Re: Anniversary Beer - Shovels needed

2009-06-29 Thread dave
Hi James,

long time lurker, first time caller.

as a really crap perl programmer but an avid beer consumer, I'd be
willing to swap some gut size for guru status.

I'm co9  over by Braintree , where are you ? have an estate so
possible I can get the lot in ( unless you lot are really worse than me
and, reading some of the posts, that's very possible ).

ta

DaveN

On Fri, 2009-06-26 at 13:18 +0100, James Laver wrote:
 I got a call from the brewery this morning and they're not prepared to
 deliver to paddington for our next social, leaving us a little bit in
 the shit. Anyone got a shovel?
 
 I've formulated the following devious plans:
 
 1. a kind, friendly soul with a car drives to the brewery/winery in
 essex and drops stuff off at a convenient holding point (with lack of
 volunteers, probably my flat), and I will get them to the social a few
 cases at a time.
 2. Similar, except we go next weekend and people pick them up from my
 house rather than the social.
 3. a team of kind people arrange to meet at a tube station in eastern
 zone 2 and proceed to help me carry beer to the social via the
 hammersmith and city line.
 4. I organise a social at the bridge house for september and we have
 the beer then (august is YAPC, remember).
 
 I'm not sure I can cat-herd effectively enough to make option 3
 happen, but does any kind soul with a car fancy a daytrip to a brewery
 and winery in essex, or will we have to put it back to september?
 
 So, shovels anybody?
 
 Oh and we need to get artwork that still hasn't been drawn to the
 brewery by the end of tomorrow if we're going to attack plan 1 or 2.
 Any artistic shovels?
 
 --James



Anniversary Beer - Shovels needed

2009-06-26 Thread James Laver
I got a call from the brewery this morning and they're not prepared to
deliver to paddington for our next social, leaving us a little bit in
the shit. Anyone got a shovel?

I've formulated the following devious plans:

1. a kind, friendly soul with a car drives to the brewery/winery in
essex and drops stuff off at a convenient holding point (with lack of
volunteers, probably my flat), and I will get them to the social a few
cases at a time.
2. Similar, except we go next weekend and people pick them up from my
house rather than the social.
3. a team of kind people arrange to meet at a tube station in eastern
zone 2 and proceed to help me carry beer to the social via the
hammersmith and city line.
4. I organise a social at the bridge house for september and we have
the beer then (august is YAPC, remember).

I'm not sure I can cat-herd effectively enough to make option 3
happen, but does any kind soul with a car fancy a daytrip to a brewery
and winery in essex, or will we have to put it back to september?

So, shovels anybody?

Oh and we need to get artwork that still hasn't been drawn to the
brewery by the end of tomorrow if we're going to attack plan 1 or 2.
Any artistic shovels?

--James


Re: Anniversary Beer - Shovels needed

2009-06-26 Thread Jonathan Stowe
2009/6/26 James Laver james.la...@gmail.com:
 I got a call from the brewery this morning and they're not prepared to
 deliver to paddington for our next social, leaving us a little bit in
 the shit. Anyone got a shovel?

 I've formulated the following devious plans:

 1. a kind, friendly soul with a car drives to the brewery/winery in
 essex and drops stuff off at a convenient holding point (with lack of
 volunteers, probably my flat), and I will get them to the social a few
 cases at a time.

When are you thinking of for this ? And where is the brewery/winery ?

-- 
http://rabidgravy.com/ - Music
http://gellyfish.co.uk/ - Everything else


Re: Anniversary Beer - Shovels needed

2009-06-26 Thread James Laver
On Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 1:48 PM, Jonathan
Stowej...@integration-house.com wrote:
 2009/6/26 James Laver james.la...@gmail.com:
 I got a call from the brewery this morning and they're not prepared to
 deliver to paddington for our next social, leaving us a little bit in
 the shit. Anyone got a shovel?

