Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour

[Scott Ritchey via Mercedes]

Of all the lying statisticians and politicians, actuaries are probably the
most accountable for their results.  If they err in one direction their
company goes broke because premiums won't cover claims.  If they err in the
other direction their company won't have any clients.  There isn't much
accountability for think tanks and government agencies.

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> From: Mercedes [mailto:mercedes-boun...@okiebenz.com] On Behalf Of Jon
> Agne via Mercedes
> Sent: Saturday, December 17, 2016 7:24 PM
> To: Mercedes Discussion List 
> Cc: Jon Agne 
> Subject: Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour
> 
> Precisely!  Why do you think actuaries are so highly compensated.
> 
> 
> > On Dec 17, 2016, at 7:09 PM, Curley McLain via Mercedes
>  wrote:
> >
> > 4 guys applied for a job requiring customers to be persuaded to buy by
using
> calculations and data presentation.
> >
> > A mathematician, an engineer, an accountant, and a statistician were
> interviewed,  one by one.
> >
> > The interviewer asked the mathematician how he would present the
> breakdown of US citizens by race.
> >
> > The mathematician gave the answer precisely, accurate to 6 decimal
places.
> >
> > The interviewer asked the engineer how he would present the breakdown of
> US citizens by race.
> >
> > The engineer gave the answer precisely, accurate to 2 decimal places.
> >
> > The interviewer asked the accountant how he would present the breakdown
> of US citizens by race.
> >
> > The mathematician pulled down the shades, checked the room for bugs,
> than asked, "what do you want them to be?"
> >
> > The interviewer asked the statistician how he would present the
breakdown
> of US citizens by race.
> >
> > The statistician pulled down the shades, checked the room for bugs, than
> asked, "I can make them be anything you want them to be?"
> >
> > The Statistician got the job!  Sales skyrocketed.  Profits soared.
> >
> >
> >
> > You see, the Statistician knew how ro choose the sample to get what he
> wanted, he knew how to manipulate the input data to show what he wanted,
> how to modify the statistical analysis to show what he wanted, how to
modify
> the statistical error to cover up what he didn't want to show.  He was a
> complete virtuoso of statistical analysis!
> >
> > The "facts" he presented to the customers made them drool and whip out
> the checkbook, but the "facts" were false.  His prior job was political
polling for
> the NY Times.
> >
> >
> >
> > See "How to Lie with Statistics" by Huff.  It is on amazon.com or must
likely at
> your local welfare book store (pubic library)
> >
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Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour

[Floyd Thursby via Mercedes]

A company posts a job for a new CFO.  The list is whittled down to 3 guys.

First guy comes in and the company president asks him how much is 2 + 
2.  He answers, "Well, that is clearly 4."  President thanks him and 
says he can go.


Second guy comes in, president asks him same question.  Guy says, "After 
considerable analysis and consideration of all aspects of the problem, I 
tentatively suggest the total would be 4, plus or minus a small 
deviation due to uncertainty as to the actual values of 2."  President 
thanks him and says he can go.


Third guy comes in, president asks him same question.  Guy looks at him 
closely for a minute, leans forward, and asks very intensely, "How much 
do you want it to be?"  President says, "You can start tomorrow."


--FT


On 12/17/16 7:09 PM, Curley McLain via Mercedes wrote:
4 guys applied for a job requiring customers to be persuaded to buy by 
using calculations and data presentation.


A mathematician, an engineer, an accountant, and a statistician were 
interviewed,  one by one.


The interviewer asked the mathematician how he would present the 
breakdown of US citizens by race.


The mathematician gave the answer precisely, accurate to 6 decimal 
places.


The interviewer asked the engineer how he would present the breakdown 
of US citizens by race.


The engineer gave the answer precisely, accurate to 2 decimal places.

The interviewer asked the accountant how he would present the 
breakdown of US citizens by race.


The mathematician pulled down the shades, checked the room for bugs, 
than asked, "what do you want them to be?"


The interviewer asked the statistician how he would present the 
breakdown of US citizens by race.


