RE: Friday Funny

[Sam Cayze]

I showed the first video to a friend of mine that works in the medical
device industry - he said these things are old hat!  Told me that 'ARCAM' is
the way forward:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUIipa3AgNg
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUIipa3AgNg&feature=related>
&feature=related

 

 

 

From: Guyer, Don [mailto:don.gu...@fiserv.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 08, 2011 2:11 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: RE: Friday Funny

 

They ran a spot about a similar printer on G4 awhile back, pretty cool
stuff.

 

Don Guyer

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RIM Operations Engineering Distributed - A Team, Tier 2

Enterprise Technology Group

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From: Sam Cayze [mailto:sca...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 08, 2011 3:08 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: RE: Friday Funny

 

Wow.  And by funny, you mean jaw dropping cool :)

 

 

 

From: Orland, Kathleen [mailto:korl...@rogers.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 08, 2011 1:22 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday Funny

 

Lose something? 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZboxMsSz5Awpr  

 

 

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RE: Friday Funny

[Guyer, Don]

They ran a spot about a similar printer on G4 awhile back, pretty cool
stuff.

 

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www.fiserv.com <http://www.fiserv.com/> 

 

From: Sam Cayze [mailto:sca...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 08, 2011 3:08 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: RE: Friday Funny

 

Wow.  And by funny, you mean jaw dropping cool :)

 

 

 

From: Orland, Kathleen [mailto:korl...@rogers.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 08, 2011 1:22 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday Funny

 

Lose something? 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZboxMsSz5Awpr  

 

 

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RE: Friday Funny

[Sam Cayze]

Wow.  And by funny, you mean jaw dropping cool :)

 

 

 

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Sent: Friday, July 08, 2011 1:22 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday Funny

 

Lose something? 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZboxMsSz5Awpr  

 

 

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Re: Friday Funny: Hacker Group Changes Millions of Passwords to "password"; Only 38% of Users Notice

[Micheal Espinola Jr]

Now thats a good one...

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Re: Friday Funny: Hacker Group Changes Millions of Passwords to "password"; Only 38% of Users Notice

[Jeff Steward]

I LOL in your general direction.

-Jeff Steward

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Re: Friday Funny: Hacker Group Changes Millions of Passwords to "password"; Only 38% of Users Notice

[Jonathan Link]

So funny it's sad.

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Re: Friday Funny:

[Micheal Espinola Jr]

I love being "our age" right now, and that lots of the creative writing for
TV and commercials is by people of our age as well; with similar memories
and experiences as children and teens.

Entertainment-wise, this is a magical time for many of us.

The magic of sci-fi and the abuse of technology... an awesome combination!

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On Fri, Feb 4, 2011 at 9:35 AM, Stu Sjouwerman wrote:

>  Friday Funny, I really love this one !
>
> *A pint-sized Darth Vader uses the Force when he discovers the new VW
> Passat in the driveway.*
> http://www.flixxy.com/vw-the-force-super-bowl.htm
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Re: Friday Funny...well sort of.

[Graeme Carstairs]

You need that much performance for any mcafee product to run at a
reasonable speed

On Friday, October 8, 2010, James Winzenz  wrote:
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>
>
>
>
>
>
> Sorry, should have mentioned this was using an online
> file size calculator . . .
>
> http://www.convertunits.com/from/byte/to/exabyte <http://www.t1shopper.com/tools/calculate/file-size/result/?size=1813929833914530&unit=bytes>
>
>
>
>
> From: James Winzenz 
> Sent: Friday, October 08, 2010 9:44 AM
> To: NT System Admin Issues 
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> Subject: Re: Friday Funny...well sort of.
>
>
> I think that is actually 15 exabytes/sec . .
> .
>
>
>
>
> From: Wilhelm, Scott 
> Sent: Friday, October 08, 2010 9:38 AM
> To: NT System Admin Issues 
>
> Subject: RE: Friday Funny...well sort of.
>
>
>
> Am I reading that right at 1.8
> petabytes/sec?
>
> What do you have cooling that
> monster machine? J
>
>
>
>
>
>
> From: Terry Dickson
> [mailto:te...@treasurer.state.ks.us]
> Sent: Friday, October 08, 2010
> 12:27 PM
> To: NT System Admin Issues
> Subject: Friday
> Funny...well sort of.
>
> I am not sure what drives they put in this thing, or what
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> this.  Look at the Bytes per second in the charts section.
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RE: Friday funny

[pdw1914]

Ah, you beat me to it, Sam.
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=break+the+internet+it+crowd&aq=1

Subject: RE: Friday funny
Date: Fri, 17 Sep 2010 11:24:16 -0500
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To: ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com



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RE: Friday funny

[Sam Cayze]

You will break the Internet!

 

 

 

From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] 
Sent: Friday, September 17, 2010 10:31 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday funny

 

Go to google.com and search for 'Google' (w/o the ' marks)

 

Shook

 

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RE: Friday funny

[Raper, Jonathan - Eagle]

You mean it didn’t say, “About ∞ results (0.01 seconds)”?



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From: Stefan Jafs [mailto:stefan.j...@gmail.com]
Sent: Friday, September 17, 2010 12:01 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: Friday funny

“About 1,380,000,000 results (0.18 seconds)” is what I’m getting.

