Re: [newbie] Usability [was: Re: Mandrake Financial Problems]

2003-01-21 Thread H.J.Bathoorn
On Tuesday 21 January 2003 00:17, Stephen Kuhn wrote:
 On Tue, 2003-01-21 at 11:02, Chuck Burns wrote:
  On Mon, January 20 2003 5:50 pm, Stephen Kuhn wrote:
  *snip*
 
   (And she's a soon-to-be linux user, ya reckon Chuck?)
 
  She uses it all the time, at my house, I just havent yet convinced her to
  forgoe her ill-begotten ways, and evil tendencencies.

 Here's how I do it at home - the 10 easy steps to converting a Windows
 user into a Linux user:

 1.) Give them a bare, blank, un-FDISK'ed drive, an 8mb ATI RagePro3D AGP
 card, a motherboard with onboard sound (preferably a CMI based chipset),
 a Logitech Internet keyboard, an off-the-shelf-no-name optical
 wheelmouse, a PCI based Rockwell HCF/HCS/HST 56k vdf modem without a
 name brand on the box, a boot CD for WindowsME, and a blessing.

 2.) On day two, add an SB-Live! sound card and let them sort it out.
 3.) On day four, since they can't get the drivers working properly, give
 them Win2k instead.
 4.) On day four, give them Win98SE and a blessing after they've spent
 six hours trying to get Win2k working properly with anything.
 5.) On day five, removed the modem and reinstall the modem.
 6.) Let them look constantly over your should as you happily surf, do
 email, watch DVD's, play games, print reports and do work - all on a
 machine that hasn't been rebooted ONCE in the past two weeks.
 7.) After they get on the net and have three registry problems within
 the first three hours of being on the net, and after they've watched the
 system performance drop 50% after installing an antivirus program,
 constantly elaborate on the bug free environment of linux. Send them
 klez for giggles and grins
 8.) Since they've not been able to get all the drivers straight for all
 the equipment and system performance is horribly slow, recommend a
 complete reinstallation of Win98SE and keep the laughter to yourself.

You lucky man, you! 
I never get to do more than point 8.
By then they've either gone completely off their rocker or are starting to 
foam at the mouth.
What really kills 'm is when they need to get on to the internet for their 
nifty modem's driver. =:o)
Every reboot they get asked again and again and again..=:oD

Maybe the Aussies do have more stamina after all.

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Re: [newbie] Usability [was: Re: Mandrake Financial Problems]

2003-01-21 Thread Stephen Kuhn
On Tue, 2003-01-21 at 19:33, H.J.Bathoorn wrote:

 You lucky man, you! 
 I never get to do more than point 8.
 By then they've either gone completely off their rocker or are starting to 
 foam at the mouth.
 What really kills 'm is when they need to get on to the internet for their 
 nifty modem's driver. =:o)
 Every reboot they get asked again and again and again..=:oD
 
 Maybe the Aussies do have more stamina after all.
 
 Good Luck,
 HarM
 

Ex-yank, New-Aussie. Besides, I think it has something to do with living
in the Southern Hemisphere and quitting drinking. I've a greater sense
of patience nowadays than I've ever had before...(not according to my
wife, though - same with the stamina bit)

(g)

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Re: [newbie] Usability [was: Re: Mandrake Financial Problems]

2003-01-21 Thread Anne Wilson
On Monday 20 Jan 2003 11:30 pm, Chuck Burns wrote:
 On Mon, January 20 2003 5:21 pm, robin wrote:
 *super.snip*

  I see the detoxification process is complete.  Maybe we should have a
  12-step program for Windows dependency.  It should start with everyone
  getting up and saying My name is ..., and I'm a Windows user.  I must
  admit I haven't kicked the habit completely - I still tell myself Well
  just one little reboot into Windows won't hurt.
  Sir Robin

 *snip*

 Well.. If I can't do it in Linux, I don't need to do it.  I have 3
 computers, one of which is a laptop, and none of them even have wine, much
 less any installed windows at all.  The only computer I use that has
 windows is my fiancee's.

Sorry, but your needs then are much less than mine.  There are a few 
applications for which linux can not yet offer a good solution.  I believe it 
will come, but it is not yet there.

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Re: [newbie] Usability [was: Re: Mandrake Financial Problems]

2003-01-21 Thread Anne Wilson
On Tuesday 21 Jan 2003 3:55 am, Kesav Tadimeti wrote:
 Hi All,
 I believe, windows 2000,is a relatively stable OS for desktop uses. I use
 it at work, and it does not need a reboot as often as NT 4.0 used to. 