The statistician pulled down the shades, checked the room for bugs, 
than asked, "I can make them be anything you want them to be?"


The Statistician got the job!  Sales skyrocketed.  Profits soared.



 You see, the Statistician knew how ro choose the sample to get what 
he wanted, he knew how to manipulate the input data to show what he 
wanted, how to modify the statistical analysis to show what he wanted, 
how to modify the statistical error to cover up what he didn't want to 
show.  He was a complete virtuoso of statistical analysis!


The "facts" he presented to the customers made them drool and whip out 
the checkbook, but the "facts" were false.  His prior job was 
political polling for the NY Times.




See "How to Lie with Statistics" by Huff.  It is on amazon.com or must 
likely at your local welfare book store (pubic library)


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Winston Churchill:
“Never give in--never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or 
petty,
never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense.
Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the 
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Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour

[Rick Knoble via Mercedes]

‎Curley sez:

‎> See "How to Lie with Statistics" by Huff. 
‎
PDF copy of said book. 



‎Please check the laws in your particular country regarding copyright 
infringement before downloading...‎‎
‎
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Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour

[Jon Agne via Mercedes]

Precisely!  Why do you think actuaries are so highly compensated.


> On Dec 17, 2016, at 7:09 PM, Curley McLain via Mercedes 
>  wrote:
> 
> 4 guys applied for a job requiring customers to be persuaded to buy by using 
> calculations and data presentation.
> 
> A mathematician, an engineer, an accountant, and a statistician were 
> interviewed,  one by one.
> 
> The interviewer asked the mathematician how he would present the breakdown of 
> US citizens by race.
> 
> The mathematician gave the answer precisely, accurate to 6 decimal places.
> 
> The interviewer asked the engineer how he would present the breakdown of US 
> citizens by race.
> 
> The engineer gave the answer precisely, accurate to 2 decimal places.
> 
> The interviewer asked the accountant how he would present the breakdown of US 
> citizens by race.
> 
> The mathematician pulled down the shades, checked the room for bugs, than 
> asked, "what do you want them to be?"
> 
> The interviewer asked the statistician how he would present the breakdown of 
> US citizens by race.
> 
> The statistician pulled down the shades, checked the room for bugs, than 
> asked, "I can make them be anything you want them to be?"
> 
> The Statistician got the job!  Sales skyrocketed.  Profits soared.
> 
> 
> 
> You see, the Statistician knew how ro choose the sample to get what he 
> wanted, he knew how to manipulate the input data to show what he wanted, how 
> to modify the statistical analysis to show what he wanted, how to modify the 
> statistical error to cover up what he didn't want to show.  He was a complete 
> virtuoso of statistical analysis!
> 
> The "facts" he presented to the customers made them drool and whip out the 
> checkbook, but the "facts" were false.  His prior job was political polling 
> for the NY Times.
> 
> 
> 
> See "How to Lie with Statistics" by Huff.  It is on amazon.com or must likely 
> at your local welfare book store (pubic library)
> 
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Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour

[Scott Ritchey via Mercedes]

Why should we care about corruption at the highest levels or, for example,
3000+ people shot (so far this year) in gun-free Chicago when there is a
football player who won't stand for the Anthem.  You need to understand
priorities when you are in the business of informing the public.
Scott

