Re: [PHP] array problem + humor (all those with joke allergies beware)

2006-04-23 Thread Dave Goodchild
Tiresome.

On 23/04/06, Brian V Bonini <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> On Sat, 2006-04-22 at 14:16, Jochem Maas wrote:
> > with regard to Suresh - do you, Brian, know how many times he has posted
> similar
> > question to this list this year? (this is the first time he has even
> given
> > an indication that he knows where the manual is let alone opened it btw)
> do you
> > know how many times he's been waiting for a reply/answer? how many times
> people
> > have given him answered? how often he has replied (like saying thank you
> for
> > instance) to anyone of the repsonses to his questions in any form
> whatsovever?
> >
>
> Did you need some recommendations on a new email program? Most have a
> delete button, not sure how the authors of yours missed that
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Re: [PHP] array problem + humor (all those with joke allergies beware)

2006-04-23 Thread Brian V Bonini
On Sat, 2006-04-22 at 14:16, Jochem Maas wrote:
> with regard to Suresh - do you, Brian, know how many times he has posted 
> similar
> question to this list this year? (this is the first time he has even given
> an indication that he knows where the manual is let alone opened it btw) do 
> you
> know how many times he's been waiting for a reply/answer? how many times 
> people
> have given him answered? how often he has replied (like saying thank you for
> instance) to anyone of the repsonses to his questions in any form whatsovever?
> 

Did you need some recommendations on a new email program? Most have a
delete button, not sure how the authors of yours missed that

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Re: [PHP] array problem + humor (all those with joke allergies beware)

2006-04-22 Thread Jochem Maas

thanks Brian.

that site has not worked for, oh, 3 years - I don't see what some broken
code on some site I haven't done anything with in years has got to do
with programmer ethic (or whatever advice you were refering to).
- am I bugging you for a fix?

with regard to Suresh - do you, Brian, know how many times he has posted similar
question to this list this year? (this is the first time he has even given
an indication that he knows where the manual is let alone opened it btw) do you
know how many times he's been waiting for a reply/answer? how many times people
have given him answered? how often he has replied (like saying thank you for
instance) to anyone of the repsonses to his questions in any form whatsovever?

answers: 30+, 30+, 50+, 0

so if you want me to fix some 3y/o unused blog, that my girlfriend has
no time for, your  out of luck.

what was the question again :-)

Brian V Bonini wrote:

Jochem's site:



...



Perhaps you should take some of your own *advice*... ???

[EMAIL PROTECTED] > /dev/null



...


get the feeling I'm picking on you? well your absolutely right,
you non-responding, dumb-question-asking, lack-of-problem-solving-initiative
oddball. Anytime you come to this list I'm going to beat programming ethic
into you until you 'get it' - either you'll end up looking like something
that resembles a real coder OR I'll end up start a inter-continental racewar -
lets see how it pans out.





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Re: [PHP] array problem + humor (all those with joke allergies beware)

2006-04-22 Thread Brian V Bonini
Jochem's site:

<< snip >>
http://iamjochem.com/mariecke/index.php

Mariecke's daily ramblings (almost) in dutch & english... this page is
using output from a drupal system.
If nothing else they have a nice logo. ;)


Warning: main(./../blog/parse.php): failed to open stream: No such file
or directory in /home/sites/com/moulin/iamjochem/www/mariecke/blog.php
on line 24

Warning: main(): Failed opening './../blog/parse.php' for inclusion
(include_path='.:/usr/share/php4:/usr/share/php') in
/home/sites/com/moulin/iamjochem/www/mariecke/blog.php on line 24

Fatal error: Call to undefined function: parse_feed() in
/home/sites/com/moulin/iamjochem/www/mariecke/blog.php on line 25

< // snip >>

Perhaps you should take some of your own *advice*... ???

[EMAIL PROTECTED] > /dev/null

On Sat, 2006-04-22 at 09:48, Jochem Maas wrote:
> suresh kumar wrote:
> >  sorry.earlier i mistyped some values. 
> >
> >   I am facing one project in my project .
> >
> >   this is my  code:
> >
> >   a=array(0=>10,1=>10,2=>40,3=>30,4=>30,5=>10);
> >   b=array();
> >   b=array_unique($a);
> >   print_r($b); 
> >   o/p  getting from above code is  b[0]=10,b[2]=40,b[3]=30,b[5]=10;
> 
> the OUTPUT is not what you say it is - why don't you take 5 seconds
> to cut and paste the *actual* output of print_r() ???
> 
> in fact if your going to send some code - THEN SEND SOME CODE and
> not some hastily typed psuedo code that doesn't run (notice the missing
> dollar signs in front variaous variables??)
> 
> >
> >   but i want the o/p be b[0]=10,b[1]=40,b[2]=30,b[3]=10;
> >
> >   i searched php.net .i am not able to fine any solution.i am breaking 
> > my head for last  5 hours.
> 
> you may have searched but you didn't read very far - in five hours it's
> probably possible to read every about arrays on php.net; but anyway read the 
> following
> 2 pages over and over until you fully understand them - understanding php's
> array datatype is practically the foundation to getting anywhere with php:
> 
> http://php.net/manual/en/language.types.array.php
> http://php.net/manual/en/function.array-values.php
> 
> > i am waiting reply from any one
> 
> tell every one here that your waiting does come accross very well -
> I'd stop saying it if I we're you.
> 
> get the feeling I'm picking on you? well your absolutely right,
> you non-responding, dumb-question-asking, lack-of-problem-solving-initiative
> oddball. Anytime you come to this list I'm going to beat programming ethic
> into you until you 'get it' - either you'll end up looking like something
> that resembles a real coder OR I'll end up start a inter-continental racewar -
> lets see how it pans out.

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Re: [PHP] array problem + humor (all those with joke allergies beware)

2006-04-22 Thread Jochem Maas

suresh kumar wrote:
 sorry.earlier i mistyped some values. 
   
  I am facing one project in my project .
   
  this is my  code:
   
  a=array(0=>10,1=>10,2=>40,3=>30,4=>30,5=>10);

  b=array();
  b=array_unique($a);
  print_r($b); 
  o/p  getting from above code is  b[0]=10,b[2]=40,b[3]=30,b[5]=10;


the OUTPUT is not what you say it is - why don't you take 5 seconds
to cut and paste the *actual* output of print_r() ???

in fact if your going to send some code - THEN SEND SOME CODE and
not some hastily typed psuedo code that doesn't run (notice the missing
dollar signs in front variaous variables??)

   
  but i want the o/p be b[0]=10,b[1]=40,b[2]=30,b[3]=10;
   
  i searched php.net .i am not able to fine any solution.i am breaking 
my head for last  5 hours.


you may have searched but you didn't read very far - in five hours it's
probably possible to read every about arrays on php.net; but anyway read the 
following
2 pages over and over until you fully understand them - understanding php's
array datatype is practically the foundation to getting anywhere with php:

http://php.net/manual/en/language.types.array.php
http://php.net/manual/en/function.array-values.php


i am waiting reply from any one


tell every one here that your waiting does come accross very well -
I'd stop saying it if I we're you.

get the feeling I'm picking on you? well your absolutely right,
you non-responding, dumb-question-asking, lack-of-problem-solving-initiative
oddball. Anytime you come to this list I'm going to beat programming ethic
into you until you 'get it' - either you'll end up looking like something
that resembles a real coder OR I'll end up start a inter-continental racewar -
lets see how it pans out.

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