RE: Why is there air?

2001-03-26 Thread jkstill

On Thu, 22 Mar 2001, Maser, Donna  (SEA) wrote:

 Jared,
   I am still waiting/hoping for an answer...
   Why IS there air?
 - Donna


It's to dilute the output from grain eating
methane dispensers.

Jared


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RE: Why is there air?

2001-03-23 Thread Ron Rogers

To fill a Basket Ball!!!

 [EMAIL PROTECTED] 03/22/01 06:35PM 
Jared,
  I am still waiting/hoping for an answer...
  Why IS there air?
- Donna

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Re: Why is there air?

2001-03-23 Thread Scott Canaan

Actually, the way Bill Cosby says it is: Any phys ed major knows why
there's air: to blow up basketballs, footballs, and soccer balls.

Ron Rogers wrote:

 To fill a Basket Ball!!!

  [EMAIL PROTECTED] 03/22/01 06:35PM 
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   Why IS there air?
 - Donna

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RE: Why is there air?

2001-03-23 Thread Adams, Matthew (GEA, 088130)
Title: RE: Why is there air?





Actually, in the Bill Cosby routine this
is taken from, I beleive the gym teacher
say volleyball, not basketball.


(I'll listen to it again when I get home tonight ;)



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Re: Why is there air?

2001-03-22 Thread Thater, William

"Jack C. Applewhite" wrote:
 
 Jared,
 
 I wholeheartedly agree that this forum is invaluable for its
 technical focus and intend to promote and support it as
 such.  Perhaps there have been a few too many Off Topic
 postings lately.  However, as wonderful and multi-faceted as
 the Oracle RDBMS and its inherent  challenges may be,
 sometimes a little "horse-play" helps solidify our
 "community" as well.

as some of you [OK as one of you] know i'm currently having both user
issues and damagement issues here at work.  and being at a startup i
don't get to go to training [except this year they're sending me to
IOUG, somebody must have missed that one.;-)] so i look at this list as
a place to a) learn, b) hang out with people who "get it".  to me it's
the next best thing to actually working with jack, or rachel, or jared,
or steve, or insert resident list genius name here and if i'm lucky i
just might turn into a decent DBA.

but the list without the OT just wouldn't be the same, it kind of makes
everyone more "real".  and gives me the smile i don't get anyplace else.

me i vote for both.;-)  

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RE: Why is there air?

2001-03-22 Thread Maser, Donna (SEA)

Jared,
  I am still waiting/hoping for an answer...
  Why IS there air?
- Donna

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Sent: Thursday, March 22, 2001 11:46 AM
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Hmmm

I thought my post said that I was in no way trying
to discourage off-topic posts.

Maybe I wasn't clear?  And I've always considered
my articulate.  :)

Oh well.

I was not trying to put a stop to off topic posts, I
was merely reminding everyone that this forum is a
valuable troubleshooting, tech support and educational
resource for many people.

If you want to segue from chocolate to carpet bombing
foreign countries, go ahead, although your analyst may
find it more interesting than I do. :)

Let's just remember that there *is* a technical side
to this forum as well.

Well, *this* post appears fairly innocuous, maybe I
won't get flamed. ;)  ( just kidding, Jack and Bill )

Jared



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Re: Why is there air?

2001-03-22 Thread jkstill

On Thu, 22 Mar 2001 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 Maybe I wasn't clear?  And I've always considered
 my articulate.  :)
  ^^

Guess my assumption was incorrect. :)

Jared


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RE: Why is there air?

2001-03-22 Thread Steve Orr

To burn up Mir so it doesn't bonk us on the head... 
Oops, need more air... Where's my hardhat?


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Donna (SEA)
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Jared,
  I am still waiting/hoping for an answer...
  Why IS there air?
- Donna

-Original Message-
Sent: Thursday, March 22, 2001 11:46 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L

Hmmm

I thought my post said that I was in no way trying
to discourage off-topic posts.

Maybe I wasn't clear?  And I've always considered
my articulate.  :)

Oh well.

I was not trying to put a stop to off topic posts, I
was merely reminding everyone that this forum is a
valuable troubleshooting, tech support and educational
resource for many people.

If you want to segue from chocolate to carpet bombing
foreign countries, go ahead, although your analyst may
find it more interesting than I do. :)

Let's just remember that there *is* a technical side
to this forum as well.