> -Original Message-
> From:  Dimitri via Mercedes
> Sent: Sunday, October 02, 2016 6:08 PM
> 
> Umm. Anyone hear about this? Wow?
> 
> http://miniplanet.us/fbi-director-received-millions-from-clinton-
> foundationhis-brothers-law-firm-does-clintons-taxes/
> 
> Sent from my iPhone
> 
> > On Oct 1, 2016, at 9:09 PM, Curley McLain via Mercedes
>  wrote:
> >
> > Ding ding ding!We have a weiner!   I'll call that close enough!
> >
> > The answer was that the mob has ethics.   (The business model is the
same!
> The punishments are the same.)
> >
> > Honorable mention to both Fred and Andrew.
> >
> > Well Done!
> >
> >> Floyd Thursby via Mercedes  October
> 1,
> >> 2016 at 6:59 PM The Mob has a code of honor
> >>
> >> --FT
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Curley McLain  October 1, 2016 at 6:49 PM
> >> Get your entries in folks.  So far, only four.  One is close, but
nobody has
> nailed it.
> >>
> >>
> >> G Mann via Mercedes  October 1, 2016
> at
> >> 12:01 PM Hookers and blow in Vegas?
> >>
> >> Ohh.. wait... Bill would be there mo ricki tic...
> >>
> >> The body count?
> >>
> >> Mob scores slightly higher...
> >>
> >> In the Mob, you get "Made" In the Clinton Foundation you get "laid"
?
> >>
> >> [see body count above.]
> >>
> >> [note to Andrew did you mean "Owe" not "Own"?]
> >>
> >> On Sat, Oct 1, 2016 at 9:51 AM, Andrew Strasfogel via Mercedes <
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> >> 1, 2016 at 11:51 AM My answer was funnier but also scarier.
> >>
> >> On Sat, Oct 1, 2016 at 12:42 PM, Fred Moir via Mercedes <
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> >> at 11:42 AM None!
> >>
> >>
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> >> Lynn MA.
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> >> 
> >> From: Mercedes  on behalf of Curley
> >> McLain via Mercedes 
> >> Sent: 01 October 2016 12:29
> >> To: Mercedes Discussion List
> >> Cc: Curley McLain
> >> Subject: [MBZ] Joke du jour
> >>
> >> Riddle, actually. But when you get it, you will laugh.
> >>
> >>
> >> What is the difference between the mob and the clinton foundation?
> >>
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Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour

[Floyd Thursby via Mercedes]

Nothing to see here, someone released some of The Don's taxes, 
illegally, so that is the big story.  Of course he did nothing wrong, 
completely legal, but he made money!  Or lost money!  And maybe didn't 
pay taxes, or maybe did, but trumptrumptrumptrump


BTW tell me when you'll be at the airport and I will just happen to run 
into you and we can have a chat about our grandchirruns!


--FT


On 10/2/16 6:54 PM, Curley McLain via Mercedes wrote:
Well all the SB on the media (clinton news network) about how squeaky 
clean Comey was raised suspicions with me.  I had not seen these ties, 
but it is not at all surprising.  That is the way the mob, Uh, I mean 
clintons, work.

Dimitri via Mercedes 
October 2, 2016 at 5:08 PM
Umm. Anyone hear about this? Wow?

http://miniplanet.us/fbi-director-received-millions-from-clinton-foundationhis-brothers-law-firm-does-clintons-taxes/ 


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Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour

[Curley McLain via Mercedes]

Well all the SB on the media (clinton news network) about how squeaky 
clean Comey was raised suspicions with me.  I had not seen these ties, 
but it is not at all surprising.  That is the way the mob, Uh, I mean 
clintons, work.

Dimitri via Mercedes 
October 2, 2016 at 5:08 PM
Umm. Anyone hear about this? Wow?

http://miniplanet.us/fbi-director-received-millions-from-clinton-foundationhis-brothers-law-firm-does-clintons-taxes/

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Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour

[Dimitri via Mercedes]

Umm. Anyone hear about this? Wow?

http://miniplanet.us/fbi-director-received-millions-from-clinton-foundationhis-brothers-law-firm-does-clintons-taxes/