SJ
On Fri, Sep 17, 2010 at 11:33 AM, Steven M. Caesare 
mailto:scaes...@caesare.com>> wrote:
Nothin unusual.

-sc

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Sent: Friday, September 17, 2010 11:31 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday funny

Go to google.com<http://google.com/> and search for ‘Google’ (w/o the ‘ marks)

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Re: Friday funny

[Stefan Jafs]

“About 1,380,000,000 results (0.18 seconds)” is what I’m getting.

SJ

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>  Nothin unusual.
>
>
>
> -sc
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> *From:* Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com]
> *Sent:* Friday, September 17, 2010 11:31 AM
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RE: Friday funny

[Erik Goldoff]

Trying to skew the Google search statistics ??? 

 

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From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] 
Sent: Friday, September 17, 2010 11:31 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday funny

 

Go to google.com and search for ‘Google’ (w/o the ‘ marks)

 

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RE: Friday funny

[Maglinger, Paul]

Unless that was the point.

 

From: Steven M. Caesare [mailto:scaes...@caesare.com] 
Sent: Friday, September 17, 2010 10:34 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: RE: Friday funny

 

Nothin unusual.

 

-sc

 

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Sent: Friday, September 17, 2010 11:31 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday funny

 

Go to google.com and search for 'Google' (w/o the ' marks)

 

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RE: Friday funny

[Steven M. Caesare]

Nothin unusual.

 

-sc

 

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Sent: Friday, September 17, 2010 11:31 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday funny

 

Go to google.com and search for 'Google' (w/o the ' marks)

 

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Re: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale

[Micheal Espinola Jr]

ROFLWAFFLES!  Im gonna ask if everything is "web scale" from now on...

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On Fri, Sep 10, 2010 at 2:23 PM, Joseph L. Casale  wrote:

> Lol, that made my week!
>
> -Original Message-
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> Sent: Friday, September 10, 2010 3:16 PM
> To: NT System Admin Issues
> Subject: OT: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale
>
> http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6995033/
>
> I am laughing so hard I'm crying.
>
> (My oldest son is a new Java programmer in the defense industry. He sent me
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Re: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale

[Richard Stovall]

Pilot?  I'm certificated, but not current.  I could get current in a hurry.

On Fri, Sep 10, 2010 at 6:57 PM, Webster  wrote:

> Sorry but Shookie is my pool man. J
>
>
>
>
>
> Webster
>
>
>
> *From:* Richard Stovall [mailto:rich...@gmail.com]
> *Subject:* Re: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale
>
>
>
> If your general ledger is 8TB, I just want to be your pool man.
>
> On Fri, Sep 10, 2010 at 6:07 PM, Webster  wrote:
>
> I had no idea I could speed up my DB that fast!!!  An 8TB query piped to
> dev
> null was incredibly fast.  H, now my GL is out of balance???  No
> problem, I'll just post offsetting entries to dev null and be back in
> balance in no time (actually .0001 seconds to be precise).  I wonder if
> my COBOL 68 code will pipe to dev null?
>
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RE: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale

[Webster]

Sorry but Shookie is my pool man. J

 

 

Webster

 

From: Richard Stovall [mailto:rich...@gmail.com] 
Subject: Re: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale

 

If your general ledger is 8TB, I just want to be your pool man.

On Fri, Sep 10, 2010 at 6:07 PM, Webster  wrote:

I had no idea I could speed up my DB that fast!!!  An 8TB query piped to dev
null was incredibly fast.  H, now my GL is out of balance???  No
problem, I'll just post offsetting entries to dev null and be back in
balance in no time (actually .0001 seconds to be precise).  I wonder if
my COBOL 68 code will pipe to dev null?




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Re: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale

[Ben Scott]

On Fri, Sep 10, 2010 at 6:07 PM, Webster  wrote:
> I had no idea I could speed up my DB that fast!!!  An 8TB query piped to dev
> null was incredibly fast.

  Reminds me of the old joke, "Back up to a RAM disk -- it's faster that way!"

-- Ben

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Re: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale

[Richard Stovall]

If your general ledger is 8TB, I just want to be your pool man.

On Fri, Sep 10, 2010 at 6:07 PM, Webster  wrote:

> I had no idea I could speed up my DB that fast!!!  An 8TB query piped to
> dev
> null was incredibly fast.  H, now my GL is out of balance???  No
> problem, I'll just post offsetting entries to dev null and be back in
> balance in no time (actually .0001 seconds to be precise).  I wonder if
> my COBOL 68 code will pipe to dev null?
>
>
> Webster
>
> > -Original Message-
> > From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:mich...@smithcons.com]
> > Subject: OT: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale
> >
> > http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6995033/
> >
> > I am laughing so hard I'm crying.
> >
> > (My oldest son is a new Java programmer in the defense industry. He sent
> > me this. God help us all!)
>
>
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RE: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale

[Webster]

I had no idea I could speed up my DB that fast!!!  An 8TB query piped to dev
null was incredibly fast.  H, now my GL is out of balance???  No
problem, I'll just post offsetting entries to dev null and be back in
balance in no time (actually .0001 seconds to be precise).  I wonder if
my COBOL 68 code will pipe to dev null?


