For those who are feeling their age.
Luv
Rhonda
YOU'VE HEARD THE SERENITY PRAYER...
GOD GRANT ME THE
SENILITY TO FORGET THE PEOPLE I NEVER LIKED ANYWAY, THE GOOD FORTUNE TO
RUN INTO THE ONES I DO, AND THE EYESIGHT TO TELL THE
DIFFERENCE.
NOW THAT I'M 'OLDER' (BUT REFUSE TO GROW UP), HERE'S
WHAT I'VE DISCOVERED:
1. STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING, AND I STILL
HAVE MOST OF IT. 2. MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED INTO PRUNES AND ALL
BRAN. 3. I FINALLY GOT MY HEAD TOGETHER, NOW MY BODY IS FALLING
APART. 4. FUNNY, I DON'T REMEMBER BEING ABSENT MINDED... 5. FUNNY, I
DON'T REMEMBER BEING ABSENT MINDED... 6. IF ALL IS NOT LOST, WHERE IS
IT? 7. IT IS EASIER TO GET OLDER THAN IT IS TO GET WISER. 8. SOME
DAYS YOU'RE THE DOG; SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE HYDRANT. 9. I WISH THE BUCK
STOPPED HERE; I SURE COULD USE A FEW... 10. KIDS IN THE BACK SEAT CAUSE
ACCIDENTS. 11. ACCIDENTS IN THE BACK SEAT CAUSE KIDS. 12. IT'S HARD
TO MAKE A COMEBACK WHEN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE. 13. THE ONLY TIME
THE WORLD BEATS A PATH TO YOUR DOOR IS WHEN YOU'RE IN THE BATHROOM. 14.
IF GOD WANTED ME TO TOUCH MY TOES, HE WOULD HAVE PUT THEM ON MY
KNEES. 15. WHEN I'M FINALLY HOLDING ALL THE CARDS, WHY DOES EVERYONE
DECIDE TO PLAY CHESS. 16. IT'S NOT HARD TO MEET EXPENSES...THEY'RE
EVERYWHERE. 17. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A RUT AND A GRAVE IS THE
DEPTH. 18. THESE DAYS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME THINKING ABOUT THE
HEREAFTER..I GO SOMEWHERE TO GET SOMETHING AND THEN WONDER WHAT I'M HERE
AFTER. 19. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR
NOT. 20. FUNNY, I DON'T REMEMBER BEING....ABSENT MINDED....
NOW
I THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SEND THIS TO 5 OR 6, MAYBE 10, OH SEND IT TO A
BUNCH OF YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU CAN REMEMBER WHO THEY ARE. THEN
SOMETHING IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, I THINK. MAYBE YOU GET YOUR MEMORY
BACK.
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