RE: Galactically OT - job offer from MARTIAN ICECAP
Hahahahahah, I love the disclaimer! -Original Message- Brian Sent: Monday, May 21, 2001 5:26 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Don't say that, you will only encourage him. I don't need any more images in my brain involving a DBA in a Speedo. DISCLAIMER My apologies to anyone remotely offended by my mention of Speedos or my implication that they should not be seen in one. _DISCLAIMER Brian Norrell Manager, MPI Development QuadraMed 511 E John Carpenter Frwy, Su 500 Irving, TX 75062 (972) 831-6600 -Original Message- [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Monday, May 21, 2001 3:37 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Are you stupid? Scott Shafer San Antonio, TX 210-581-6217 -Original Message- From: Mohan, Ross [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Monday, May 21, 2001 3:26 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: Galactically OT - job offer from MARTIAN ICECAP Does anyone want to see my Hannibal Lector in a Ponytail and Speedo Impersonation? || -Original Message- || From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] || Sent: Monday, May 21, 2001 4:11 PM || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L || Subject: Re: OT - RE: job offer from SAUDI ARABIA || || || I'll concede on the users for dietary purposes, but I will || not budge on the || Windows OS...frustration can only lead to chaos and || violence. Besides, || this is supposed to be Utopia! || || I disagree with the restriction of no users. After all, || what better || dietary || plan than all the users you can catch, kill, and eat! || Otherwise, I'm || in. || I can haul some of our ordinance in my F-150 - it'll even || be dry with the || hardtop on the bed... || || Scott Shafer || San Antonio, TX || 210-581-6217 || || -Original Message- || From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] || Sent: Friday, May 18, 2001 2:56 PM || To:Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L || Subject: RE: job offer from SAUDI ARABIA || || That sounds great! So far it's me, you, and Kevin. I || think the three || of || us can take the island. I drive a Land Rover, so I'll || bring it. Once || we || have raised our flag at HQ and have all the locals || assimilated, we can || send || for our families. I like the idea of naming the natives with || keywords. I || || guess for the really important ones, we can use the background || processes...Hey SMON, what's good to eat around here? || No PMON, we || don't || eat grub worms... || || Correct me if I'm wrong, but was it you that had a || Canuck brother that || can || || assist with the beer brewing? We may need him on the || operation as || well. || I've got 5 gallons of a Bass Ale clone in the secondary || fermenter as we || speak. Once we establish beachhead and HQ, we must || organize the locals || to || || set up the brewery. Instead of a monetary society, all || transactions || shall || || be bound by beer...this is going to be a great place! || || Jim || || LoL!! I like the idea of airlifting in our Urban ||Assault Vehicles. We can establish a beachhead at 0600. ||Recon should take the better part of the morning, and we ||can spend the rest of the time indoctrinating the locals. || ||Let's rename each of the natives with a keyword from the Oracle ||reserved keyword list. Then, we could reward them when they ||unwittingly line up in a syntactically correct fashion. || || -- || Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com || -- || Author: ||INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] || || Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 || San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / || Mailing Lists || || || To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message || to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in || the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L || (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may || also send the HELP command for other information (like || subscribing). || || || || || -- || Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com || -- || Author: || INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] || || Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 || San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / || Mailing Lists || || To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message || to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in || the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L || (or the name of mailing list you want to be
RE: Galactically OT - job offer from MARTIAN ICECAP
It can be worse than when I goto work with a bathroom and bunny slippers. The UPS guy always ask me, did you loose a bet. -Original Message- Sent: Monday, May 21, 2001 5:26 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Don't say that, you will only encourage him. I don't need any more images in my brain involving a DBA in a Speedo. DISCLAIMER My apologies to anyone remotely offended by my mention of Speedos or my implication that they should not be seen in one. _DISCLAIMER Brian Norrell Manager, MPI Development QuadraMed 511 E John Carpenter Frwy, Su 500 Irving, TX 75062 (972) 831-6600 -Original Message- [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Monday, May 21, 2001 3:37 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Are you stupid? Scott Shafer San Antonio, TX 210-581-6217 -Original Message- From: Mohan, Ross [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Monday, May 21, 2001 3:26 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: Galactically OT - job offer from MARTIAN ICECAP Does anyone want to see