Mladen,
This is a good candidate for the OT list.
Jared
Gogala,
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Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions
the Taliban?
A. The Taliban have a running game
Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5,
0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the Detroit Lions Billy Graham have in
common?
A. They both can make 80,000 people stand up yell
Jesus Christ !
Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado? A. To the Silverdone
- they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring? A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team? A. Because then
Detroit would want one
Q. Why was Marty Mornhinweg upset when the Detroit Lions
playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a
dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl? A. Nobody
knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching
the SuperBowl?
A. The Detroit Lions
Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common? A. Both play
dead at home and get killed on the road
Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run
the football?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
Q. Knock knock
Who's there.
Owen
Owen Who?
A. Oh an 10.
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