Re: [MBZ] O/T Car Acronyms
Kudoes. I can't hold a candle to Kevin's many superb doggerels. On Dec 4, 2007 7:33 PM, Robert Rentfro <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Kevin acronyzed: > > "Marshall's expertise rang clearly, > every day, every sentence." > > Sweet. > > Bob R. > > > > ___ > http://www.okiebenz.com > For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ > For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
Re: [MBZ] O/T Car Acronyms
Kevin acronyzed: "Marshall's expertise rang clearly, every day, every sentence." Sweet. Bob R. ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
Re: [MBZ] O/T Car Acronyms
I notice that Mercedes was left out? most expensive rodbender car ever, Diesel engine stopped! Most excellent riding car ever, don't ever sell!. Mighty European ride caused extreme debt every servicing! Last but not least, Marshall's expertise rang clearly, every day, every sentence. Kevin in Hillsboro, OR 1983 300SD 266Kmi, Ursula ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
Re: [MBZ] O/T Car Acronyms
LOL! MERCEDES: Mechanically Excellent Rugged Car Eliminates Driver Ennui Superbly On Dec 4, 2007 5:08 PM, Peter T. Arnold <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Car Acronyms > > ACURA: > Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile > Asia's Curse Upon Rural America > > AMC: > All Makes Combined > A Major Cost > A Mutated Car > A Morons Car > Another Major Catastrophe > > AUDI: > Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented > Accelerates Under Demonic Influence > Automobile Under Demonic Influence > Another Ugly Deutsche Invention > Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence > Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. > > BMW: > Big Money Works > Bought My Wife > Brutal Money Waster > Break My Window > Break My Windshield > Babbling Mechanical Wench > Beastly Monstrous Wonder > Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels > Beautiful Mechanical Wonder > Barely Moving Wreck > Big Money Waste > Big Money. Why? > Big Money Works > Born Moderately Wealthy > Breaks Most Wrenches > Bring More Wrenches > Brings Me Women > Brings More Women > Broken Money Waster > Broke My Wallet > Broken Monstrous Wonder > Bumbling Mechanical Wretch > Blasphemous Motorized Wreck > > BUICK: > Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer > Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King > > CHEVROLET: > Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips > Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time > Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time > Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering > Techniques > > DODGE: > Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere > Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater > Dead Old Dog Going East > Dead On Day Guarantee Expires > Dead On Delivery, Go Easy > Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired > Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter > Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment > Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive > > EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks > > FIAT: > Failure in Italian Automotive Technology > Fix It Again, Tony! > Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation > > FORD: > Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge > Fix Or Repair Daily > Found On Road Dead > Fast Only Rolling Downhill > First On Race Day > First On Recall Day > Fabricated Of Refried Dung > Fails On Rainy Days > Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream > Fatally Obese Redneck Driver > Fault Of R&D > Finally Obsolete Racing Device > Fireball On Rear Denting > First On Road to Dump > First On Rust and Deterioration > Fix Or Recycle Dilemma > Flipping Over Results in Death > Flipped Over Roadside Disaster > Follow Our Rusty Dogsled > Foot On Road Decelerates > Forced On Reluctant Drivers > Formed Of Rejected DNA > Forwarded Once; Return Denied > Forward Only; Reverse Defective > Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin > Fork Over Repair Dough > Fouled Out Re-done Dodge > Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration > Free Or Reduced Drastically > Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed > Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable > Funny Old Rattling Dump > (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot > > GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked > > GM: > General Maintenance > Great Mistake > Garbage Motors > Generally Miserable > Grossly Misconceived > Gluteus Maximus > > GMC: > Garage Man's Companion > Gotta Mechanic Coming? > Generally Mediocre Cars > Get More Chicks > Gets Mechanics Crazy > Gods Mechanical Curse > Got More Crap > Great Mountain Climber > Great Motor Car > > GTO: Gas, Tires, Oil > > HONDA: > Had One Never Did Again > Hang On, Not Done Accelerating > Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles > Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles > > HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... > > JEEP: > Just Eats Every Part > Junk Engineering Executed Poorly > > MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along > MG: Money Guzzler > MGB: Might Go Backwards > MGF: Might Go Forward > MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate > > MOPAR: > Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly > Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously > Most Often Passed At Races > Mostly Old Parts And Rust > Move Over People Are Racing > Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly > My Old Pig Ain't Running > My Only Problems Are Repairs > > MUSTANG: Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good > OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's > Irregular Leftover Equipment > > PINTO: > Put In Nickel To Operate > Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook > > PLYMOUTH: Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood > PONTIAC: Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadillac > PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything > > SAAB: > Send Another Automobile Back > Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown > Sad Attempt At Beauty > Sorry Auto, Always Broken > Shape Appears Ass-Backwards > > SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually > > TOYOTA: > Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto > Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass > The One You Ought To Avoid > > TRIUMPH: > This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! > Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! > > VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object > VW: Virtually Worthless > > ___ > Metch
[MBZ] O/T Car Acronyms
Car Acronyms ACURA: Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile Asia's Curse Upon Rural America AMC: All Makes Combined A Major Cost A Mutated Car A Morons Car Another Major Catastrophe AUDI: Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Automobile Under Demonic Influence Another Ugly Deutsche Invention Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BMW: Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Break My Window Break My Windshield Babbling Mechanical Wench Beastly Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Barely Moving Wreck Big Money Waste Big Money. Why? Big Money Works Born Moderately Wealthy Breaks Most Wrenches Bring More Wrenches Brings Me Women Brings More Women Broken Money Waster Broke My Wallet Broken Monstrous Wonder Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Blasphemous Motorized Wreck BUICK: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques DODGE: Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Dead Old Dog Going East Dead On Day Guarantee Expires Dead On Delivery, Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It Again, Tony! Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation FORD: Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Fast Only Rolling Downhill First On Race Day First On Recall Day Fabricated Of Refried Dung Fails On Rainy Days Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream Fatally Obese Redneck Driver Fault Of R&D Finally Obsolete Racing Device Fireball On Rear Denting First On Road to Dump First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Recycle Dilemma Flipping Over Results in Death Flipped Over Roadside Disaster Follow Our Rusty Dogsled Foot On Road Decelerates Forced On Reluctant Drivers Formed Of Rejected DNA Forwarded Once; Return Denied Forward Only; Reverse Defective Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin Fork Over Repair Dough Fouled Out Re-done Dodge Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration Free Or Reduced Drastically Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Funny Old Rattling Dump (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked GM: General Maintenance Great Mistake Garbage Motors Generally Miserable Grossly Misconceived Gluteus Maximus GMC: Garage Man's Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming? Generally Mediocre Cars Get More Chicks Gets Mechanics Crazy Gods Mechanical Curse Got More Crap Great Mountain Climber Great Motor Car GTO: Gas, Tires, Oil HONDA: Had One Never Did Again Hang On, Not Done Accelerating Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... JEEP: Just Eats Every Part Junk Engineering Executed Poorly MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MG: Money Guzzler MGB: Might Go Backwards MGF: Might Go Forward MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate MOPAR: Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Parts And Rust Move Over People Are Racing Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly My Old Pig Ain't Running My Only Problems Are Repairs MUSTANG: Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment PINTO: Put In Nickel To Operate Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook PLYMOUTH: Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood PONTIAC: Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadillac PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything SAAB: Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown Sad Attempt At Beauty Sorry Auto, Always Broken Shape Appears Ass-Backwards SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass The One You Ought To Avoid TRIUMPH: This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW: Virtually Worthless ___ Metchat mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://autoclubs.ca/mailman/listinfo/metchat -- Regards, Peter T. Arnold 2007 HHR, 2.4L/Auto, LT2, 19Kmi, No problems! 1987 300SDL 286 KMI Now lives with Dave Walton, Cleveland Ohio 1995 F-250 PowerChoke 199Kmi 1954 Metropolitan Convertible, Hanger Queen Wife has a Cruizer, 87 Kmi, as reliable as an Ice Box, the car that is! ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ For used parts