Webster

> -Original Message-
> From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:mich...@smithcons.com]
> Subject: OT: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale
> 
> http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6995033/
> 
> I am laughing so hard I'm crying.
> 
> (My oldest son is a new Java programmer in the defense industry. He sent
> me this. God help us all!)


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RE: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale

[Charlie Kaiser]

OMG...:-)

***
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charl...@golden-eagle.org
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> -Original Message-
> From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:mich...@smithcons.com]
> Sent: Friday, September 10, 2010 2:16 PM
> To: NT System Admin Issues
> Subject: OT: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale
> 
> http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6995033/
> 
> I am laughing so hard I'm crying.
> 
> (My oldest son is a new Java programmer in the defense industry. He sent
me this. God
> help us all!)


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RE: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale

[Joseph L. Casale]

Lol, that made my week!

-Original Message-
From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:mich...@smithcons.com] 
Sent: Friday, September 10, 2010 3:16 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6995033/

I am laughing so hard I'm crying.

(My oldest son is a new Java programmer in the defense industry. He sent me 
this. God help us all!)



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Re: Friday Funny (on topic)

[Peter van Houten]

http://imagezoom.yellowgorilla.net

--
Peter van Houten


richardmccl...@aspca.org wrote:


Those of us in our late 50's will find this to be "illegible"

"David Mazzaccaro"  wrote on 04/30/2010
11:52:16 AM:


 For many of us, I am going to assume this is very much "on topic"!
 http://i.imgur.com/OiEyM.jpg
 :)


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Re: Friday Funny (on topic)

[Brian Richards]

You did click on it to enlarge?





From: "richardmccl...@aspca.org" 
To: NT System Admin Issues 
Sent: Fri, April 30, 2010 12:57:00 PM
Subject: Re: Friday Funny (on topic)


Those of us in our late 50's will find this to be "illegible" 

"David Mazzaccaro"  wrote on 04/30/2010 
11:52:16 AM:

> For many of us, I am going to assume this is very much "on topic"! 
> http://i.imgur.com/OiEyM.jpg 
> :) 
> 
> . 
>   
>   
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Re: Friday Funny (on topic)

[Jonathan Link]

That's what she said!

On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 1:00 PM, Erik Goldoff  wrote:

>  I clicked on it and it enlarged
>
>
>
> *Erik Goldoff***
>
> *IT  Consultant*
>
> *Systems, Networks, & Security *
>
> '  Security is an ongoing process, not a one time event ! '
>
> *From:* richardmccl...@aspca.org [mailto:richardmccl...@aspca.org]
> *Sent:* Friday, April 30, 2010 12:57 PM
> *To:* NT System Admin Issues
> *Subject:* Re: Friday Funny (on topic)
>
>
>
>
> Those of us in our late 50's will find this to be "illegible"
>
> "David Mazzaccaro"  wrote on 04/30/2010
> 11:52:16 AM:
>
> > For many of us, I am going to assume this is very much "on topic"!
> > http://i.imgur.com/OiEyM.jpg
> > :)
> >
> > .
> >
> >
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>

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Re: Friday Funny (on topic)

[Jonathan Link]

Or put on some darn glasses. :-)

On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 1:02 PM,  wrote:

>
> Thanks, and it is all too familiar!
> --
> richard
>
> "John Aldrich"  wrote on 04/30/2010 11:58:52
> AM:
>
>
> > At least in FireFox, if you click on it, you can zoom a bit so that
> > it’s at least somewhat legible. J I’m in my mid-40’s and was unable
> > to read it until I zoomed.
>
> >
> > [image removed] [image removed]
>  >
> > From: richardmccl...@aspca.org [mailto:richardmccl...@aspca.org]
> > Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:57 PM
> > To: NT System Admin Issues
> > Subject: Re: Friday Funny (on topic)
> >
> >
> > Those of us in our late 50's will find this to be "illegible"
> >
> > "David Mazzaccaro"  wrote on
> > 04/30/2010 11:52:16 AM:
> >
> > > For many of us, I am going to assume this is very much "on topic"!
> > > http://i.imgur.com/OiEyM.jpg
> > > :)
> > >
> > > .
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
>
>
>
>

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Re: Friday Funny (on topic)

[Sherry Abercrombie]

Mid-40's here too, but thanks to lasik eye surgery, had no problems reading.

Looks very familiar..LOL

On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 11:58 AM, John Aldrich  wrote:

>  At least in FireFox, if you click on it, you can zoom a bit so that it’s
> at least somewhat legible. J I’m in my mid-40’s and was unable to read it
> until I zoomed.
>
>
>
> [image: John-Aldrich][image: Tile-Tools]
>
>
>
> *From:* richardmccl...@aspca.org [mailto:richardmccl...@aspca.org]
> *Sent:* Friday, April 30, 2010 12:57 PM
> *To:* NT System Admin Issues
> *Subject:* Re: Friday Funny (on topic)
>
>
>
>
> Those of us in our late 50's will find this to be "illegible"
>
> "David Mazzaccaro"  wrote on 04/30/2010
> 11:52:16 AM:
>
> > For many of us, I am going to assume this is very much "on topic"!
> > http://i.imgur.com/OiEyM.jpg
> > :)
> >
> > .
> >
> >
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>


-- 
Sherry Abercrombie

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
Arthur C. Clarke

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RE: Friday Funny (on topic)

[Damien Solodow]

That's what she said...