Well, *this* post appears fairly innocuous, maybe I
won't get flamed. ;)  ( just kidding, Jack and Bill )

Jared


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RE: Why is there air?

2001-03-22 Thread Jacques Kilchoer
Title: RE: Why is there air?





 -Original Message-
 From: Maser, Donna (SEA) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 
 I am still waiting/hoping for an answer...
 Why IS there air?



The solar nebula which formed the solar system was composed of a gas cloud rich in volatiles (aka primordial gases). One portion of the this cloud became dense enough to attract by gravitation the particles around it, and hey presto, the sun was formed. As material in the gas cloud surrounding the sun cooled, chunks of rock formed the planets. These chunks of rock, if large enough, would accumulate an atmosphere if the volatile gases surrounding them were cool enough. The escape velocity for Earth is approximately 11 kilometres per second, so any gas molecules passing near the earth at a lower speed would have been captured and remained to form the earth's atmosphere. Additionally, some volatiles adhering to the surface of the solid particles gathering to form the Earth would have been incorporated into the solid planet, and those are occasionally released in the atmosphere by outgassing (e.g. volcanoes, submarine hydrothermal vents). Finally, some people propose that components of the Earth's atmosphere may have been delivered through impact with solid bodies (similar to comets) enriched in volatile materials.

That's only the tip of the iceberg. Should I continue? :-)


(thank you to my high school physics teacher and to Encylopedia Britannica)


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RE: Why is there air?

2001-03-22 Thread Norrell, Brian

If there wasn't, we'd all explode like someone jettisoned into space for
cheap thrills in the sci-fi movie of your choice.  Also, the oceans would
vaporize.  This means the fish would be in for a pretty bad day as well, and
there would be no water to clean up the mess made by the 6 billion exploding
people.

Brian Norrell
Manager, MPI Development
QuadraMed
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Irving, TX 75062
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Subject:RE: Why is there air?

Jared,
  I am still waiting/hoping for an answer...
  Why IS there air?
- Donna

-Original Message-
Sent: Thursday, March 22, 2001 11:46 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L




Hmmm

I thought my post said that I was in no way trying
to discourage off-topic posts.

Maybe I wasn't clear?  And I've always considered
my articulate.  :)

Oh well.

I was not trying to put a stop to off topic posts, I
was merely reminding everyone that this forum is a
valuable troubleshooting, tech support and educational
resource for many people.

If you want to segue from chocolate to carpet bombing
foreign countries, go ahead, although your analyst may
find it more interesting than I do. :)

Let's just remember that there *is* a technical side
to this forum as well.

Well, *this* post appears fairly innocuous, maybe I
won't get flamed. ;)  ( just kidding, Jack and Bill )

Jared



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RE: Why is there air?

2001-03-21 Thread Jack C. Applewhite

Jared,

I wholeheartedly agree that this forum is invaluable for its
technical focus and intend to promote and support it as
such.  Perhaps there have been a few too many Off Topic
postings lately.  However, as wonderful and multi-faceted as
the Oracle RDBMS and its inherent  challenges may be,
sometimes a little "horse-play" helps solidify our
"community" as well.

Actually, it seems to me that most everyone who's made OT
postings has more than offset that  with purely technical
ones.  My personal posting ratio is about 4 OT to 13
Technical over the past couple of weeks.

Heck, with our stock portfolios in the tank, reduced Net
Worth, layoffs everywhere, and the most miserable pollen
season in Austin that I can remember, we need a bit of fun!

Anyway, I'll wipe the silly grin off my face, tuck my shirt
back in, sit down, stop passing notes, and get back to work.
But it's been a blast!

Jack


Jack C. Applewhite
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OCP Oracle8 DBA
iNetProfit, Inc.
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Subject line got your attention didn't it?

Some may recognize that line from a Bill Cosby routine.

I thought it might be an attention grabber.

-- the real purpose of this post

Lest we all forget the purpose of the this forum
and others like it, I am posting some comments
that were sent to me.

There is no ulterior motive behind this, i.e. the
recent spate of off-topic posts.

I merely wanted to remind everyone that this list is
an educational resource, and how important this
community is to many folks that run into problems
they don't know how to handle.


Thanks,
Jared

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