I found W2K relatively stable, but drivers were as big a problem as linux 
drivers (much worse than they are now, in both systems) and much of my 
existing software wouldn't run.  Eventually it crashed so drastically that it 
wouldn't even allow a re-install.

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Re: [newbie] Usability [was: Re: Mandrake Financial Problems]

2003-01-21 Thread John Richard Smith
Stephen Kuhn wrote:


On Tue, 2003-01-21 at 14:55, Kesav Tadimeti wrote:
 

Hi All,
I believe, windows 2000,is a relatively stable OS for desktop uses. I use it
at work, and it does not need a reboot as often as NT 4.0 used to.
BTW, Yesterday's newspaper (here in New Delhi) carried an ad from Microsoft
claiming that it has the most stable  secure Server OS (Windows 2000
Datacentre edition) around. They also claim that compared to UNIX, the TCO
is 49% less and 22% less compared to Linux. 

At the end of day, it is an IT manager who, being ignorant of real issues,
makes purchase decisions, so that he doesn't get singled out for following
the masses. 

Tadimeti Kesav
   


How absolutely true.

I'm rather thankful that alot of managers that I have worked either
side-by-side with, or directly under have had open minds, and have had
the ability to see in a bigger picture - with tight budgets and less
and less manpower, they had to make some decisions that could have gone
a Microsoft way, but ended up going the way of least work involved, and
if it works really well, we don't tell.

In the past I was more than happy to setup and install an OS/2 server
for a group of telecom engineers that DEMANDED an NT box - back when NT
4.0 wasn't really as stable as MS claimed - the box still lives and
serves files today - and that was in 1997 - very few reboots, very few
changes made to the box. Just works.

At Samsung Telecom America in Richardson, Tx., I helped to install RH5
boxes to ease the DNS burden on the network - one per floor and one in
the warehouse in Plano - management - higher management - not the IT
department, literally demanded that all of that be done on NT, but when
faced with purchasing 2 $15,000 boxes AND the software, they choose to
let us, the IT department, use 486's w/ RH5 that were already in stock
and on hand (Samsung builds computers, remember) and the job was
completed in two days time by two guys.

I've seen how some management is coerced and hornswaggled into heavy
purchases - especially MS purchases, but at the end of the day (a real
working day, not a 9 to 5 bankers day) it's what works that SHOULD be
chosen - and I do say SHOULD.

I find it rather strange that there are times where upper management
makes these types of decisions for entire IT infrastructures - based on
either hearsay or just on advertisement - yet, they're the ones that
whinge the loudest when it takes a single tech all day to fix one damn
computer running a Microsoft product...but they're the ones that made
the decision in the first place...

When I was at Siemens, most support calls came from NT and from
Windows98. We had 50+ Sun workstations - in the time I was there, I had
one call on a Sun running Solaris - and it was to connect a new Sun box
to the network. 5 minute job - up, running, no probs. Yet, about six
months later, one of the managers (soon-to-be-ex-manager) wanted to
move all the engineers on the Sun boxes to NT 4.0 on 300GL IBM
machines...upper management ALMOST went for it (and it would have been a
very pricey purchase), until we showed them our support reports on the
Sun workstations. Nicht NT! (g)

It's sad that some people in such positions have to be yanked in a
direction that is going to cost more money and time in the long run -
but I guess that's the way that the world goes round...sad but true.

 

In your experience is it still the case, I mean you mention NT servers 
were unreliable
as against linux server boxes. I have no personal experience whatsoever.

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Re: [newbie] Usability [was: Re: Mandrake Financial Problems]

2003-01-21 Thread Kaj Haulrich
 On Monday 20 January 2003 05:17 pm, Stephen Kuhn wrote:

snip
  Send them klez for giggles and grins
/snip

Stephen, please send me one (off-list) to play with.

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Re: [newbie] Usability [was: Re: Mandrake Financial Problems]

2003-01-21 Thread Stephen Kuhn
On Tue, 2003-01-21 at 21:05, John Richard Smith wrote:

 In your experience is it still the case, I mean you mention NT servers 
 were unreliable
 as against linux server boxes. I have no personal experience whatsoever.
 
 John

Let's put it this way - I always setup a scheduled task on an NT box so
that it reboots at least once per week. I don't do it for Linux, and
didn't do it for OS/2.

I have yet to meet an NT box that hasn't crashed under stress.