 

From: Erik Goldoff [mailto:egold...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 1:01 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: RE: Friday Funny (on topic)

 

I clicked on it and it enlarged

 

Erik Goldoff

IT  Consultant

Systems, Networks, & Security 

'  Security is an ongoing process, not a one time event ! '

From: richardmccl...@aspca.org [mailto:richardmccl...@aspca.org] 
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:57 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: Friday Funny (on topic)

 


Those of us in our late 50's will find this to be "illegible" 

"David Mazzaccaro"  wrote on 04/30/2010
11:52:16 AM:

> For many of us, I am going to assume this is very much "on topic"! 
> http://i.imgur.com/OiEyM.jpg 
> :) 
> 
> . 
>   
>   

 

 

 

 

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RE: Friday Funny (on topic)

[Steven M. Caesare]

Cybersex has gone too far.

 

-sc

 

From: Erik Goldoff [mailto:egold...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 1:01 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: RE: Friday Funny (on topic)

 

I clicked on it and it enlarged

 

Erik Goldoff

IT  Consultant

Systems, Networks, & Security 

'  Security is an ongoing process, not a one time event ! '

From: richardmccl...@aspca.org [mailto:richardmccl...@aspca.org] 
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:57 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: Friday Funny (on topic)

 


Those of us in our late 50's will find this to be "illegible" 

"David Mazzaccaro"  wrote on 04/30/2010
11:52:16 AM:

> For many of us, I am going to assume this is very much "on topic"! 
> http://i.imgur.com/OiEyM.jpg 
> :) 
> 
> . 
>   
>   

 

 

 

 

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RE: Friday Funny (on topic)

[RichardMcClary]

Thanks, and it is all too familiar!
--
richard

"John Aldrich"  wrote on 04/30/2010 11:58:52 
AM:

> At least in FireFox, if you click on it, you can zoom a bit so that 
> it?s at least somewhat legible. J I?m in my mid-40?s and was unable 
> to read it until I zoomed.
> 
> [image removed] [image removed] 
> 
> From: richardmccl...@aspca.org [mailto:richardmccl...@aspca.org] 
> Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:57 PM
> To: NT System Admin Issues
> Subject: Re: Friday Funny (on topic)
> 
> 
> Those of us in our late 50's will find this to be "illegible" 
> 
> "David Mazzaccaro"  wrote on 
> 04/30/2010 11:52:16 AM:
> 
> > For many of us, I am going to assume this is very much "on topic"! 
> > http://i.imgur.com/OiEyM.jpg 
> > :) 
> > 
> > . 
> > 
> > 
> 
> 
> 
> 
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RE: Friday Funny (on topic)

[Erik Goldoff]

I clicked on it and it enlarged

 

Erik Goldoff

IT  Consultant

Systems, Networks, & Security 

'  Security is an ongoing process, not a one time event ! '

From: richardmccl...@aspca.org [mailto:richardmccl...@aspca.org] 
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:57 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: Friday Funny (on topic)

 


Those of us in our late 50's will find this to be "illegible" 

"David Mazzaccaro"  wrote on 04/30/2010
11:52:16 AM:

> For many of us, I am going to assume this is very much "on topic"! 
> http://i.imgur.com/OiEyM.jpg 
> :) 
> 
> . 
>   
>   

 

 

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RE: Friday Funny (on topic)

[Don Guyer]

All too familiar!

 

Don Guyer

Systems Engineer - Information Services

Prudential, Fox & Roach/Trident Group

431 W. Lancaster Avenue

Devon, PA 19333

Direct: (610) 993-3299

Fax: (610) 650-5306

don.gu...@prufoxroach.com  

 

From: David Mazzaccaro [mailto:david.mazzacc...@hudsonhhc.com] 
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:52 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Friday Funny (on topic)

 

For many of us, I am going to assume this is very much "on topic"! 
http://i.imgur.com/OiEyM.jpg   

:) 


.

 

 

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RE: Friday Funny (on topic)

[John Aldrich]

At least in FireFox, if you click on it, you can zoom a bit so that it's at
least somewhat legible. J I'm in my mid-40's and was unable to read it until
I zoomed.

 

John-AldrichTile-Tools

 

From: richardmccl...@aspca.org [mailto:richardmccl...@aspca.org] 
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:57 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: Friday Funny (on topic)

 


Those of us in our late 50's will find this to be "illegible" 

"David Mazzaccaro"  wrote on 04/30/2010
11:52:16 AM:

> For many of us, I am going to assume this is very much "on topic"! 
> http://i.imgur.com/OiEyM.jpg 
> :) 
> 
> . 
>   
>   

 

 

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Re: Friday Funny (on topic)

[RichardMcClary]

Those of us in our late 50's will find this to be "illegible"

"David Mazzaccaro"  wrote on 04/30/2010 
11:52:16 AM:

> For many of us, I am going to assume this is very much "on topic"! 
> http://i.imgur.com/OiEyM.jpg 
> :) 
> 
> .
> 
> 
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RE: Friday Funny

[John Aldrich]

*groan*

 

John-AldrichTile-Tools

 

From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] 
Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 1:06 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday Funny

 

TWO MEDICAL STUDENTS AND THE OLD MAN


Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man
walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. 