Sent from my iPhone

> On Oct 1, 2016, at 9:09 PM, Curley McLain via Mercedes 
>  wrote:
> 
> Ding ding ding!We have a weiner!   I'll call that close enough!
> 
> The answer was that the mob has ethics.   (The business model is the same!  
> The punishments are the same.)
> 
> Honorable mention to both Fred and Andrew.
> 
> Well Done!
> 
>> Floyd Thursby via Mercedes 
>> October 1, 2016 at 6:59 PM
>> The Mob has a code of honor
>> 
>> --FT
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Curley McLain 
>> October 1, 2016 at 6:49 PM
>> Get your entries in folks.  So far, only four.  One is close, but nobody has 
>> nailed it.
>> 
>> 
>> G Mann via Mercedes 
>> October 1, 2016 at 12:01 PM
>> Hookers and blow in Vegas?
>> 
>> Ohh.. wait... Bill would be there mo ricki tic...
>> 
>> The body count?
>> 
>> Mob scores slightly higher...
>> 
>> In the Mob, you get "Made" In the Clinton Foundation you get "laid" ?
>> 
>> [see body count above.]
>> 
>> [note to Andrew did you mean "Owe" not "Own"?]
>> 
>> On Sat, Oct 1, 2016 at 9:51 AM, Andrew Strasfogel via Mercedes <
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>> October 1, 2016 at 11:51 AM
>> My answer was funnier but also scarier.
>> 
>> On Sat, Oct 1, 2016 at 12:42 PM, Fred Moir via Mercedes <
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>> October 1, 2016 at 11:42 AM
>> None!
>> 
>> 
>> Fred Moir.
>> Lynn MA.
>> Diesel preferred.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> From: Mercedes  on behalf of Curley McLain 
>> via Mercedes 
>> Sent: 01 October 2016 12:29
>> To: Mercedes Discussion List
>> Cc: Curley McLain
>> Subject: [MBZ] Joke du jour
>> 
>> Riddle, actually. But when you get it, you will laugh.
>> 
>> 
>> What is the difference between the mob and the clinton foundation?
>> 
>> I await your answers
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Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour

[WILTON via Mercedes]

Or priceLESS?

W

- Original Message - 
From: "Andrew Strasfogel via Mercedes" 

To: "Mercedes Discussion List" 
Cc: "Andrew Strasfogel" 
Sent: Sunday, October 02, 2016 12:54 AM
Subject: Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour



Did anyone watch SNL tonight? The opening skit with Alec Baldwin playing
Trump and Kate McKinnon playing Hillary was just about price list. I 
almost

wee weed my pants.

On Oct 1, 2016 9:47 PM, "Curley McLain via Mercedes" 


wrote:


The undying respect of all us'n.

Floyd Thursby via Mercedes <mailto:mercedes@okiebenz.com>

October 1, 2016 at 8:12 PM
What do I win?

--FT




Floyd Thursby via Mercedes <mailto:mercedes@okiebenz.com>
October 1, 2016 at 6:59 PM
The Mob has a code of honor

--FT




Curley McLain <mailto:126die...@gmail.com>
October 1, 2016 at 6:49 PM
Get your entries in folks.  So far, only four.  One is close, but nobody
has nailed it.


G Mann via Mercedes <mailto:mercedes@okiebenz.com>
October 1, 2016 at 12:01 PM
Hookers and blow in Vegas?

Ohh.. wait... Bill would be there mo ricki tic...

The body count?

Mob scores slightly higher...

In the Mob, you get "Made" In the Clinton Foundation you get "laid" 
?


[see body count above.]

[note to Andrew did you mean "Owe" not "Own"?]

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October 1, 2016 at 11:51 AM
My answer was funnier but also scarier.

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Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour

[Andrew Strasfogel via Mercedes]

Did anyone watch SNL tonight? The opening skit with Alec Baldwin playing
Trump and Kate McKinnon playing Hillary was just about price list. I almost
wee weed my pants.

On Oct 1, 2016 9:47 PM, "Curley McLain via Mercedes" 
wrote:

> The undying respect of all us'n.
>
> Floyd Thursby via Mercedes 
>> October 1, 2016 at 8:12 PM
>> What do I win?
>>
>> --FT
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Floyd Thursby via Mercedes 
>> October 1, 2016 at 6:59 PM
>> The Mob has a code of honor
>>
>> --FT
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Curley McLain 
>> October 1, 2016 at 6:49 PM
>> Get your entries in folks.  So far, only four.  One is close, but nobody
>> has nailed it.
>>
>>
>> G Mann via Mercedes 
>> October 1, 2016 at 12:01 PM
>> Hookers and blow in Vegas?
>>
>> Ohh.. wait... Bill would be there mo ricki tic...
>>
>> The body count?
>>
>> Mob scores slightly higher...
>>
>> In the Mob, you get "Made" In the Clinton Foundation you get "laid" ?
>>
>> [see body count above.]
>>
>> [note to Andrew did you mean "Owe" not "Own"?]
>>
>> On Sat, Oct 1, 2016 at 9:51 AM, Andrew Strasfogel via Mercedes <
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>> October 1, 2016 at 11:51 AM
>> My answer was funnier but also scarier.
>>
>> On Sat, Oct 1, 2016 at 12:42 PM, Fred Moir via Mercedes <
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Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour

