Since we're on the subject I'd like to share something a friend sent me
recently.
enjoy -
LarryT
91 300D
*/Random thoughts as we age: /*
The biggest lie I tell myself is . . . "I don't need to write that
down, I'll remember it."
Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten
minutes and come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't
met yet!
I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks!
I don't need anger management. What I need is for people to stop
pissing me off!
I don't know about you but for me old age is coming at a really bad
time!
Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the
courage to change the things I can and the friends to post my bail
when I finally snap!
I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights".......... I'm
just very wise.
Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is
just a piece of paper!
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.
The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back
"no".....which is shorter than "yes".
I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll
do that second week.
Exactly when did it change from "We the people" to "screw the
people" ???
Even duct tape can't fix stupid ........ but it can muffle the sound!
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna
transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice!
Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?
At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering
what I came in there for.
And, of course… Have I sent this to you already or did you send this
to me?
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