One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry
Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has
Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we learned
in class." 

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached
him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and
couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the
syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?" 
The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine
medical students think."

The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." 

The old man said, "You thought But you are wrong." 
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought... But you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old man said, "I thought it was GAS.. 
But I was wrong, too!"

 

Shook

 

 

 

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RE: Friday Funny

[Raper, Jonathan]

I have a Gastroenterologist here that will love this! (If he hasn't already 
heard it)


Jonathan L. Raper, A+, MCSA, MCSE
Technology Coordinator
Eagle Physicians & Associates, PA
jra...@eaglemds.commailto:%20jra...@eaglemds.com>
www.eaglemds.comhttp://www.eaglemds.com/>


From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com]
Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 1:06 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday Funny

TWO MEDICAL STUDENTS AND THE OLD MAN


Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man 
walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry 
Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki 
Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him 
and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help 
but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might 
have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine 
medical students think."

The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought But you are wrong."
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought... But you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old man said, "I thought it was GAS..
But I was wrong, too!"

Shook







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RE: Friday Funny

[Maglinger, Paul]

Ba-dum-dum   *tish*



From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] 
Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 12:06 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday Funny



TWO MEDICAL STUDENTS AND THE OLD MAN


Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old
man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking
slowly. 

One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry
Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has
Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we
learned in class." 

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They
approached him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical
students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't
agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?" 
The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two
fine medical students think."

The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." 

The old man said, "You thought But you are wrong." 
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought... But you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old man said, "I thought it was GAS.. 
But I was wrong, too!"

 

Shook

 

 

 


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RE: Friday funny

[David Lum]

It's probably a gender thing, but the Chuck Norris jokes crack me up even 
though I'm not a big fan of his movies, etc (they're fine, but I don't make it 
a point to rent or watch them). Some of my favorites are "There is no chin 
behind Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist", "Chuck Norris can divide by 
zero" "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door" and "Chuck Norris doesn't cut 
his grass, he dares it to grow".

From: Peter van Houten [mailto:peter...@gmail.com]
Sent: Friday, August 07, 2009 8:46 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday funny

Apologies for the HTML (and the content) but I think others on
the list might enjoy these as much as I do.

His web site is just as weird:

http://chucknorris.com

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--

Chuck (not)







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~   ~<>

RE: Friday funny

[Steven M. Caesare]

That site be awesome

 

I got thru several pages a few months back, but never did read them
all...

 

-sc

 

From: Peter van Houten [mailto:peter...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, August 07, 2009 11:46 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday funny

 

Apologies for the HTML (and the content) but I think others on
the list might enjoy these as much as I do.

His web site is just as weird:

http://chucknorris.com

 




--
Chuck (not)
 

 

 

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~   ~<>

RE: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart

[Kim Longenbaugh]

Why wait, do it now and never have to go shopping with her again!

 



From: Gardner, Wendell [mailto:wgard...@cas.org] 
Sent: Friday, July 17, 2009 3:55 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: RE: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart

 

Now I have something to look forward to trying -- if I ever get to
retire that is..

 

 

 

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~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/>  ~

RE: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart

[Gardner, Wendell]

Now I have something to look forward to trying -- if I ever get to
retire that is..
 


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RE: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart

[Phillip Partipilo]

Heheh. Awesome, Thanks Sherry.  I'm guilty of a few of these when I was a
teenager.  Isn't messing around in Walmart with your buddies kind of a rite
of passage?  I remember there were these toy robots that would interact with
eachother when brought together, and had the "try me now!" button, so it
would operate while still packaged up, and we piled a bunch of them in the
hallway and activated them all.
 
 
Phillip Partipilo
Parametric Solutions Inc.
Jupiter, Florida
(561) 747-6107
 
 
 

  _  

From: Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 17, 2009 10:06 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart


Mr. Caesare, this is especially for you since you need a laugh or two to get
you through the long day/night you have scheduled.  Warning, some may find
this politically, moraly or gender(ly) incorrect, but it's one of the
funniest things I've read since the squirrel & motorcycle story.(1, 3 &
12 are my personal favorites).

BANNED FROM WAL-MART

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local
Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in
our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both
of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below
and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's
restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away. '

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from
the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him, he began crying and
screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by
using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed
a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least .

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then
yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'


-- 
Sherry Abercrombie

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." 
Arthur C. Clarke
Sent from Haslet, TX, United States 

 


 


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RE: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart

[James Winzenz]

ROFL!  Thanks for a good laugh, Sherry!

 

From: Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 17, 2009 7:06 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart

 

Mr. Caesare, this is especially for you since you need a laugh or two to get
you through the long day/night you have scheduled.  Warning, some may find
this politically, moraly or gender(ly) incorrect, but it's one of the
funniest things I've read since the squirrel & motorcycle story.(1, 3 &
12 are my personal favorites).

BANNED FROM WAL-MART

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local
Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in
our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both
of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below
and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's
restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away. '

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from
the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him, he began crying and
screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by
using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed
a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least .