 I've formulated the following devious plans:

 1. a kind, friendly soul with a car drives to the brewery/winery in
 essex and drops stuff off at a convenient holding point (with lack of
 volunteers, probably my flat), and I will get them to the social a few
 cases at a time.

 When are you thinking of for this ? And where is the brewery/winery ?

It would have to be either in the evening this week to make the
social, or more likely next weekend and i'd have to distribute it from
my flat.

The brewery is in the arse end of essex, Mersea Island, which is not
the most convenient place to get to at all.

--James


Re: Anniversary Beer - Shovels needed

2009-06-26 Thread Bob MacCallum
That's near my folks' place, but alas I have no car and they have no
immediate plans to drive to London, nor any storage space to spare.

Otherwise, I would have been happy to help.

Anyone have connections to Eddie Stobart?

 The brewery is in the arse end of essex, Mersea Island, which is not
 the most convenient place to get to at all.

-- 
http://evolectronica.com - survival of the funkiest


Anniversary Beer - Plea for graphic artistry

2009-06-17 Thread James Laver
Hi guys, I'll be ordering anniversary beer today but there's one thing
remaining - artwork.

Last year, we were graciously donated a design by Kent Fredric of a
camel going through tower bridge.

This year, of all the suggestions, I think I like the idea of St.
Pauls with a Perl Onion for a dome, the most.

Is there anybody who will cut up some CC images and stick the onion on
the dome for us?

Please?

Pretty Please?

(mail me offlist if you have the skill and you're feeling generous to
a good cause)

Cheers,
--James


Re: Anniversary Beer - Plea for graphic artistry

2009-06-17 Thread Philippe Bruhat (BooK)
On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 12:39:43PM +0100, James Laver wrote:
 
 Last year, we were graciously donated a design by Kent Fredric of a
 camel going through tower bridge.
 
 This year, of all the suggestions, I think I like the idea of St.
 Pauls with a Perl Onion for a dome, the most.
 
 Is there anybody who will cut up some CC images and stick the onion on
 the dome for us?

I also have in my possession a small text in Dave Cross' handwriting
written on a piece of cardboard, saying roughly: The use of a glass
of beer in association with the Perl language is copyright London.pm
(the plan is to make a unique T-shirt to auction at YAPC in Lisbon)

I'm sure he'll be more than happy to adapt the text to suit and fit a
bottle of beer.

-- 
 Philippe Bruhat (BooK)

 All life affects us... even that which is far from our gaze.
(Moral from Groo The Wanderer #59 (Epic))


Re: Anniversary Beer - Plea for graphic artistry

2009-06-17 Thread James Laver
On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 1:03 PM, Philippe Bruhat (BooK)
philippe.bru...@free.fr wrote:

 I also have in my possession a small text in Dave Cross' handwriting
 written on a piece of cardboard, saying roughly: The use of a glass
 of beer in association with the Perl language is copyright London.pm
 (the plan is to make a unique T-shirt to auction at YAPC in Lisbon)

 I'm sure he'll be more than happy to adapt the text to suit and fit a
 bottle of beer.

I will also be carrying a case of beer to YAPC for the auction.

--James


Anniversary Beer

2009-06-12 Thread James Laver
Okay, I'm going to get around to ordering anniversary beer as soon as  
I come up with a venue for next month's social.


If you asked for some, you should have received an email from me  
confirming your order. If you didn't, you forgot to email me or I've  
misplaced it (I searched my mailbox for 'anniversary beer') and  
forgotten that you ordered it off-list.


If you want some and you haven't got a confirmation, you MUST reply  
today as I'll be doing the ordering tomorrow.


Cases are of 12. If you have any number of complete cases, you get to  
choose which beer you want for them. Please write to me off-list  
indicating which of the bottle conditioned beers from http://www.merseawine.com/brewery.htm 
 you'd like (or those of you who've ordered multiple cases get  
multiple choices)


If you have a half-case, it's not really feasible and I'll make it  
Skippers (as I will if people don't email me today).


Last year we had Island Skippers which has a nice summery element  
about it. Excellent tasty bitter.


