LOL!!!! You're right, that is fucking hilarious. I wonder if there's a
response out there, if anyone can find it, send it to me. if not somebody
should call her up and read it to her to get her response.
ROFLMAO!!!!
~Mike
In a message dated 2000-06-05 10:37:03 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
>
> ...this is fucking hilarious, no matter what yr blind acceptance may
> be. (If not, you are surely already dead. Please check yr pulse.)
>
> [Notice: I didn't mention anything about those Dallas Stars & the
> hicks in the crowd. Who says there is no such thing as gracious
> winners?]
>
> Keep reading,
> Justin
> > Dear Dr. Laura,
> >
> > Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's law. I have
> >
> > learned a great deal from you, and I try to share that knowledge with as
> >
> > many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual
> >
> > lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly
> >
> > states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from
> >
> > you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow
> >
> > them:
> >
> > When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
> pleasing
> >
> > odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my
> >
> > neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. How should I deal
> >
> > with this?
> >
> > I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests in Exodus
> >
> > 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for
her?
>
> >
> > I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
> period
> >
> > of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I
tell?
> >
> > I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
> >
> > Lev. 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations that are around
> >
> > us. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but not
> >
> > Canadians. Can you clarify?
> >
> > I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2
> >
> > clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill
> >
> > him myself?
> >
> > A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination
> >
> > (Lev. 10:10), it is a lesser abomination than
> >
> > homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
> >
> > Lev. 20:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
> >
> > defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear prescription glasses.
Does
> >
> > my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
> >
> > I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you
> can
> >
> > help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and
> >
> > unchanging.
>
