Re: [OT] Get ready for an onslaught of limericks!

2018-12-25 Thread Daniel J. Matyola
It is not a limerick, but this old drinking song we sang in the Corps could
easily be adapted to create a lyric about Spacey:

https://mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=74414

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On Mon, Dec 24, 2018 at 8:11 PM P. J. Alling 
wrote:

> They almost write themselves.
>
> On 12/24/2018 3:43 PM, Postmaster wrote:
> > Kevin Spacey has just been charged with sexual assault... in
> > Nantucket.
> >
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Re: [OT] Get ready for an onslaught of limericks!

2018-12-25 Thread ann sanfedele

Har!

ann

On 12/25/2018 9:14 AM, Bob W-PDML wrote:

I thought you wanted a sonnet.

Full oft in Melville's lonely hillock I,
A quondam player lately rejected,
Allowed to roam mine errant lusty eye
That by e'en's fall this spirit be erected.

Thus I sat one night, my Moby Dick
Upon my trouser all limply lying,
When came to the bar, full smartly and quick
A wanton young boy, pretty and sighing.

I bought him beer, we drank by the bucket,
Then with Dutch courage I took up my chance -
Inspired by Ahab, whales and Nantucket,
I grasped the harpoon that tightened his pants.

It's all very well to spear a great whale,
But poking young boys has put me in jail.


On 24 Dec 2018, at 20:43, Postmaster 
mailto:postmas...@robertstech.com>> wrote:

Kevin Spacey has just been charged with sexual assault... in
Nantucket.




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Re: [OT] Get ready for an onslaught of limericks!

2018-12-25 Thread Bob W-PDML
I thought you wanted a sonnet.

Full oft in Melville's lonely hillock I,
A quondam player lately rejected,
Allowed to roam mine errant lusty eye
That by e'en's fall this spirit be erected.

Thus I sat one night, my Moby Dick
Upon my trouser all limply lying,
When came to the bar, full smartly and quick
A wanton young boy, pretty and sighing.

I bought him beer, we drank by the bucket,
Then with Dutch courage I took up my chance -
Inspired by Ahab, whales and Nantucket,
I grasped the harpoon that tightened his pants.

It's all very well to spear a great whale,
But poking young boys has put me in jail.


On 24 Dec 2018, at 20:43, Postmaster 
mailto:postmas...@robertstech.com>> wrote:

Kevin Spacey has just been charged with sexual assault... in
Nantucket.


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Re: [OT] Get ready for an onslaught of limericks!

2018-12-25 Thread Steve Cottrell
On 24/12/18, Postmaster, discombobulated, unleashed:

>Kevin Spacey has just been charged with sexual assault... in
>Nantucket.

There was a young lad from Nantucket
being a cleaner he toted a bucket
an actor quite gay
was passing one day
and showed the young lad where to tuck it



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Re: [OT] Get ready for an onslaught of limericks!

2018-12-24 Thread P. J. Alling

They almost write themselves.

On 12/24/2018 3:43 PM, Postmaster wrote:

Kevin Spacey has just been charged with sexual assault... in
Nantucket.


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Re: [OT] Get ready for an onslaught of limericks!

2018-12-24 Thread mike wilson


> On 24 December 2018 at 20:43 Postmaster  wrote:
> 
> 
> Kevin Spacey has just been charged with sexual assault... in
> Nantucket.


Look out for his OBE for services to verse.

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[OT] Get ready for an onslaught of limericks!

2018-12-24 Thread Postmaster
Kevin Spacey has just been charged with sexual assault... in
Nantucket.

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