Re: [ozmidwifery] Stress!!!

[Pinky McKay]

Hi Laraine,
Thanks - its one of those nights - Saturday - NO-Sleep over ( 3 eleven year
old boys/ sleeping bags on lounge floor/ videos/pillow fights - noisy of
course!) a laugh helps!

This one applies so well to me!!

'And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may =
 be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow'

Pinky




- Original Message -
From: "Laraine Hood" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Saturday, December 07, 2002 11:07 PM
Subject: [ozmidwifery] Stress!!!


>
> > Found this in our local motorcycle newsletter, and thought you'd enjoy a
=
> > giggle
> >
> > A Prayer for the Stressed
> > Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
> > The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
> > & the wisdom to hide the bodies of those People I had to kill today =
> > because they pissed me off.
> >
> > And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may
=
> > be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
> >
> > Help me always to give 100% at work
> > 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40 % on Wed, 20% on Thurs and 5% on =
> > Friday.
> >
> > And help me to remember . when I am having a really bad day, and it
=
> > seems people are really trying to piss me off,=20
> > that it takes 42 muscles to frown=20
> > and only 4 to extend my middle finger   =20
> >
> > Amen.
> >
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> > 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > Found this in our local motorcycle =
> > newsletter, and=20
> > thought you'd enjoy a giggle
> >  
> > A Prayer for the Stressed
> > Grant me the serenity to accept the =
> > things I cannot=20
> > change,
> > The courage to change the things I =
> > cannot=20
> > accept,
> > & the wisdom to hide the bodies of
=
> > those People=20
> > I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
> >  
> > And also, help me to be careful of the
=
> > toes I step=20
> > on today as they may be connected to
=
> > the ass that=20
> > I may have to kiss tomorrow.
> >  
> > Help me always to give 100% at=20
> > work
> > 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40 % on
=
> > Wed, 20% on=20
> > Thurs and 5% on Friday.
> >  
> > And help me to remember . when I am
=
> > having a=20
> > really bad day, and it seems people are really trying to piss me off,=20
> > 
> > that it takes 42 muscles to frown =
> > 
> > and only 4 to extend my middle
finger=20
> >    
> >  
> > Amen.
> >
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> >
> >
>
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[ozmidwifery] Stress!!!

[Laraine Hood]

> Found this in our local motorcycle newsletter, and thought you'd enjoy a =
> giggle
>
> A Prayer for the Stressed
> Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
> The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
> & the wisdom to hide the bodies of those People I had to kill today =
> because they pissed me off.
>
> And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may =
> be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
>
> Help me always to give 100% at work
> 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40 % on Wed, 20% on Thurs and 5% on =
> Friday.
>
> And help me to remember . when I am having a really bad day, and it =
> seems people are really trying to piss me off,=20
> that it takes 42 muscles to frown=20
> and only 4 to extend my middle finger   =20
>
> Amen.
>
> --=_NextPart_000_0009_01C29E2B.BF306F40
> Content-Type: text/html;
> charset="iso-8859-1"
> Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
>
> 
> 
>  charset=3Diso-8859-1">
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Found this in our local motorcycle =
> newsletter, and=20
> thought you'd enjoy a giggle
>  
> A Prayer for the Stressed
> Grant me the serenity to accept the =
> things I cannot=20
> change,
> The courage to change the things I =
> cannot=20
> accept,
> & the wisdom to hide the bodies of =
> those People=20
> I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
>  
> And also, help me to be careful of the =
> toes I step=20
> on today as they may be connected to =
> the ass that=20
> I may have to kiss tomorrow.
>  
> Help me always to give 100% at=20
> work
> 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40 % on =
> Wed, 20% on=20
> Thurs and 5% on Friday.
>  
> And help me to remember . when I am =
> having a=20
> really bad day, and it seems people are really trying to piss me off,=20
> 
> that it takes 42 muscles to frown =
> 
> and only 4 to extend my middle finger=20
>    
>  
> Amen.
>
> --=_NextPart_000_0009_01C29E2B.BF306F40--
>
>

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