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Re: [newbie] Usability [was: Re: Mandrake Financial Problems]

2003-01-21 Thread John Richard Smith
Stephen Kuhn wrote:


On Tue, 2003-01-21 at 21:05, John Richard Smith wrote:

 

In your experience is it still the case, I mean you mention NT servers 
were unreliable
as against linux server boxes. I have no personal experience whatsoever.

John
   


Let's put it this way - I always setup a scheduled task on an NT box so
that it reboots at least once per week. I don't do it for Linux, and
didn't do it for OS/2.

I have yet to meet an NT box that hasn't crashed under stress.

 

yes, I guess so.After all many server systems run on linux software.It 
cannot all be
due to money. I just wondered how much file systems had to do with this, 
because
for instance , while my w2k on ntfs runs a whole lot more stable than 
W98 on vfat
neither are as stable as any linux file system, even good old ext2. 
Maybe I'm becoming
a might prejudiced but that is how it seems to me. I just wondered 
whether the same
might also hold true in regard to commercial server systems, that's all.
John

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Re: [newbie] Usability [was: Re: Mandrake Financial Problems]

2003-01-21 Thread John Richard Smith
Stephen Kuhn wrote:


On Wed, 2003-01-22 at 07:08, John Richard Smith wrote:

 

yes, I guess so.After all many server systems run on linux software.It 
cannot all be
due to money. I just wondered how much file systems had to do with this, 
because
for instance , while my w2k on ntfs runs a whole lot more stable than 
W98 on vfat
neither are as stable as any linux file system, even good old ext2. 
Maybe I'm becoming
a might prejudiced but that is how it seems to me. I just wondered 
whether the same
might also hold true in regard to commercial server systems, that's all.
John
   


Here's a for instance for ya. Now, remember that linux and unix are
basically the same - so's not to cloud the air:

HP server runing HPUX (HP Unix) - server has 6 RAID arrays with 5 drives
per array @ 9gb per drive. Being that permissions are set by the unix
filesystem, it wasn't a matter whether the client workstations were
NTFS, FAT, VFAT, HPFS or Mac. This was (maybe still is) for the sole
purpose of being a file server (it was other things, but management
didn't know about that). From 1996 through to 2000, the only thing I
ever heard when sour was the occasional drive - and that was a matter of
yanking out one and slapping in a new one...beautiful machine it
was...and fast. Nary a problem.

 

So it's the way the software is constructed and written that makes the 
real difference ?

This HPUX  had 6 raid arrays each had 5 drives, making 30 total and whose
software was on the unix system , I mean there are numerous server 
systems I think.
As I say I know nothing, not having had the opportunity to learn, but 
the curious
side of my nature makes me want to enquire. I am guessing that these 
were largely
internal server systems with a fair share of external connections . Not 
simply 6 seperate
server systems connected to the net. Some bigtime organisation, or joint 
network
like a market traders system. Much of it internal on LANS etc etc. 
Hewlet packard
hardware with some flavour of unix software. It speaks for itself.

Then I walk into my doctors sergery, a large one with 10 gp's and note 
he is running
his paients records on some flavour of M$ NT terminals fitted out with 
some proprietary software custome made windowing system all linked 
together with what
I am guessing is a windblows internal server box of some sort.I didn't 
like to
ask him how reliable it was, as he felt proud of the modern setup he had 
got.

John



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Re: [newbie] Usability [was: Re: Mandrake Financial Problems]

2003-01-21 Thread erylon hines
On Monday 20 January 2003 03:30 pm, you wrote:
 On Mon, January 20 2003 5:21 pm, robin wrote:
 *super.snip*

  I see the detoxification process is complete.  Maybe we should have a
  12-step program for Windows dependency.  It should start with everyone
  getting up and saying My name is ..., and I'm a Windows user.  I must
  admit I haven't kicked the habit completely - I still tell myself Well
  just one little reboot into Windows won't hurt.
  Sir Robin

 *snip*

 Well.. If I can't do it in Linux, I don't need to do it.  I have 3
 computers, one of which is a 
lapop, and none of them even have 
wine, much
 less any installed windows at all.  The only computer I use that has
 windows is my fiancee's.

