Re: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale

2010-09-10 Thread Micheal Espinola Jr 
ROFLWAFFLES!  Im gonna ask if everything is "web scale" from now on...

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On Fri, Sep 10, 2010 at 2:23 PM, Joseph L. Casale  wrote:

> Lol, that made my week!
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> http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6995033/
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> I am laughing so hard I'm crying.
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Re: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale

2010-09-10 Thread Richard Stovall 
Pilot?  I'm certificated, but not current.  I could get current in a hurry.

On Fri, Sep 10, 2010 at 6:57 PM, Webster  wrote:

> Sorry but Shookie is my pool man. J
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> Webster
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> *From:* Richard Stovall [mailto:rich...@gmail.com]
> *Subject:* Re: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale
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> If your general ledger is 8TB, I just want to be your pool man.
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> On Fri, Sep 10, 2010 at 6:07 PM, Webster  wrote:
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> I had no idea I could speed up my DB that fast!!!  An 8TB query piped to
> dev
> null was incredibly fast.  H, now my GL is out of balance???  No
> problem, I'll just post offsetting entries to dev null and be back in
> balance in no time (actually .0001 seconds to be precise).  I wonder if
> my COBOL 68 code will pipe to dev null?
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RE: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale

2010-09-10 Thread Webster 
Sorry but Shookie is my pool man. J

 

 

Webster

 

From: Richard Stovall [mailto:rich...@gmail.com] 
Subject: Re: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale

 

If your general ledger is 8TB, I just want to be your pool man.

On Fri, Sep 10, 2010 at 6:07 PM, Webster  wrote:

I had no idea I could speed up my DB that fast!!!  An 8TB query piped to dev
null was incredibly fast.  H, now my GL is out of balance???  No
problem, I'll just post offsetting entries to dev null and be back in
balance in no time (actually .0001 seconds to be precise).  I wonder if
my COBOL 68 code will pipe to dev null?




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Re: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale

2010-09-10 Thread Ben Scott 
On Fri, Sep 10, 2010 at 6:07 PM, Webster  wrote:
> I had no idea I could speed up my DB that fast!!!  An 8TB query piped to dev
> null was incredibly fast.

  Reminds me of the old joke, "Back up to a RAM disk -- it's faster that way!"

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Re: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale

2010-09-10 Thread Richard Stovall 
If your general ledger is 8TB, I just want to be your pool man.

On Fri, Sep 10, 2010 at 6:07 PM, Webster  wrote:

> I had no idea I could speed up my DB that fast!!!  An 8TB query piped to
> dev
> null was incredibly fast.  H, now my GL is out of balance???  No
> problem, I'll just post offsetting entries to dev null and be back in
> balance in no time (actually .0001 seconds to be precise).  I wonder if
> my COBOL 68 code will pipe to dev null?
>
>
> Webster
>
> > -Original Message-
> > From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:mich...@smithcons.com]
> > Subject: OT: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale
> >
> > http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6995033/
> >
> > I am laughing so hard I'm crying.
> >
> > (My oldest son is a new Java programmer in the defense industry. He sent
> > me this. God help us all!)
>
>
> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~
> ~   ~
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RE: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale

2010-09-10 Thread Webster 
I had no idea I could speed up my DB that fast!!!  An 8TB query piped to dev
null was incredibly fast.  H, now my GL is out of balance???  No
problem, I'll just post offsetting entries to dev null and be back in
balance in no time (actually .0001 seconds to be precise).  I wonder if
my COBOL 68 code will pipe to dev null?


Webster

> -Original Message-
> From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:mich...@smithcons.com]
> Subject: OT: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale
> 
> http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6995033/
> 
> I am laughing so hard I'm crying.
> 
> (My oldest son is a new Java programmer in the defense industry. He sent
> me this. God help us all!)


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RE: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale

2010-09-10 Thread Charlie Kaiser 
OMG...:-)

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> -Original Message-
> From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:mich...@smithcons.com]
> Sent: Friday, September 10, 2010 2:16 PM
> To: NT System Admin Issues
> Subject: OT: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale
> 
> http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6995033/
> 
> I am laughing so hard I'm crying.
> 
> (My oldest son is a new Java programmer in the defense industry. He sent
me this. God
> help us all!)


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RE: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale

2010-09-10 Thread Joseph L. Casale 
Lol, that made my week!

-Original Message-
From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:mich...@smithcons.com] 
Sent: Friday, September 10, 2010 3:16 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6995033/

I am laughing so hard I'm crying.

(My oldest son is a new Java programmer in the defense industry. He sent me 
this. God help us all!)



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