> A mother was driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. > > "Mommy?" the little girl asked. "How old are you?" > > "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. > "It's not polite.." > > "Okay", the little girl said. "How much do you weigh?" > > "Now really!" the mother said. "Those are personal questions and are none of > your > business." > > Undaunted, the little girl asked, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?" > "That's enough questions, young lady. Honestly!" > > The exasperated mother walked away as the two friends began to play. > "My mom won't tell me anything about herself," the little girl said to her > friend. > > "Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's license. > It's like a report card, it has everything on it." > > Later that night the little girl said to her mother, "I know how old you are. > You're 32." > The mother was surprised and asked, "How did you find that out?" > > "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." > > The mother was past surprised. She was shocked. > > "How in heaven's name did you find that out?" > > "And," the little girl said triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a > divorce!" > > "Really?" the mother asked. "Why?" > > "Because you got an F in sex."
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