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then
yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'


-- 
Sherry Abercrombie

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." 
Arthur C. Clarke
Sent from Haslet, TX, United States 

 

 

~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~
~   ~

RE: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart

[Steven M. Caesare]

Misfit.

 

-sc

 

From: Kim Longenbaugh [mailto:k...@colonialsavings.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 17, 2009 10:39 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: RE: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart

 

Isn't that what the "M." stands for?

 



From: Steven M. Caesare [mailto:scaes...@caesare.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 17, 2009 9:13 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: RE: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart

 

Precisely _BECAUSE_ this is politically incorrect, I forgive the "Mister
Caesare" part.

 

Those are hilarious!

 

-sc

 

From: Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 17, 2009 10:06 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart

 

Mr. Caesare, this is especially for you since you need a laugh or two to
get you through the long day/night you have scheduled.  Warning, some
may find this politically, moraly or gender(ly) incorrect, but it's one
of the funniest things I've read since the squirrel & motorcycle story.
(1, 3 & 12 are my personal favorites).

BANNED FROM WAL-MART

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local
Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been
forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.
Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away. '

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets
from the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him, he began crying
and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'
by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least .

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'


-- 
Sherry Abercrombie

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." 
Arthur C. Clarke
Sent from Haslet, TX, United States 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~
~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/>  ~

RE: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart

[Kim Longenbaugh]

Isn't that what the "M." stands for?

 



From: Steven M. Caesare [mailto:scaes...@caesare.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 17, 2009 9:13 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: RE: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart

 

Precisely _BECAUSE_ this is politically incorrect, I forgive the "Mister
Caesare" part.

 

Those are hilarious!

 

-sc

 

From: Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 17, 2009 10:06 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart

 

Mr. Caesare, this is especially for you since you need a laugh or two to
get you through the long day/night you have scheduled.  Warning, some
may find this politically, moraly or gender(ly) incorrect, but it's one
of the funniest things I've read since the squirrel & motorcycle story.
(1, 3 & 12 are my personal favorites).

BANNED FROM WAL-MART

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local
Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been
forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.
Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away. '

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets
from the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him, he began crying
and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'
by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least .

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'


-- 
Sherry Abercrombie

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." 
Arthur C. Clarke
Sent from Haslet, TX, United States 

 

 

 

 

~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~
~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/>  ~

Re: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart

[Jon Harris]

After seeing that maybe I can get my daughter to do that when my wife and
her go shopping.

Jon

On Fri, Jul 17, 2009 at 10:12 AM, Steven M. Caesare wrote:

>  Precisely _*BECAUSE*_ this is politically incorrect, I forgive the
> “Mister Caesare” part.
>
>
>
> Those are hilarious!
>
>
>
> -sc
>
>
>
> *From:* Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com]
> *Sent:* Friday, July 17, 2009 10:06 AM
> *To:* NT System Admin Issues
> *Subject:* OT: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart
>
>
>
> Mr. Caesare, this is especially for you since you need a laugh or two to
> get you through the long day/night you have scheduled.  Warning, some may
> find this politically, moraly or gender(ly) incorrect, but it's one of the
> funniest things I've read since the squirrel & motorcycle story.(1, 3 &
> 12 are my personal favorites).
>
> BANNED FROM WAL-MART
>
> This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
>
> After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
> Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
> preferred to get in and get out.
>
> Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse.
> Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local
> Wal-Mart:
>
> Dear Mrs. Samsel,
>
> Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion
> in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban
> both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed
> below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
>
> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
> carts when they weren't looking.
>
> 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
> intervals.
>
> 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's
> restroom.
>
> 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
> 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away. '
>
> 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on
> layaway.
>
> 6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
> 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
> shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from
> the bedding department.
>
> 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him, he began crying
> and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
>
> 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
> mirror while he picked his nose.
>
> 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
> the clerk where the antidepressants were.
>
> 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
> the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
>
> 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by
> using different sizes of funnels.
>
> 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
> yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
>
> 14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed
> a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
>
> And last, but not least .
>
> 15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
> then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'
>
>
> --
> Sherry Abercrombie
>
> "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
> Arthur C. Clarke
> Sent from Haslet, TX, United States
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>

~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~
~   ~

RE: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart

[Steven M. Caesare]

Precisely _BECAUSE_ this is politically incorrect, I forgive the "Mister
Caesare" part.

 

Those are hilarious!

 

-sc

 

From: Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 17, 2009 10:06 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart

 

Mr. Caesare, this is especially for you since you need a laugh or two to
get you through the long day/night you have scheduled.  Warning, some
may find this politically, moraly or gender(ly) incorrect, but it's one
of the funniest things I've read since the squirrel & motorcycle story.
(1, 3 & 12 are my personal favorites).

BANNED FROM WAL-MART

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local
Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been
forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.
Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away. '

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets
from the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him, he began crying
and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'
by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least .

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'


-- 
Sherry Abercrombie

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." 
Arthur C. Clarke
Sent from Haslet, TX, United States 

 

 

~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~
~   ~

Re: Friday Funny

[James Kerr]

That was good
  - Original Message - 
  From: Andy Shook 
  To: NT System Admin Issues 
  Sent: Friday, February 13, 2009 4:46 PM
  Subject: OT: Friday Funny



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Re: Friday Funny

[Sherry Abercrombie]

I would take free gas for my cars for payment.