According  to this Reg article from Monday, if MS has it's way we'll be 
listening to music only on MS products because we'll have not choice.
 

http://212.100.234.54/content/4/28938.html


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[newbie] Usability [was: Re: Mandrake Financial Problems]

2003-01-20 Thread robin
walt wrote:

On Mon, 2003-01-20 at 13:05, daRcmaTTeR wrote:


On Wed, 15 Jan 2003, Colin McElhatton wrote:





The single BIGGEST problem for end user to this day remains being able to 
find the information that will get them going and *their* willingness to 
avail themselves of that information and learn it. simply dumbing down the 
interface and the core processes of the system will _never_ make a better, 
more usable system. It only makes one weaker and far less stable. I 
believe windows is perfect proof of this.

Like Walt, I respectfully disagree.  The reason Windows is buggy (to put 
it mildly) is not that they dumbed down the interface (which is no 
easier to use than any other popular GUI I know of) but that they 
thought that if they made a pretty, easy-to-use GUI, they could forget 
about the kerbnel (or whatever they call kernels in Microstan).  As Bill 
Gates himself said, If you can't make it good, make it look good.  The 
rot set in before Windows came out - the reason DOS got it's name was 
that it was a slightly altered version of an OS called QDOS, which stood 
for Quick and Dirty Operating System.

IMHO, Mandrake is a good example of how to make things easy without 
system sacrifices.  In particular, it has the easiest installation and 
configuration software I know of.


But it is this dumbing down that will sell linux (and this is a
shame!!!) ..people do not want to do anything but turn on a computer and
have everything work the first time, every time.


That's why there are Macintoshes.  I've lost track of the number of 
people to whom I've said If you're not heavily into games and want a 
computer that just works, shell out the extra money for a Macintosh 
(I'm not a traitor to the cause - I just don't want computer illiterates 
trying to use Linux then dissing it  because they screw up with Linux 
just as much as they did with Linux).

Windows - designed for dummies by dummies
Linux - designed for clever people by clever people
Macintosh - designed for dummies by clever people

Or as Dave Barry put it: The other type of computer is the 'Apple', 
which I do not recommend, as it is a New Age wussorama computer that you 
basically just plug in and use.

Actually, in a strange kind of way, I'm glad IBM gave the contract for 
developing a PC-compatible operating system to a bunch of long-haired 
ne'er-do-wells like Microsoft.  Otherwise, Apple might have ruled the 
desktop world, and we'd be faced with a hardware monopoly as well as a 
software monopoly.

 Linux has come a long
way since I first tried it 5 years ago. I do not have everything working
properly yet but I know that I will because I am willing to do some
research and ask questions. 

That's why _you_ don't need to spend the extra money for a Mac!  I've 
had my share of problems with Linux, just as I did with Windows.  The 
difference is that when I finally fixed a problem in Windows, I still 
had very little idea about what was going on (incidentally I used to 
have a book called something like Windows 95 Bugs, and it was a looong 
book).  When I fix a problem in Linux - or even sometimes when I fail to 
fix it - I usually learn something useful.

I have winxp on another hard drive but
haven't used it for about a week or so now. (I actually thought that I
couldn't live without it, LOL) 

I see the detoxification process is complete.  Maybe we should have a 
12-step program for Windows dependency.  It should start with everyone 
getting up and saying My name is ..., and I'm a Windows user.  I must 
admit I haven't kicked the habit completely - I still tell myself Well 
just one little reboot into Windows won't hurt.

I recently met a colleague who is vaguely familiar with Linux, but uses 
Windows XP because he has a lot of legit Windows software he's paid 
for (unusual in this country) and wants to get his money's worth. 
That's like people who go to the cinema, don't like the film, but stay 
until the end because they've paid for their tickets.

Sir Robin

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with so as not to reveal the vanity of their studies.
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Turkey

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Re: [newbie] Usability [was: Re: Mandrake Financial Problems]

2003-01-20 Thread Chuck Burns
On Mon, January 20 2003 5:21 pm, robin wrote:
*super.snip*

 I see the detoxification process is complete.  Maybe we should have a
 12-step program for Windows dependency.  It should start with everyone
 getting up and saying My name is ..., and I'm a Windows user.  I must
 admit I haven't kicked the habit completely - I still tell myself Well
 just one little reboot into Windows won't hurt.
 Sir Robin
*snip*

Well.. If I can't do it in Linux, I don't need to do it.  I have 3 computers, 
one of which is a laptop, and none of them even have wine, much less any 
installed windows at all.  The only computer I use that has windows is my 
fiancee's.

