Re: [MOSAIC] Fw: Welfare Applications

2011-12-28 Thread Palmer, Jennifer
I think someone's acct has been hijacked. Please ignore all this

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On Dec 28, 2011, at 11:59 AM, "Vanessa Smith"  wrote:

> and what's your point?
> On 2011-12-28, at 12:37 AM, Judy Dotson wrote:
> 
>> 
>>> For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals 
>>> and families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken 
>>> from actual letters received by the Welfare Department in applications for 
>>> support of receiving payments. 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had seven but one 
>>> died which was baptized on a half sheet of paper. 
>>> 
>>> I am writing the welfare department to say that my baby was born two years 
>>> old. When do I get my money? 
>>> 
>>> Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for two years and has been visited 
>>> regularly by the clergy. 
>>> 
>>> I cannot get sick pay. I have six children can you tell me why? 
>>> 
>>> I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead. 
>>> 
>>> This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it. 
>>> 
>>> Please find for if my husband is dead. The man I am now living with can't 
>>> do anything until he knows. 
>>> 
>>> I am very much annoyed to find out that you have branded my son illiterate. 
>>> This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born. 
>>> 
>>> In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a son weighing 10 lbs. I 
>>> hope this is satisfactory. 
>>> 
>>> I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my 3 children one of which is a 
>>> mistake as you can see. 
>>> 
>>> My husband got his project cut off about two weeks ago and I haven't had 
>>> any relief since. 
>>> 
>>> Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an 
>>> immortal life. 
>>> 
>>> You have my changed little boy to a girl, will this make any difference? 
>>> 
>>> I have no children yet, as my husband is a truck driver and works night and 
>>> day. 
>>> 
>>> I want money as quick as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor 
>>> for two weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't improve, I 
>>> will have to send for another doctor. 
>>> 
>>> In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the 
>>> enclosed envelope. 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
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Re: [MOSAIC] Fw: Welfare Applications

2011-12-28 Thread Vanessa Smith
and what's your point?
On 2011-12-28, at 12:37 AM, Judy Dotson wrote:

>   
>> For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and 
>> families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken from 
>> actual letters received by the Welfare Department in applications for 
>> support of receiving payments. 
>> 
>> 
>> I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had seven but one 
>> died which was baptized on a half sheet of paper. 
>> 
>> I am writing the welfare department to say that my baby was born two years 
>> old. When do I get my money? 
>> 
>> Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for two years and has been visited 
>> regularly by the clergy. 
>> 
>> I cannot get sick pay. I have six children can you tell me why? 
>> 
>> I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead. 
>> 
>> This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it. 
>> 
>> Please find for if my husband is dead. The man I am now living with can't do 
>> anything until he knows. 
>> 
>> I am very much annoyed to find out that you have branded my son illiterate. 
>> This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born. 
>> 
>> In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a son weighing 10 lbs. I 
>> hope this is satisfactory. 
>> 
>> I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my 3 children one of which is a 
>> mistake as you can see. 
>> 
>> My husband got his project cut off about two weeks ago and I haven't had any 
>> relief since. 
>> 
>> Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an 
>> immortal life. 
>> 
>> You have my changed little boy to a girl, will this make any difference? 
>> 
>> I have no children yet, as my husband is a truck driver and works night and 
>> day. 
>> 
>> I want money as quick as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor 
>> for two weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't improve, I will 
>> have to send for another doctor. 
>> 
>> In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the 
>> enclosed envelope. 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
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