On Fri, May 23, 2008 at 2:41 PM, Joe Heaton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

>  I prefer my payments in gold bullion.
>
> Joe Heaton
>
>
>  --
> *From:* David W. McSpadden [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> *Sent:* Friday, May 23, 2008 9:19 AM
> *To:* NT System Admin Issues
> *Subject:* Re: Friday Funny
>
>  I would like payment by courier pigeon.
>
> - Original Message -
> *From:* Steve Ens <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> *To:* NT System Admin Issues 
> *Sent:* Friday, May 23, 2008 12:19 PM
> *Subject:* Re: Friday Funny
>
> No, it is purchasing with you...not from you.
>
> On Fri, May 23, 2008 at 11:04 AM, Joe Heaton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>>  I hate people trying to pruchase stuff from me
>>
>> Joe Heaton
>>
>>
>>  --
>> *From:* Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> *Sent:* Friday, May 23, 2008 8:30 AM
>> *To:* NT System Admin Issues
>> *Subject:* OT: Friday Funny
>>
>>  Got to love those SPAMMERS...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
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Arthur C. Clarke

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RE: Friday Funny

[Joe Heaton]

I prefer my payments in gold bullion.
 
Joe Heaton
 



From: David W. McSpadden [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Friday, May 23, 2008 9:19 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: Friday Funny


I would like payment by courier pigeon.

- Original Message - 
From: Steve Ens <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]>  
To: NT System Admin Issues
<mailto:ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com>  
Sent: Friday, May 23, 2008 12:19 PM
    Subject: Re: Friday Funny

No, it is purchasing with you...not from you.  


On Fri, May 23, 2008 at 11:04 AM, Joe Heaton <
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I hate people trying to pruchase stuff from me
 
Joe Heaton
 



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To: NT System Admin Issues
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Re: Friday Funny

[David W. McSpadden]

I would like payment by courier pigeon.
  - Original Message - 
  From: Steve Ens 
  To: NT System Admin Issues 
  Sent: Friday, May 23, 2008 12:19 PM
  Subject: Re: Friday Funny


  No, it is purchasing with you...not from you.  


  On Fri, May 23, 2008 at 11:04 AM, Joe Heaton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

I hate people trying to pruchase stuff from me

Joe Heaton





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To: NT System Admin Issues
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RE: Friday Funny

[Bill Lambert]

As someone used to say on this list...

 

"All your purchasing are belong to us!"

 

Bill Lambert

Concuity

847-941-9206

 

From: Steve Ens [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Friday, May 23, 2008 11:19 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: Friday Funny

 

No, it is purchasing with you...not from you.  

On Fri, May 23, 2008 at 11:04 AM, Joe Heaton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

I hate people trying to pruchase stuff from me

 

Joe Heaton

 

 



From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Friday, May 23, 2008 8:30 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday Funny

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Re: Friday Funny

[Steve Ens]

No, it is purchasing with you...not from you.

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RE: Friday Funny

[Joe Heaton]

I hate people trying to pruchase stuff from me
 
Joe Heaton
 



From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Friday, May 23, 2008 8:30 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday Funny



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RE: friday funny: LIFE'S RULES

[Tim Vander Kooi]

I like #21 personally.

From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, May 16, 2008 3:59 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: RE: friday funny: LIFE'S RULES

#10 is good!!!


From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, May 16, 2008 4:44 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: RE: friday funny: LIFE'S RULES
Very nice, thanks Michael :)

Joe Heaton



From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, May 16, 2008 11:24 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: friday funny: LIFE'S RULES

Things have been too quiet today... So here we go!

---



Life's Rules



1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.



2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.



3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.



4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 
"Thyroid problem?"



5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up 
really fast.



6. A sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."



7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.



8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.



9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?



10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.



11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in 
value.



12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make 
Bloody Marys.



13.. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you 
want to annoy for the rest of your life.



14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.



15. I am a nobody; nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.



16. Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days 
I've stayed alive.



17. That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my plan to 
attain world peace, and he told me I have "Schiffer Brains."



18. No one ever says, "It's only a game!" when their team is winning.



19. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery 
tickets, are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?



20. How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.



21. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section 
in a swimming pool?



22. Marriage changes passion.. suddenly you're in bed with a relative.



23. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?



24.. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.



25. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't 
pick that up, you don't know where it's been!












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RE: friday funny: LIFE'S RULES

[Tom Strader]

#10 is good!!!



From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Friday, May 16, 2008 4:44 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: RE: friday funny: LIFE'S RULES


Very nice, thanks Michael :)
 
Joe Heaton
 



From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Friday, May 16, 2008 11:24 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: friday funny: LIFE'S RULES



Things have been too quiet today... So here we go!

---

 

Life's Rules

 

1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.

 

2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol
content.

 

3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.

 

4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I
said, "Thyroid problem?"

 

5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing
up really fast.

 

6. A sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."

 

7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live
with.

 

8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a
moaner.

 

9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?

 

10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get
elected.

 

11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no
trade-in value.

 

12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes,
make Bloody Marys.

 

13.. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

 

14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.

 

15. I am a nobody; nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.

 

16. Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of
consecutive days I've stayed alive.

 

17. That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my
plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have "Schiffer Brains."