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Re: [newbie] Usability [was: Re: Mandrake Financial Problems]

2003-01-20 Thread Stephen Kuhn
On Tue, 2003-01-21 at 10:30, Chuck Burns wrote:
 On Mon, January 20 2003 5:21 pm, robin wrote:
 *super.snip*
 
  I see the detoxification process is complete.  Maybe we should have a
  12-step program for Windows dependency.  It should start with everyone
  getting up and saying My name is ..., and I'm a Windows user.  I must
  admit I haven't kicked the habit completely - I still tell myself Well
  just one little reboot into Windows won't hurt.
  Sir Robin
 *snip*
 
 Well.. If I can't do it in Linux, I don't need to do it.  I have 3 computers, 
 one of which is a laptop, and none of them even have wine, much less any 
 installed windows at all.  The only computer I use that has windows is my 
 fiancee's.

(And she's a soon-to-be linux user, ya reckon Chuck?)

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Re: [newbie] Usability [was: Re: Mandrake Financial Problems]

2003-01-20 Thread Stephen Kuhn
On Tue, 2003-01-21 at 11:02, Chuck Burns wrote:
 On Mon, January 20 2003 5:50 pm, Stephen Kuhn wrote:
 *snip*
  (And she's a soon-to-be linux user, ya reckon Chuck?)
 She uses it all the time, at my house, I just havent yet convinced her to 
 forgoe her ill-begotten ways, and evil tendencencies.

Here's how I do it at home - the 10 easy steps to converting a Windows
user into a Linux user:

1.) Give them a bare, blank, un-FDISK'ed drive, an 8mb ATI RagePro3D AGP
card, a motherboard with onboard sound (preferably a CMI based chipset),
a Logitech Internet keyboard, an off-the-shelf-no-name optical
wheelmouse, a PCI based Rockwell HCF/HCS/HST 56k vdf modem without a
name brand on the box, a boot CD for WindowsME, and a blessing.

2.) On day two, add an SB-Live! sound card and let them sort it out.
3.) On day four, since they can't get the drivers working properly, give
them Win2k instead.
4.) On day four, give them Win98SE and a blessing after they've spent
six hours trying to get Win2k working properly with anything.
5.) On day five, removed the modem and reinstall the modem.
6.) Let them look constantly over your should as you happily surf, do
email, watch DVD's, play games, print reports and do work - all on a
machine that hasn't been rebooted ONCE in the past two weeks.
7.) After they get on the net and have three registry problems within
the first three hours of being on the net, and after they've watched the
system performance drop 50% after installing an antivirus program,
constantly elaborate on the bug free environment of linux. Send them
klez for giggles and grins
8.) Since they've not been able to get all the drivers straight for all
the equipment and system performance is horribly slow, recommend a
complete reinstallation of Win98SE and keep the laughter to yourself.
9.) Since they've gotten near the madness level, give them XP to
install.
10.) After XP bombs out doing either a straight install or an upgrade
install, hand them your (put  your distro name here) boot CD.
 
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library and I'm half way through the second cabinet, (3 shelves to go), so I
should find what I'm looking for by mid May.  I hope I can remember what it
was by the time I find it.
I had this idea for a new horror film, VMS Manuals from Hell or maybe
The Paper Chase : IBM vs. DEC.  It's based on Hitchcock's The Birds, except
that it's centered around a programmer who is attacked by a swarm of binder
pages with an index number and the single line This page intentionally left
blank.
-- Alex Crain


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Re: [newbie] Usability [was: Re: Mandrake Financial Problems]

2003-01-20 Thread Charlie
On Monday 20 January 2003 05:17 pm, Stephen Kuhn wrote:
 On Tue, 2003-01-21 at 11:02, Chuck Burns wrote:
  On Mon, January 20 2003 5:50 pm, Stephen Kuhn wrote:
  *snip*
 
   (And she's a soon-to-be linux user, ya reckon Chuck?)
 
  She uses it all the time, at my house, I just havent yet convinced her to
  forgoe her ill-begotten ways, and evil tendencencies.

 Here's how I do it at home - the 10 easy steps to converting a Windows
 user into a Linux user:

 1.) Give them a bare, blank, un-FDISK'ed drive, an 8mb ATI RagePro3D AGP
 card, a motherboard with onboard sound (preferably a CMI based chipset),
 a Logitech Internet keyboard, an off-the-shelf-no-name optical
 wheelmouse, a PCI based Rockwell HCF/HCS/HST 56k vdf modem without a
 name brand on the box, a boot CD for WindowsME, and a blessing.

