Re: [newbie] SCO outside the US

2003-08-24 Thread Richard Urwin
On Friday 22 Aug 2003 2:20 pm, HaywireMac wrote:
 Thanks, I just pissed myself.

I hope you collected it in a ziplock bag.

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Re: [newbie] SCO outside the US

2003-08-22 Thread Stephen Kuhn
On Fri, 2003-08-22 at 12:00, Michael Lothian wrote:
 Just out of interest how much weight does SCOs complaints outside the US?
 
 As they seem to be charging everyone in US dollars, or is the SCO to 
 arrigant (like most US companies) to consider anything outside the US to 
 be of any importance?
 
  From a brit who likes not having to pay for his OS
 
 Mike ;-)

Look mate, $199 USD roughly comes up to 100 schooners for Guiness. Maybe
you should consider paying SCO in schooners of Guiness instead of USD?
And of course they're arrogant - most US based businesses can't be
bothered to figure out the monetary conversion of other countries and
they're generally of the mindset that there ain't nothing outside of the
US except for trinkets and beads and 15 foot stone wheels used for
money...(all this coming from an ex-yank living in Oz, ay?)

Else, if you don't want to give SCO USD or Guiness, you can charge for
body fluids. Body fluids are rather expensive; you can drain the 
contents of your stomach into a zip-lock bag and send that to'em - it's
obviously worthwhile to a scientist or biologist somewhere - there would
be enough value placed on it with them - so why not with SCO?

That's at least another option - so now you have USD, Guiness, or a bag
of puke. Which is the easiest for you to come up with?

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Re: [newbie] SCO outside the US

2003-08-22 Thread Aron Smith
On Fri, 2003-08-22 at 06:20, HaywireMac wrote:
 On 22 Aug 2003 22:34:45 +1000
 Stephen Kuhn [EMAIL PROTECTED] uttered:
 
  That's at least another option - so now you have USD, Guiness, or a
  bag of puke. Which is the easiest for you to come up with?
 
 Thanks, I just pissed myself.
Well flush twice (it's a long way to UTAH.


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Re: [newbie] SCO outside the US

2003-08-22 Thread Michael Lothian
Well I am getting rather sick of the SCO

Stephen Kuhn wrote:

On Fri, 2003-08-22 at 12:00, Michael Lothian wrote:
 

Just out of interest how much weight does SCOs complaints outside the US?

As they seem to be charging everyone in US dollars, or is the SCO to 
arrigant (like most US companies) to consider anything outside the US to 
be of any importance?

From a brit who likes not having to pay for his OS

Mike ;-)
   

Look mate, $199 USD roughly comes up to 100 schooners for Guiness. Maybe
you should consider paying SCO in schooners of Guiness instead of USD?
And of course they're arrogant - most US based businesses can't be
bothered to figure out the monetary conversion of other countries and
they're generally of the mindset that there ain't nothing outside of the
US except for trinkets and beads and 15 foot stone wheels used for
money...(all this coming from an ex-yank living in Oz, ay?)
Else, if you don't want to give SCO USD or Guiness, you can charge for
body fluids. Body fluids are rather expensive; you can drain the 
contents of your stomach into a zip-lock bag and send that to'em - it's
obviously worthwhile to a scientist or biologist somewhere - there would
be enough value placed on it with them - so why not with SCO?

That's at least another option - so now you have USD, Guiness, or a bag
of puke. Which is the easiest for you to come up with?
 



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Re: [newbie] SCO outside the US

2003-08-22 Thread Stephen Kuhn
On Sat, 2003-08-23 at 03:02, Michael Lothian wrote:
 Well I am getting rather sick of the SCO

By doing something about the situation, all of us are showing a
democratic spirit that stretches beyond geographic boundaries and
philosophical boundaries; taking part in the fight only solidifies
OSS/GNU/linux; yeah, the  whole thing is rather sick, but in reality
you're paying for your linux by at least standing up and doing something
or saying something about it.

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Re: [newbie] SCO outside the US

2003-08-22 Thread Aron Smith
On Fri, 2003-08-22 at 05:34, Stephen Kuhn wrote:
 On Fri, 2003-08-22 at 12:00, Michael Lothian wrote:
  Just out of interest how much weight does SCOs complaints outside the US?
  
  As they seem to be charging everyone in US dollars, or is the SCO to 
  arrigant (like most US companies) to consider anything outside the US to 
  be of any importance?
  
   From a brit who likes not having to pay for his OS
  
  Mike ;-)
 
 Look mate, $199 USD roughly comes up to 100 schooners for Guiness. Maybe
 you should consider paying SCO in schooners of Guiness instead of USD?
 And of course they're arrogant - most US based businesses can't be
 bothered to figure out the monetary conversion of other countries and
 they're generally of the mindset that there ain't nothing outside of the
 US except for trinkets and beads and 15 foot stone wheels used for
 money...(all this coming from an ex-yank living in Oz, ay?)
 
 Else, if you don't want to give SCO USD or Guiness, you can charge for
 body fluids. Body fluids are rather expensive; you can drain the 
 contents of your stomach into a zip-lock bag and send that to'em - it's
 obviously worthwhile to a scientist or biologist somewhere - there would
 be enough value placed on it with them - so why not with SCO?
 
 That's at least another option - so now you have USD, Guiness, or a bag
 of puke. Which is the easiest for you to come up with?
Around here $199 USD will only buy 50 Guiness .but that is more than
enough to produce a bag of puke (High quality TechniColor  even if you
add a Chezero sausage sanwitch to the mix)


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[newbie] SCO outside the US

2003-08-21 Thread Michael Lothian
Just out of interest how much weight does SCOs complaints outside the US?

As they seem to be charging everyone in US dollars, or is the SCO to 
arrigant (like most US companies) to consider anything outside the US to 
be of any importance?

From a brit who likes not having to pay for his OS

Mike ;-)


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