my Hannibal Lector in a Ponytail and Speedo Impersonation? || -Original Message- || From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] || Sent: Monday, May 21, 2001 4:11 PM || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L || Subject: Re: OT - RE: job offer from SAUDI ARABIA || || || I'll concede on the users for dietary purposes, but I will || not budge on the || Windows OS...frustration can only lead to chaos and || violence. Besides, || this is supposed to be Utopia! || || I disagree with the restriction of no users. After all, || what better || dietary || plan than all the users you can catch, kill, and eat! || Otherwise, I'm || in. || I can haul some of our ordinance in my F-150 - it'll even || be dry with the || hardtop on the bed... || || Scott Shafer || San Antonio, TX || 210-581-6217 || || -Original Message- || From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] || Sent: Friday, May 18, 2001 2:56 PM || To:Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L || Subject: RE: job offer from SAUDI ARABIA || || That sounds great! So far it's me, you, and Kevin. I || think the three || of || us can take the island. I drive a Land Rover, so I'll || bring it. Once || we || have raised our flag at HQ and have all the locals || assimilated, we can || send || for our families. I like the idea of naming the natives with || keywords. I || || guess for the really important ones, we can use the background || processes...Hey SMON, what's good to eat around here? || No PMON, we || don't || eat grub worms... || || Correct me if I'm wrong, but was it you that had a || Canuck brother that || can || || assist with the beer brewing? We may need him on the || operation as || well. || I've got 5 gallons of a Bass Ale clone in the secondary || fermenter as we || speak. Once we establish beachhead and HQ, we must || organize the locals || to || || set up the brewery. Instead of a monetary society, all || transactions || shall || || be bound by beer...this is going to be a great place! || || Jim || || LoL!! I like the idea of airlifting in our Urban ||Assault Vehicles. We can establish a beachhead at 0600. ||Recon should take the better part of the morning, and we ||can spend the rest of the time indoctrinating the locals. || ||Let's rename each of the natives with a keyword from the Oracle ||reserved keyword list. Then, we could reward them when they ||unwittingly line up in a syntactically correct fashion. || || -- || Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com || -- || Author: ||INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] || || Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 || San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / || Mailing Lists || || || To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message || to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in || the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L || (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may || also send the HELP command for other information (like || subscribing). || || || || || -- || Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com || -- || Author: || INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] || || Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 || San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / || Mailing Lists || || To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message || to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in || the message BODY, include
RE: Galactically OT - job offer from MARTIAN ICECAP
Are you stupid? Scott Shafer San Antonio, TX 210-581-6217 -Original Message- From: Mohan, Ross [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Monday, May 21, 2001 3:26 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: Galactically OT - job offer from MARTIAN ICECAP Does anyone want to see my Hannibal Lector in a Ponytail and Speedo Impersonation? || -Original Message- || From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] || Sent: Monday, May 21, 2001 4:11 PM || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L || Subject: Re: OT - RE: job offer from SAUDI ARABIA || || || I'll concede on the users for dietary purposes, but I will || not budge on the || Windows OS...frustration can only lead to chaos and || violence. Besides, || this is supposed to be Utopia! || || I disagree with the restriction of no users. After all, || what better || dietary || plan than all the users you can catch, kill, and eat! || Otherwise, I'm || in. || I can haul some of our ordinance in my F-150 - it'll even || be dry with the || hardtop on the bed... || || Scott Shafer || San Antonio, TX || 210-581-6217 || || -Original Message- || From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] || Sent: Friday, May 18, 2001 2:56 PM || To:Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L || Subject: RE: job offer from SAUDI ARABIA || || That sounds great! So far it's me, you, and Kevin. I || think the three || of || us can take the island. I drive a Land Rover, so I'll || bring it. Once || we || have raised our flag at HQ and have all the locals || assimilated, we can || send || for our families. I like the idea of naming the natives with || keywords. I || || guess for the really important ones, we can use the background || processes...Hey SMON, what's good to eat around here? || No PMON, we || don't || eat grub worms... || || Correct me if I'm wrong, but was it you that had a || Canuck brother that || can || || assist with the beer brewing? We may need him on the || operation as || well. || I've got 5 gallons of a Bass Ale clone in the secondary || fermenter as we || speak. Once we establish beachhead and HQ, we must || organize the locals || to || || set up the brewery. Instead of a monetary society, all || transactions || shall || || be bound by beer...this is going to be a great place! || || Jim || || LoL!! I like the idea of airlifting in our Urban ||Assault Vehicles. We can establish a beachhead at 0600. ||Recon should take the better part of the morning, and we ||can spend the rest of the time indoctrinating the locals. || ||Let's rename each of the natives with a keyword from the Oracle ||reserved keyword list. Then, we could reward them when they ||unwittingly line up in a syntactically correct fashion. || || -- || Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com || -- || Author: ||INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] || || Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 || San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / || Mailing Lists || || || To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message || to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in || the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L || (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may || also send the HELP command for other information (like || subscribing). || || || || || -- || Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com || -- || Author: || INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] || || Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 || San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / || Mailing Lists || || To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message || to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in || the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L || (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may || also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). || -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Mohan, Ross INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list
RE: Galactically OT - job offer from MARTIAN ICECAP
HELP || -Original Message- || From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] || [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] || Sent: Monday, May 21, 2001 4:37 PM || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L || Subject: RE: Galactically OT - job offer from MARTIAN ICECAP || || || Are you stupid? || || Scott Shafer || San Antonio, TX || 210-581-6217 || || -Original Message- || From: Mohan, Ross [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] || Sent: Monday, May 21, 2001 3:26 PM || To:Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L || Subject: Galactically OT - job offer from MARTIAN ICECAP || || Does anyone want to see my Hannibal Lector in a Ponytail and Speedo || Impersonation? || || || -Original Message- || || From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] || || Sent: Monday, May 21, 2001 4:11 PM || || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L || || Subject: Re: OT - RE: job offer from SAUDI ARABIA || || || || || || I'll concede on the users for dietary purposes, but I will || || not budge on the || || Windows OS...frustration can only lead to chaos and || || violence. Besides, || || this is supposed to be Utopia! || || || || I disagree with the restriction of no users. After all, || || what better || || dietary || || plan than all the users you can catch, kill, and eat! || || Otherwise, I'm || || in. || || I can haul some of our ordinance in my F-150 - it'll even || || be dry with the || || hardtop on the bed... || || || || Scott Shafer || || San Antonio, TX || || 210-581-6217 || || || || -Original Message- || || From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] || || Sent: Friday, May 18, 2001 2:56 PM || || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L || || Subject:RE: job offer from SAUDI ARABIA || || || || That sounds great! So far it's me, you, and Kevin. I || || think the three || || of || || us can take the island. I drive a Land Rover, so I'll || || bring it. Once || || we || || have raised our flag at HQ and have all the locals || || assimilated, we can || || send || || for our families. I like the idea of naming the || natives with || || keywords. I || || || || guess for the really important ones, we can use the || background || || processes...Hey SMON, what's good to eat around here? || || No PMON, we || || don't || || eat grub worms... || || || || Correct me if I'm wrong, but was it you that had a || || Canuck brother that || || can || || || || assist with the beer brewing? We may need him on the || || operation as || || well. || || I've got 5 gallons of a Bass Ale clone in the secondary || || fermenter as we || || speak. Once we establish beachhead and HQ, we must || || organize the locals || || to || || || || set up the brewery. Instead of a monetary society, all || || transactions || || shall || || || || be bound by beer...this is going to be a great place! || || || || Jim || || || || LoL!! I like the idea of airlifting in our Urban || ||Assault Vehicles. We can establish a beachhead at 0600. || ||Recon should take the better part of the morning, and we || ||can spend the rest of the time indoctrinating the locals. || || || ||Let's rename each of the natives with a keyword || from the Oracle || ||reserved keyword list. Then, we could reward them || when they || ||unwittingly line up in a syntactically correct fashion. || || || || -- || || Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com || || -- || || Author: || ||INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] || || || || Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: || (858) 538-5051 || || San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / || || Mailing Lists || || || || || || || To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an || E-Mail message || || to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of || 'ListGuru') and in || || the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L || || (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed || from). You may || || also send the HELP command for other information (like || || subscribing). || || || || || || || || || || -- || || Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com || || -- || || Author: || || INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] || || || || Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: || (858) 538-5051 || || San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / || || Mailing Lists || || || || || To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an || E-Mail message || || to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of || 'ListGuru') and in || || the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L
Re: Galactically OT - job offer from MARTIAN ICECAP
ooh ooh --- not me :) From: Mohan, Ross [EMAIL PROTECTED] Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Galactically OT - job offer from MARTIAN ICECAP Date: Mon, 21 May 2001 12:25:32 -0800 Does anyone want to see my Hannibal Lector in a Ponytail and Speedo Impersonation? || -Original Message- || From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] || Sent: Monday, May 21, 2001 4:11 PM || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L || Subject: Re: OT - RE: job offer from SAUDI ARABIA || || || I'll concede on the users for dietary purposes, but I will || not budge on the || Windows OS...frustration can only lead to chaos and || violence. Besides, || this is supposed to be Utopia! || || I disagree with the restriction of no users. After all, || what better || dietary || plan than all the users you can catch, kill, and eat! || Otherwise, I'm || in. || I can haul some of our ordinance in my F-150 - it'll even || be dry with the || hardtop on the bed... || || Scott Shafer || San Antonio, TX || 210-581-6217 || || -Original Message- || From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] || Sent: Friday, May 18, 2001 2:56 PM || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L || Subject:RE: job offer from SAUDI ARABIA || || That sounds great! So far it's me, you, and Kevin. I || think the three || of || us can take the island. I drive a Land Rover, so I'll || bring it. Once || we || have raised our flag at HQ and have all the locals || assimilated, we can || send || for our families. I like the idea of naming the natives with || keywords. I || || guess for the really important ones, we can use the background || processes...Hey SMON, what's good to eat around here? || No PMON, we || don't || eat grub worms... || || Correct me if I'm wrong, but was it you that had a || Canuck brother that || can || || assist with the beer brewing? We may need him on the || operation as || well. || I've got 5 gallons of a Bass Ale clone in the secondary || fermenter as we || speak. Once we establish beachhead and HQ, we must || organize the locals || to || || set up the brewery. Instead of a monetary society, all || transactions || shall || || be bound by beer...this is going to be a great place! || || Jim || || LoL!! I like the idea of airlifting in our Urban ||Assault Vehicles. We can establish a beachhead at 0600. ||Recon should take the better part of the morning, and we ||can spend the rest of the time indoctrinating the locals. || ||Let's rename each of the natives with a keyword from the Oracle ||reserved keyword list. Then, we could reward them when they ||unwittingly line up in a syntactically correct fashion. || || -- || Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com || -- || Author: ||INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] || || Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 || San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / || Mailing Lists || || || To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message || to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in || the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L || (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may || also send the HELP command for other information (like || subscribing). || || || || || -- || Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com || -- || Author: || INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] || || Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 || San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / || Mailing Lists || || To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message || to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in || the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L || (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may || also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). || -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Mohan, Ross INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). _ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at
RE: Galactically OT - job offer from MARTIAN ICECAP
On Mon, 21 May 2001,Mohan, Ross scribbled on the wall in glitter crayon: -HELP Ross, there is no help for you!;-) -- Bill Thater Certifiable ORACLE DBA Telergy, Inc.[EMAIL PROTECTED] ~~ You gotta program like you don't need the money, You gotta compile like you'll never get hurt, You gotta run like there's nobody watching, It's gotta come from the heart if you want it to work. ~~ It's kind of fun to do the impossible. -- Walt Disney -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Thater, William INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