Oh, and please make sure you will be at the next social to pick it up  
or I will be frustrated since I'm carrying enough beer home already.


--James


Re: Anniversary Beer

2009-06-12 Thread James Laver

On 12 Jun 2009, at 09:31, James Laver wrote:


Cases are of 12. If you have any number of complete cases, you get  
to choose which beer you want for them. Please write to me off-list  
indicating which of the bottle conditioned beers from http://www.merseawine.com/brewery.htm 
 you'd like (or those of you who've ordered multiple cases get  
multiple choices)


--James


Fortune smiles upon us as it transpires that we've got 12 cases on  
order, which means we can create mixed cases.


If you've ordered beer and want a taste of all the beers (with the  
exception of the pilsner), can you show your hand and I'll go ahead  
with manually creating mixed cases.


It'll probably look like this:

2 Island Skipper
2 Pale ale
1 Oyster
1 Monkey

per half-case.

I also finally called the brewery and got prices. £12.50 per 6  
bottles. 50p more expensive than last year. I'm sure we can cope with  
that.


--James


Re: Anniversary Beer

2009-06-12 Thread James Laver

On 12 Jun 2009, at 10:34, James Laver wrote:


Fortune smiles upon us as it transpires that we've got 12 cases on  
order, which means we can create mixed cases.


If you've ordered beer and want a taste of all the beers (with the  
exception of the pilsner), can you show your hand and I'll go ahead  
with manually creating mixed cases.


It'll probably look like this:

2 Island Skipper
2 Pale ale
1 Oyster
1 Monkey

per half-case.

I also finally called the brewery and got prices. £12.50 per 6  
bottles. 50p more expensive than last year. I'm sure we can cope  
with that.


--James


All cases will hereby be mixed owing to overwhelmingly positive  
feedback.


If anyone else orders, they won't be able to take part in that (since  
i'm manually splitting the 12 cases ordered), but they can choose  
whichever beer they want.


--James


Re: Anniversary Beer

2009-05-29 Thread Joel Bernstein

Did anything happen about this? Is anniversary beer still on?
I'm guessing with June social just days away it's not happening /this/  
month, but did enough people get involved to make it happen at all?


/joel

On 1 May 2009, at 08:50, James Laver wrote:


We've almost got enough to make it worth the brewery's while.

Anyone interested who hasn't yet waved their hand?

(All the people who bought what went unclaimed at the social last  
year, perhaps?)


--James

On 20 Apr 2009, at 22:30, James Laver wrote:

As some of you will remember, last year I organised commemorative  
beer for our 10th anniversary (go london.pm!)


Yesterday, a london.pm member twittered about how much he enjoyed  
drinking some of it in the sunshine. This evening, another member  
IRCd about how much he enjoyed it. And then other people have said  
they really enjoyed it and wish they had some left.


So I offered to reorder. This year we'll order it early to make the  
most of the summer.


We need 120 bottles to make it worth their while and they'll  
deliver to the june social (which will fall on the 4th and hasn't  
yet been announced -- it is quite a way away).


I've got 42 bottles confirmed so far.

If you want in, please message me offlist. Please also make sure  
that you will be there to pick up the beer or make arrangements for  
someone else to.


I'll put a 3 week cap on orders, so don't delay!

Cheers,
--James







Re: Anniversary Beer

2009-05-29 Thread James Laver

On 29 May 2009, at 14:34, Joel Bernstein wrote:


Did anything happen about this? Is anniversary beer still on?
I'm guessing with June social just days away it's not happening / 
this/ month, but did enough people get involved to make it happen at  
all?


/joel


We hit critical mass, I just didn't get around to arguing.

July.

And thanks for giving me a boot up the arse to call the brewery.

--James


Anniversary Beer

2009-04-20 Thread James Laver
As some of you will remember, last year I organised commemorative beer  
for our 10th anniversary (go london.pm!)