 2.) On day two, add an SB-Live! sound card and let them sort it out.
 3.) On day four, since they can't get the drivers working properly, give
 them Win2k instead.
 4.) On day four, give them Win98SE and a blessing after they've spent
 six hours trying to get Win2k working properly with anything.
 5.) On day five, removed the modem and reinstall the modem.
 6.) Let them look constantly over your should as you happily surf, do
 email, watch DVD's, play games, print reports and do work - all on a
 machine that hasn't been rebooted ONCE in the past two weeks.
 7.) After they get on the net and have three registry problems within
 the first three hours of being on the net, and after they've watched the
 system performance drop 50% after installing an antivirus program,
 constantly elaborate on the bug free environment of linux. Send them
 klez for giggles and grins
 8.) Since they've not been able to get all the drivers straight for all
 the equipment and system performance is horribly slow, recommend a
 complete reinstallation of Win98SE and keep the laughter to yourself.
 9.) Since they've gotten near the madness level, give them XP to
 install.
 10.) After XP bombs out doing either a straight install or an upgrade
 install, hand them your (put  your distro name here) boot CD.

I'm back on my chair now. I still have a headache and sore gut from laughing 
so hard, but I'll be OK.

I thought I was the only one that did crap such as that to friends and family.

You evil man you. :-)

Regards;
-- 
Charlie
Edmonton,AB,Canada
Registered user 244963 http://counter.li.org
I THINK THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING in science called the reindeer effect.
I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say,
Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.



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RE: [newbie] Usability [was: Re: Mandrake Financial Problems]

2003-01-20 Thread Stephen Kuhn
On Tue, 2003-01-21 at 14:55, Kesav Tadimeti wrote:
 Hi All,
 I believe, windows 2000,is a relatively stable OS for desktop uses. I use it
 at work, and it does not need a reboot as often as NT 4.0 used to.
 BTW, Yesterday's newspaper (here in New Delhi) carried an ad from Microsoft
 claiming that it has the most stable  secure Server OS (Windows 2000
 Datacentre edition) around. They also claim that compared to UNIX, the TCO
 is 49% less and 22% less compared to Linux. 
 
 At the end of day, it is an IT manager who, being ignorant of real issues,
 makes purchase decisions, so that he doesn't get singled out for following
 the masses. 
 
 Tadimeti Kesav

How absolutely true.

I'm rather thankful that alot of managers that I have worked either
side-by-side with, or directly under have had open minds, and have had
the ability to see in a bigger picture - with tight budgets and less
and less manpower, they had to make some decisions that could have gone
a Microsoft way, but ended up going the way of least work involved, and
if it works really well, we don't tell.

In the past I was more than happy to setup and install an OS/2 server
for a group of telecom engineers that DEMANDED an NT box - back when NT
4.0 wasn't really as stable as MS claimed - the box still lives and
serves files today - and that was in 1997 - very few reboots, very few
changes made to the box. Just works.

At Samsung Telecom America in Richardson, Tx., I helped to install RH5
boxes to ease the DNS burden on the network - one per floor and one in
the warehouse in Plano - management - higher management - not the IT
department, literally demanded that all of that be done on NT, but when
faced with purchasing 2 $15,000 boxes AND the software, they choose to
let us, the IT department, use 486's w/ RH5 that were already in stock
and on hand (Samsung builds computers, remember) and the job was
completed in two days time by two guys.

I've seen how some management is coerced and hornswaggled into heavy
purchases - especially MS purchases, but at the end of the day (a real
working day, not a 9 to 5 bankers day) it's what works that SHOULD be
chosen - and I do say SHOULD.

I find it rather strange that there are times where upper management
makes these types of decisions for entire IT infrastructures - based on
either hearsay or just on advertisement - yet, they're the ones that
whinge the loudest when it takes a single tech all day to fix one damn
computer running a Microsoft product...but they're the ones that made
the decision in the first place...

When I was at Siemens, most support calls came from NT and from
Windows98. We had 50+ Sun workstations - in the time I was there, I had
one call on a Sun running Solaris - and it was to connect a new Sun box
to the network. 5 minute job - up, running, no probs. Yet, about six
months later, one of the managers (soon-to-be-ex-manager) wanted to
move all the engineers on the Sun boxes to NT 4.0 on 300GL IBM
machines...upper management ALMOST went for it (and it would have been a
very pricey purchase), until we showed them our support reports on the
Sun workstations. Nicht NT! (g)

It's sad that some people in such positions have to be yanked in a
direction that is going to cost more money and time in the long run -
but I guess that's the way that the world goes round...sad but true.

-- 
Stephen Kuhn [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Kuhn Media Australia


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