[Curley McLain via Mercedes]

The undying respect of all us'n.


Floyd Thursby via Mercedes 
October 1, 2016 at 8:12 PM
What do I win?

--FT




Floyd Thursby via Mercedes 
October 1, 2016 at 6:59 PM
The Mob has a code of honor

--FT




Curley McLain 
October 1, 2016 at 6:49 PM
Get your entries in folks.  So far, only four.  One is close, but 
nobody has nailed it.



G Mann via Mercedes 
October 1, 2016 at 12:01 PM
Hookers and blow in Vegas?

Ohh.. wait... Bill would be there mo ricki tic...

The body count?

Mob scores slightly higher...

In the Mob, you get "Made" In the Clinton Foundation you get "laid" ?

[see body count above.]

[note to Andrew did you mean "Owe" not "Own"?]

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Andrew Strasfogel via Mercedes 
October 1, 2016 at 11:51 AM
My answer was funnier but also scarier.

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Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour

[Floyd Thursby via Mercedes]

What do I win?

--FT


On 10/1/16 9:09 PM, Curley McLain via Mercedes wrote:

Ding ding ding!We have a weiner!   I'll call that close enough!

The answer was that the mob has ethics.   (The business model is the 
same!  The punishments are the same.)


Honorable mention to both Fred and Andrew.

Well Done!


Floyd Thursby via Mercedes 
October 1, 2016 at 6:59 PM
The Mob has a code of honor

--FT




Curley McLain 
October 1, 2016 at 6:49 PM
Get your entries in folks.  So far, only four.  One is close, but 
nobody has nailed it.



G Mann via Mercedes 
October 1, 2016 at 12:01 PM
Hookers and blow in Vegas?

Ohh.. wait... Bill would be there mo ricki tic...

The body count?

Mob scores slightly higher...

In the Mob, you get "Made" In the Clinton Foundation you get 
"laid" ?


[see body count above.]

[note to Andrew did you mean "Owe" not "Own"?]

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Andrew Strasfogel via Mercedes 
October 1, 2016 at 11:51 AM
My answer was funnier but also scarier.

On Sat, Oct 1, 2016 at 12:42 PM, Fred Moir via Mercedes <
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Fred Moir via Mercedes 
October 1, 2016 at 11:42 AM
None!


Fred Moir.
Lynn MA.
Diesel preferred.



From: Mercedes  on behalf of Curley 
McLain via Mercedes 

Sent: 01 October 2016 12:29
To: Mercedes Discussion List
Cc: Curley McLain
Subject: [MBZ] Joke du jour

Riddle, actually. But when you get it, you will laugh.


What is the difference between the mob and the clinton foundation?

I await your answers
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Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour

[Curley McLain via Mercedes]

Ding ding ding!We have a weiner!   I'll call that close enough!

The answer was that the mob has ethics.   (The business model is the 
same!  The punishments are the same.)


Honorable mention to both Fred and Andrew.

Well Done!


Floyd Thursby via Mercedes 
October 1, 2016 at 6:59 PM
The Mob has a code of honor

--FT




Curley McLain 
October 1, 2016 at 6:49 PM
Get your entries in folks.  So far, only four.  One is close, but 
nobody has nailed it.



G Mann via Mercedes 
October 1, 2016 at 12:01 PM
Hookers and blow in Vegas?

Ohh.. wait... Bill would be there mo ricki tic...

The body count?

Mob scores slightly higher...

In the Mob, you get "Made" In the Clinton Foundation you get "laid" ?