Yesterday, a london.pm member twittered about how much he enjoyed  
drinking some of it in the sunshine. This evening, another member IRCd  
about how much he enjoyed it. And then other people have said they  
really enjoyed it and wish they had some left.


So I offered to reorder. This year we'll order it early to make the  
most of the summer.


We need 120 bottles to make it worth their while and they'll deliver  
to the june social (which will fall on the 4th and hasn't yet been  
announced -- it is quite a way away).


I've got 42 bottles confirmed so far.

If you want in, please message me offlist. Please also make sure that  
you will be there to pick up the beer or make arrangements for someone  
else to.


I'll put a 3 week cap on orders, so don't delay!

Cheers,
--James


Re: Anniversary Beer

2009-04-20 Thread Philippe Bruhat (BooK)
On Mon, Apr 20, 2009 at 10:30:38PM +0100, James Laver wrote:
 As some of you will remember, last year I organised commemorative beer  
 for our 10th anniversary (go london.pm!)

 We need 120 bottles to make it worth their while and they'll deliver to 
 the june social (which will fall on the 4th and hasn't yet been  
 announced -- it is quite a way away).

Don't forget to keep a few of them for the Lisbon auction.

It'll be worth it, if only to watch people throwing in a lot of money
for beer in the land of cheap beer... ;-)

-- 
 Philippe Bruhat (BooK)

 Be careful when you take one side or the other. You could wind up in the
 middle.(Moral from Groo The Wanderer #33 (Epic))


Re: Anniversary Beer

2009-04-20 Thread James Laver

On 20 Apr 2009, at 22:52, Philippe Bruhat (BooK) wrote:


On Mon, Apr 20, 2009 at 10:30:38PM +0100, James Laver wrote:
As some of you will remember, last year I organised commemorative  
beer

for our 10th anniversary (go london.pm!)

We need 120 bottles to make it worth their while and they'll  
deliver to

the june social (which will fall on the 4th and hasn't yet been
announced -- it is quite a way away).


Don't forget to keep a few of them for the Lisbon auction.

It'll be worth it, if only to watch people throwing in a lot of money
for beer in the land of cheap beer... ;-)


Last year we had an offer of 4 cases for the YAPC auction that sadly  
never materialised. Handy, as it happens, since 4 cases were claimed  
by people who didn't pre-order but decided that actually, they wanted  
beer.


I'll sponsor 6 bottles (12 quid IIRC) for the hell of it. Anyone else  
willing to do the same?


--James

P.S. why haven't I heard of other PM groups organising anniversary beer?


Re: Anniversary Beer

2009-04-20 Thread David Cantrell
On Mon, Apr 20, 2009 at 10:58:51PM +0100, James Laver wrote:

 P.S. why haven't I heard of other PM groups organising anniversary beer?

Perhaps it is related to the problem of orgynising a piss-up in a
brewery?

-- 
David Cantrell | Cake Smuggler Extraordinaire

Just because it is possible to do this sort of thing
in the English language doesn't mean it should be done


Re: Anniversary Beer

2009-04-20 Thread Pedro Figueiredo

On 20 Apr 2009, at 22:52, Philippe Bruhat (BooK) wrote:



It'll be worth it, if only to watch people throwing in a lot of money
for beer in the land of cheap beer... ;-)



 s/cheap beer/expensive ice-cold piss/


Re: Anniversary Beer

2009-04-20 Thread James Laver

On 20 Apr 2009, at 23:12, David Cantrell wrote:


On Mon, Apr 20, 2009 at 10:58:51PM +0100, James Laver wrote:

P.S. why haven't I heard of other PM groups organising anniversary  
beer?


Perhaps it is related to the problem of orgynising a piss-up in a
brewery?

--
David Cantrell | Cake Smuggler Extraordinaire

Just because it is possible to do this sort of thing
in the English language doesn't mean it should be done


I seem to manage just fine, and I don't even have superpowers.

Now, how about we organise a pissup in a brewery? Social at the  
fullers brewery tap? ;)


--James