[MMouse]: new modest mouse boy/monkeys getting tampons inserted in their mouths

[norske ho]

there's a new modest mouse boy that should be on the hotboys list today. 
his name is patrick and he's one of my three best friends in the whole wide
world.  he's a total cutie too so you better vote for him ;) 
also, to the person that asked about monkeys getting tampons inserted in
their mouths..i was just referring to the treatment of animals in
testing/research labs and what kind of crazy shit happens to them.
- amy

Re: [MMouse]: new modest mouse boy/monkeys getting tampons inserted in their mouths

[Slackathon]

Ok, I know this is not funny.
 
also, to the person that asked about monkeys getting tampons inserted in
their mouths..i was just referring to the treatment of animals in
testing/research labs and what kind of crazy shit happens to them.

But it IS! I know this is mean, but visualize a monkey sitting on a counter. A guy in 
a lab coat comes a long and stands in front of him. He smiles at the money. The monkey 
laughs at the lab coat, his mouth open wide. The lab coat whips out a tampon, aims for 
the mouth, and pull s the trigger. The monkey has a string coming from his mouth. He 
frowns. Lab Coat's partner hi fives him. The monkey scampers away. Another monkey 
takes his place on the counter, and another Lab Coat starts smiling at him. And this 
is the life of a medical research assistant. 
And this is not funny. But come on - it is!

Karina