[see body count above.]

[note to Andrew did you mean "Owe" not "Own"?]

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Andrew Strasfogel via Mercedes 
October 1, 2016 at 11:51 AM
My answer was funnier but also scarier.

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Fred Moir via Mercedes 
October 1, 2016 at 11:42 AM
None!


Fred Moir.
Lynn MA.
Diesel preferred.



From: Mercedes  on behalf of Curley 
McLain via Mercedes 

Sent: 01 October 2016 12:29
To: Mercedes Discussion List
Cc: Curley McLain
Subject: [MBZ] Joke du jour

Riddle, actually. But when you get it, you will laugh.


What is the difference between the mob and the clinton foundation?

I await your answers
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Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour

[Floyd Thursby via Mercedes]

The Mob has a code of honor

--FT


On 10/1/16 7:49 PM, Curley McLain via Mercedes wrote:
Get your entries in folks.  So far, only four.  One is close, but 
nobody has nailed it.




October 1, 2016 at 7:29 AM
Riddle, actually.  But when you get it, you will laugh.


What is the difference between the mob and the clinton foundation?

I await your answers


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Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour

[Curley McLain via Mercedes]

Get your entries in folks.  So far, only four.  One is close, but nobody 
has nailed it.




October 1, 2016 at 7:29 AM
Riddle, actually.  But when you get it, you will laugh.


What is the difference between the mob and the clinton foundation?

I await your answers


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Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour

[G Mann via Mercedes]

Hookers and blow in Vegas?

Ohh.. wait... Bill would be there mo ricki tic...

The body count?

Mob scores slightly higher...

In the Mob, you get "Made" In the Clinton Foundation you get "laid" ?

[see body count above.]

[note to Andrew did you mean "Owe" not "Own"?]

On Sat, Oct 1, 2016 at 9:51 AM, Andrew Strasfogel via Mercedes <
mercedes@okiebenz.com> wrote:

> My answer was funnier but also scarier.
>
> On Sat, Oct 1, 2016 at 12:42 PM, Fred Moir via Mercedes <
> mercedes@okiebenz.com> wrote:
>
> > None!
> >
> >
> > Fred Moir.
> > Lynn MA.
> > Diesel preferred.
> >
> >
> > 
> > From: Mercedes  on behalf of Curley
> McLain
> > via Mercedes 
> > Sent: 01 October 2016 12:29
> > To: Mercedes Discussion List
> > Cc: Curley McLain
> > Subject: [MBZ] Joke du jour
> >
> > Riddle, actually.  But when you get it, you will laugh.
> >
> >
> > What is the difference between the mob and the clinton foundation?
> >
> > I await your answers
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Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour

[Andrew Strasfogel via Mercedes]

My answer was funnier but also scarier.

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mercedes@okiebenz.com> wrote:

> None!
>
>
> Fred Moir.
> Lynn MA.
> Diesel preferred.
>
>
> 
> From: Mercedes  on behalf of Curley McLain
> via Mercedes 
> Sent: 01 October 2016 12:29
> To: Mercedes Discussion List
> Cc: Curley McLain
> Subject: [MBZ] Joke du jour
>
> Riddle, actually.  But when you get it, you will laugh.
>
>
> What is the difference between the mob and the clinton foundation?
>
> I await your answers
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Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour

[Fred Moir via Mercedes]

None!


Fred Moir.
Lynn MA.
Diesel preferred.



From: Mercedes  on behalf of Curley McLain via 
Mercedes 
Sent: 01 October 2016 12:29
To: Mercedes Discussion List
Cc: Curley McLain
Subject: [MBZ] Joke du jour

Riddle, actually.  But when you get it, you will laugh.


What is the difference between the mob and the clinton foundation?

I await your answers
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Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour

[Andrew Strasfogel via Mercedes]

Trump doesn't own any $$ to the Clinton Foundation?

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mercedes@okiebenz.com> wrote:

> Riddle, actually.  But when you get it, you will laugh.
>
>
> What is the difference between the mob and the clinton foundation?
>
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