Kuntree Goaks: Delete at will

1999-02-04 Thread Chris Orlet

Sorry if this has been posted before. A few are worth a second look


Should Be Country Songs:

1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed 

2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye 

3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure 

 4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 

5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? 

 6. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 

7. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2 

8. I Just Sold My Car To A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car
Don't Run, So I  Figure We Got An Even Deal

9. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You 

10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well 

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 

12. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite 

14. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 

15. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back In My Bed As I
Cry Over You

16. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 

17. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now 

18. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) 

19. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus 

20. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him 

21. Please Bypass this Heart

22. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger 

 23. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 



Re: Kuntree Goaks: Delete at will

1999-02-04 Thread \Doug Young aka \\\The Iceman\\\\

19  22 are already recorded.  22 was recorded awhile back, like 2 or 3
years agoby Moonshine willy on Bloodshot if I remember correctly

Iceman

Chris Orlet wrote:

 Sorry if this has been posted before. A few are worth a second look

 Should Be Country Songs:

 1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

 2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

 3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

  4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

 5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

  6. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

 7. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2

 8. I Just Sold My Car To A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car
 Don't Run, So I  Figure We Got An Even Deal

 9. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

 10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

 12. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

 13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite

 14. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

 15. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back In My Bed As I
 Cry Over You

 16. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

 17. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

 18. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

 19. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

 20. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

 21. Please Bypass this Heart

 22. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

  23. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly



RE: Kuntree Goaks: Delete at will

1999-02-04 Thread Jon Weisberger

 19  22 are already recorded.

A bunch have already been recorded, though without scanning the list again
I'd say that a couple are lines from, not the titles, of Real Actual Songs.

"I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight" was a #33 in 1967 for Charlie Walker.

Jon Weisberger  Kenton County, KY [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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RE: Kuntree Goaks: Delete at will

1999-02-04 Thread Hanspeter Eggenberger

 Reply to:   RE: Kuntree Goaks: Delete at will
#1 is a Kinky Friedman song.
#18 in german was a hit in GSA in the sixties.



 19  22 are already recorded.

A bunch have already been recorded, though without scanning the list again
I'd say that a couple are lines from, not the titles, of Real Actual Songs.

"I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight" was a #33 in 1967 for Charlie Walker.