy job. And these are
both topics I believe will become more significant in the next five
years or so.

To be honest, I'm changing my views on software development quality
daily now I'm back at the cutting edge, and it really doesn't have
much to do with code/frameworks/documentation. On a recent project I
was shepherding, the project plan had maybe 10 tasks, yet when I was
told to move onto another project, my handover task list had 22 soft
tasks[2] that were all about making sure the business got what they
wanted, that ratio is fairly significant given there was a full
test/qa/systems allocation to the project.

Greg

[1] Just made up the term, the time it takes to set up any
contract/deal, agree exactly what the deliverables are and set up the
agreement in a strong enough (legal) way.
[2] None of them on the original plan.


Re: [job advert] looking for a perl person to write a web control panel

2008-08-31 Thread Andy Wardley

Dirk Koopman wrote:
I agree. This is something that people that want fixed prices never seem 
to factor in. 


The other thing they often forget is "fixed spec".

I've had clients who think that "fixed price" equates to an all-you-can-eat
buffet with an open bar.

A





Re: [job advert] looking for a perl person to write a web control panel

2008-08-31 Thread Greg McCarroll
On Sun, Aug 31, 2008 at 08:30:07PM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote:
> On Sun, Aug 31, 2008 at 08:07:10PM +0100, Peter Corlett wrote:
> >
> > However, you're after a fixed-price job, which costs more because the  
> > contractor is taking on the extra risk of the job going pear-shaped  
> > for reasons outside their control. And IMO, £500 isn't enough to cover  
> > that risk.
> > 
> 
> What's maybe more interesting is the value/cost people put on fixed
> term work vs. contracting and of course the value people put on a


And, in no way related to Martin, but related to software value,

 http://notalwaysright.com/thickheaded-as-thieves/739

G.


Re: [job advert] looking for a perl person to write a web control panel

2008-08-31 Thread Martin A. Brooks

Peter Corlett wrote:
I would also estimate it to take about a day or so. £500 would 
therefore be a reasonable estimate at the typical market rate of 
£300-400/day for a Perl contractor.


So why the "moon on a stick" comment?

However, you're after a fixed-price job, which costs more because the 
contractor is taking on the extra risk of the job going pear-shaped 
for reasons outside their control. And IMO, £500 isn't enough to cover 
that risk.


I therefore look forward to not reviewing your CV.  *shrug*


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Re: [job advert] looking for a perl person to write a web control panel

2008-08-31 Thread Tony Kennick
On Sun, Aug 31, 2008 at 08:07:10PM +0100,
the following was promulgated by Peter Corlett:

> On 31 Aug 2008, at 18:53, Martin A. Brooks wrote:
> [...]
> >>Someone with a decent CRUD framework should be able to get something
> >>up and running in that time, surely?
> >Peter would seem to disagree there.
> 
> 
> I would also estimate it to take about a day or so. £500 would  
> therefore be a reasonable estimate at the typical market rate of  
> £300-400/day for a Perl contractor.

I have been working in a nice comfortable web agency for to long, £500
wouldn't start to pay for the UX guy to prototype the "intuitive and
user-friendly interface" before a line of code was written ;-)

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Re: [job advert] looking for a perl person to write a web control panel

2008-08-31 Thread Peter Corlett

On 31 Aug 2008, at 22:25, Martin A. Brooks wrote:

Peter Corlett wrote:
I would also estimate it to take about a day or so. £500 would  
therefore be a reasonable estimate at the typical market rate of  
£300-400/day for a Perl contractor.

So why the "moon on a stick" comment?


Er, because you're not offering the market rate of £300-400/day?

However, you're after a fixed-price job, which costs more because  
the contractor is taking on the extra risk of the job going pear- 
shaped for reasons outside their control. And IMO, £500 isn't  
enough to cover that risk.

I therefore look forward to not reviewing your CV.  *shrug*


How terrible. I won't get a job that has all the signs of one that  
will shaft the contractor. This probably isn't your intent, but that's  
how it looks.


No doubt you'll find some sucker who will take it on. Neither of you  
will be satisfied with the results.






perl bless/overload performance problem on RHEL

2008-08-31 Thread Elliot Moore


May interest anyone running stock perl on Red Hat 5, Centos 5, or  
Fedora 9


http://blog.vipul.net/2008/08/24/redhat-perl-what-a-tragedy/

 (https://bugzilla.redhat.com/show_bug.cgi?id=379791)

e.



Re: perl bless/overload performance problem on RHEL

2008-08-31 Thread Andy Wardley

Elliot Moore wrote:

http://blog.vipul.net/2008/08/24/redhat-perl-what-a-tragedy/
 (https://bugzilla.redhat.com/show_bug.cgi?id=379791)


And here:

  http://use.perl.org/~nicholas/journal/37274

Which says:

  "So to be fair they are still asleep on the job. Where's I'm awake and doing
   this stuff for free."

That's the real tragedy IMHO.  Some RedHat dude is getting paid to make a mess
of Perl while Nicholas works for free to fix it.  They should cut out the
middle man.

A