> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > The following document - quaint spelling mistakes faithfully preserved - > was recovered from the wall of Drake International's offices in Charles > House, Regent St., London during the occupation by Reclaim the Streets in > support of the Liverpool dockers on 8 Sept. Drake International is the > Canadian company that provides the scabs at Liverpool docks. > > "After hearing the plight of the poor down troden Liverpool dockers the > World Wildlife Fund have decided to declare the dockers an endangered > species. > > "After an extensive survey It has been discovered that there are only 350 > breeding pair left world wide. The World Wildlife Fund are going to set up > a captive breeding program in Knowsley safari park where they can breed > succesfuly without hinderance from the public and the prying media. > > "These poor unfortunate creatures of very low inteligence are beleived to > be decendants from a branch of dinosaur called Dickheadasaurus. They are > now under the protection of the 1984 Wildlife Act. Any person caught > physicaly abusing or extracting urine out of them will be subject to the > full force of the law. > > "Any donations will be gratefuly recieved as the breeding and education > program is going to be very expensive. > > yours sincerely > > Willy Eckerslike" >