 

18. No one ever says, "It's only a game!" when their team is winning.

 

19. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and
lottery tickets, are always complaining about being broke and not
feeling well?

 

20. How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door
you're on.

 

21. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing
section in a swimming pool?

 

22. Marriage changes passion.. suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

 

23. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

 

24.. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

 

25. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words:
Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!








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RE: friday funny: LIFE'S RULES

[Joe Heaton]

Very nice, thanks Michael :)
 
Joe Heaton
 



From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Friday, May 16, 2008 11:24 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: friday funny: LIFE'S RULES



Things have been too quiet today... So here we go!

---

 

Life's Rules

 

1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.

 

2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol
content.

 

3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.

 

4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I
said, "Thyroid problem?"

 

5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing
up really fast.

 

6. A sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."

 

7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live
with.

 

8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a
moaner.

 

9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?

 

10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get
elected.

 

11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no
trade-in value.

 

12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes,
make Bloody Marys.

 

13.. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

 

14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.

 

15. I am a nobody; nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.

 

16. Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of
consecutive days I've stayed alive.

 

17. That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my
plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have "Schiffer Brains."

 

18. No one ever says, "It's only a game!" when their team is winning.

 

19. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and
lottery tickets, are always complaining about being broke and not
feeling well?

 

20. How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door
you're on.

 

21. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing
section in a swimming pool?

 

22. Marriage changes passion.. suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

 

23. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

 

24.. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

 

25. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words:
Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!






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RE: Friday Funny: The top 10 hand gestures you'd better get right

[Rod Trent]

At least that’s what they told you.

 

From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Lenny Bensman
Sent: Saturday, April 26, 2008 12:59 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: Friday Funny: The top 10 hand gestures you'd better get right

 

Hmmm...

 

So "thumbs up" in Russia does not mean up yours at least not where I grew 
up...  it means the same as in US:  super, or great job...

 

On 4/25/08, Angus Scott-Fleming <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: 

The top 10 hand gestures you'd better get right
http://www.languagetrainers.co.uk/blog/2007/09/24/top-10-hand-gestures/


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Re: Friday Funny: The top 10 hand gestures you'd better get right

[Lenny Bensman]

Hmmm...

So "thumbs up" in Russia does not mean up yours at least not where I
grew up...  it means the same as in US:  super, or great job...


On 4/25/08, Angus Scott-Fleming <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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> The top 10 hand gestures you'd better get right
> http://www.languagetrainers.co.uk/blog/2007/09/24/top-10-hand-gestures/
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RE: Friday Funny: The top 10 hand gestures you'd better get right

[Phillip Partipilo]

The "Live Long and Prosper" gesture is missing! 


 
Phillip Partipilo
Parametric Solutions Inc.
Jupiter, Florida
(561) 747-6107
 
 

-Original Message-
From: Angus Scott-Fleming [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Friday, April 25, 2008 10:24 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Friday Funny: The top 10 hand gestures you'd better get right



The top 10 hand gestures you'd better get right
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Re: Friday Funny - WOULD YOU?

[Gavin Wilby]

One on the bottom left is OK(ish).
Iv had a drink mind.

On Mon, Apr 21, 2008 at 9:36 PM, Blaine Fleming <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:

> Exactly how I feel. You know, they could at least show a little skin!
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Re: Friday Funny - WOULD YOU?

[Blaine Fleming]

Exactly how I feel. You know, they could at least show a little skin! 
After, all sex does sell...well, maybe not with them.


--Blaine


René de Haas wrote:


I don’t drink alcohol now (just don’t like it), but would consider 
starting after seeing that …..


*From:* Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
*Sent:* Friday, April 18, 2008 8:19 PM
*To:* NT System Admin Issues
*Subject:* OT: Friday Funny - WOULD YOU?

*If you were around in 1919 (just before prohibition started) and 
came** **upon the following poster.*


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I mean seriously, would you quit drinking?

 




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RE: Friday Funny?

[Tom Strader]

Oh GOD, now I know why Shook needs so much deodorant.

Call an ambulance someone, he's rotting as we speak
 

-Original Message-
From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Friday, February 01, 2008 12:17 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: Friday Funny?

Indeed.  A body could not sit in a temperate environment that long
without exuding a serious stench.

The human body does a number of diguesting things when it stops
actively living.  Not to mention that we are perpetually rotting while
alive.


On Feb 1, 2008 12:00 PM, Melanie Foster <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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Re: Friday Funny?

[Micheal Espinola Jr]

Indeed.  A body could not sit in a temperate environment that long
without exuding a serious stench.

The human body does a number of diguesting things when it stops
actively living.  Not to mention that we are perpetually rotting while
alive.


On Feb 1, 2008 12:00 PM, Melanie Foster <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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RE: FRIDAY FUNNY: So you think that you have seen everything

[Andrew Greene]

Finally, science proves what common sense has told us all along.

 

Andrew Greene
Webmaster
City of Anderson
120 E Main St., Anderson, IN 46018
765-648-5947

From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Friday, February 01, 2008 8:37 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: FRIDAY FUNNY: So you think that you have seen everything

 

 

An archeological team, digging in Washington DC , has uncovered 

10,000 year old bones and fossil remains  of what is believed to be the
first   Politician. 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 





 


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