how scary would it be to arrive at the exam, and the inquisitioner is dressed as Gandalf.
Right after he hands out the exam he slams his staff to the floor and screams
"NONE SHALL PASS".
I'm looking forward to the midnight showing of LOTR - ROTK tomorrow night.
The movie is 3 hours, 42 minutes - hope the previews are short.
Hope there aren't any emergencies on Wednesday morning as I doubt that I'll be in before noon.
Pd
Pete Sharman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
http://www.oracle.com/education/certification/index.html?dba9i_ocm.htmlPete"Controlling developers is like herding cats."Kevin Loney, Oracle DBA Handbook"Oh no, it's not. It's much harder than that!"Bruce Pihlamae, long-term Oracle DBA-Original Message-Akshay KumarSent: Tuesday, December 16, 2003 7:44 AMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LWhat were you expected to do in the final exam ?- Original Message - To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>Sent: Friday, December 12, 2003 8:59 AM> how many people are actually OCMs? and those of you that are, has ithelped you in getting work?> >> > From: "Richard Foote" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> > Date: 2003/12/12 Fri AM 07:54:26 EST> > To: Multiple r!
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of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> > Subject: Re: Who are certified Oracle Masters?> >> > Hi Robert,> >> > That's all very interesting.> >> > The various press releases at the time (e.g.> > http://www.dulcian.com/PRESS%20RELEASE_OCM.htm) all suggest that the"6best> > Oracle experts in the world" were handed these prestigious awards.Eventhe> > TUSC website only makes mention of these awards being handed to MrNiemiec.> >> > If he indeed actually took and passed the practical exam in person,andif> > obtaining OCM status is as prestigious as the marketing makes it outtobe,> > then I would recommend Mr Niemiec perhaps promote his "hands-on"involvement> > a little more (rather than the handed hands-off bit) as this I'msureall> > comes as news to many.> >&g!
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It's actually a very brave thing to have done when you think aboutit.It's> > a little bit like being given a brand new car as a present andsaying"oh no> > no, I want to prove I can drive it first". It's all great if youpassthe> > driving test but if you were to fail, boy, would you look sillyholding> > those car keys ;)> >> > Did he have any such reservations ?> >> > Cheers> >> > Richard> >> > - Original Message -> > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> > Sent: Friday, December 12, 2003 8:29 AM> >> >> > > As I recall Rich talking about it, he did indeed take the exam. Itwasnot> > > just "handed" to him.> > >> > > Robert> > >> > >> > > -Original
Message-> > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L> > > Sent: 12/11/2003 3:59 PM> > >> > > you mean niemic didnt actually have to take the test? It was justhanded> > > to> > > him? who is jeremiah wilton?> > > - Original Message -> > > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> > > Sent: Thursday, December 11, 2003 4:09 PM> > >> > >> > > > IIRC, Tanel did the OCM as well, but I suspect most of theothers on> > > > your list aren't prepared to waste their time attending OCPexamsand> > > > courses just so they can get the OCM. :)> > > >> > > > There were some honorary OCM's announced when the program first> > > started> > > > (OOW2002?). From memory, Rich Niemic and Jeremiah!
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aretheonly> > > > names that spring to mind from that group.> > > >> > > > Pete> > > >> > > > "Controlling developers is like herding cats."> > > >> > > > Kevin Loney, Oracle DBA Handbook> > > >> > > > "Oh no, it's not. It's much harder than that!"> > > >> > > > Bruce Pihlamae, long-term Oracle DBA> > > >> > > >> > > > -Original Message-> > > > Mladen Gogala> > > > Sent: Friday, December 12, 2003 7:54 AM> > > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L> > > >> > > > I know only of Pete Sharman. Who are other Oracle CertifiedMasterson> > > > this group? I suspect Tanel to be one, as well as Steve Adams,Cary> > > >
Millsap,> > > > Mogens Norgaard, Anjo Kolk, Wolfgang Breitling, Gaja V. andKirti> > > > Deshpande.> > > > Am I correct?> > > >> > > > Mladen Gogala> > > > Oracle DBA> > > > --> > > > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net> > > > --> > > > Author: Mladen Gogala> > > > INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > >> > > > Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051http://www.fatcity.com> > > > San Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hostingservices> > >> -> > > > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mailmessage> > > > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') andin&g!
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