Warning, long, bored at work post about movies and what not.


I lost my digest, but someone was talking about Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Wes
Anderson, Etc.  I remember someone saying Bottle Rocket was 'strange'. I
don't know if I would call it strange, but it is not your typical
plot-driven movie so some people don't really see the point that the meat of
the movie is in the underlying themes.. which aren't themselves very deep or
hard to catch.. Dignan sums it up at the end when he says something like,
"Funny you were in the nut house, now I'm in Jail".. how they were both not
normal people or didn't want to conform and how you can end up.. and how
that's not so bad.. and how maybe Anthony lost some of his craziness and
gained some sanity and Dignan helped him with that by taking the rap for
what they did... reminds me of, uhm, Midnight Cowboy, how Dustin Hoffman
(Rizzo?) saves John Voight from himself but he himself  loses (I won't spoil
anything if you haven't seen it).

A funny thing Wes Anderson said on IFC about Bottle Rocket... and he is a
really funny guy.. was that the script to bottle rocket was not very well
written and they really didn't know how to write one.. but when some critics
liked the movie they called it 'character driven' instead of 'lacking plot'.
I appreciate his self deprecating attitude, however he knows Bottle Rocket
came out really great because not many movies walk that territory of being
such fun character studies that don't have much of a plot to get in the way
of that.  Rushmore had both.. well drawn characters and some plot movement..
it's hard to pick my favorite between the two though.. I think in the long
run Bottle Rocket would win out.. because it doesn't have so much plot.. if
I watched them both 5 times Rushmore would probably get old because the plot
is a bigger part and you know the plot so well it wears thinner faster.  

Which brings me to my last, and final point, about how much I love DRY
MOVIES.
I've got a little list in my head of my favorites and never have written
them down but I should before I forget them.  The driest movies you can
watch are these:

Paris, Texas - the scene where Harry Denton Stanton confronts his estranged
wife, Natasha Kinksi will make your heart stop for about 15 mins which is
about how long the scene seems to last where they look at eachother though
this glass window of a peep-show booth.

Fargo - Blood Simple is fairly dry, but Fargo is the driest thing the Coen
Brothers have done.  It could be drier than it is, but it's perfect the way
it
is so I can't complain.  This is near the bottom of my dry films top ten
list.

Stroisek / Aguire the Wrath of God - Both by Werner Herzog, both really dry
and foreign.  One about a guy who come to American looking for a better
life.. he buys a big American color TV. and trailer house on credit then
gets it all taken away.  Aguire is an outstanding movie also, it has Germans
who are playing Spaniards.  There is a scene that seems to be lifted from
one of my favorite books, the original Tarzan story.  It ends much like
Stroisek.. one of the most incredible endings of any film ever created.  If
this is EVER on the big screen it must be seen.

Panic in Needle Park - one of Al Pacino's first movies and one of his best.
VERY, VERY dry movie.  I don't think there is even a soundtrack, just cold
grey streets and dingy apartments and sad people doing heroin.  Lots of
great performances in the film from people who I don't know their names. I
think the female lead went on to play the nanny in the exorcist.  Watch this
when you want a dry one.  Oh yeah, it's sort of a love story too. Almost.

American Job - Chris Smith's first movie before his great documentary
American Movie.  This is dryer than dry, like me and Elwood Blues like their
toast.  It can be painful to watch, but it's also hilarious at the same
time.  I bet EVERYONE can relate to at least one of the jobs this guy has..
food service.. phone work.. a job you have to work late hours...  

2001 / Barry Lyndon - Movies you can watch over and over.  I've only seen
the second half of Barry Lyndon (it's 3 hours), but I've seen it 3 times.  I
will finally get to see the first half in the theater soon.  Eyes Wide Shut
was certainly dry, but so.. inextricable? As not to be as much fun to watch,
if indeed you do consider watching 2.5 hour dry movies fun like I do.  Maybe
if I figured it out I would include it.

Bad Lands - Great dry movie!  While no one could draw a bead on Thin Red
Line, everyone should consider Bad Lands a masterpiece.  It's a movie that
you watch it a few times and you can think in your mind of most any scene
and see it perfectly.. because unlike most movies now it's not composed of
thousands of cuts.. it's very minimal in that aspect and it's beautiful and
it so much does not follow the formula for road movies that was created by
the various Bonnie and Clyde films.  There is a short but priceless scene
where Sissy Spacek and Martin Sheen dance in the dirt on their makeshift
tree house farm.

Most any Jim Jarmusch movie - Really the only guy working whos specialty is
dry movies...  it takes a while to see how great these movies are because
you are so used to watching normal movies where it's all about making these
points about story, and dialogue, and scenes, and cuts..  his movies are
more about the space in between the dialogue and the reactions the
characters have to each other and their surroundings.  They are like
'anti-movies'.  I like most all them, but I think Down by Law is my favorite
because I like the characters best and Roberto Benini is a real talent and a
funny guy but people think he's a goof since he did that wacky oscars thing.

I guess that's all I can think of.  If anyone has any dry movies they would
recommend, please do.  My roommate is always saying, "River's Edge! River's
Edge! It's real dry..! And Funny!" and the proceeds to do so-so imitations
of Crispin Glover and spoils all the good lines I haven't seen yet.

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