Re: Jesus said, I am the way, the truth and the life: no one can come to the Father(God)(in Heaven), but by me. (John 14:6) This means that if you die without trusting in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour you will die in your sins and be forever sepa

2005-05-16 Thread Mike Meyer
[EMAIL PROTECTED] (Mike brown) writes:

 In article [EMAIL PROTECTED], Bubba [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 I'm so glad you've decided what everyone believes
 



 Some of us don't.





 Believe that is.





 In anything in particular.


Everybody should believe in something.






I believe I'll have another beer.


  mike
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2005-05-16 Thread Philippe C. Martin
No need to, just give the guy a glass of water and he'll fix it for you


Mike Meyer wrote:

 [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Mike brown) writes:
 
 In article [EMAIL PROTECTED], Bubba [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 wrote:

 I'm so glad you've decided what everyone believes
 



 Some of us don't.





 Believe that is.





 In anything in particular.
 
 
 Everybody should believe in something.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 I believe I'll have another beer.
 
 
   mike

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2005-05-15 Thread LouisB
hum a few bars and I'll try to pick it up

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 http://www.gotquestions.org/sinners-prayer.html  I saw this site on a
 search directory. Great Resource!
 


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2005-05-15 Thread Mike brown
In article [EMAIL PROTECTED], Bubba [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 I'm so glad you've decided what everyone believes
 



Some of us don't.





Believe that is.





In anything in particular.




MJRB
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Re: Jesus said, I am the way, the truth and the life: no one can come to the Father(God)(in Heaven), but by me. (John 14:6) This means that if you die without trusting in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour you will die in your sins and be forever sepa

2005-05-14 Thread Bubba
I'm so glad you've decided what everyone believes

don freeman [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote in message
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  http://www.gotquestions.org/sinners-prayer.html  I saw this site on a
  search directory. Great Resource!
 


 C'mon, this is the 21st century. Nobody believes that silly story about
 God having a son anymore.

 Think about it. The original story is always the best. The sequel is
 always a commercial rip-off. Frankenstein was literature. Son of
 Frankenstein was silly.

 God impregnates a virgin woman and gives birth to a half man/half god,
 who can walk on water and turn water into wine, but who can't defend
 himself very well at all from the Romans. This story may have sold in
 the past, but not now. We've become too sophisticated for this kind of
 fantasy.



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2005-05-12 Thread Mike brown
I don't give a feather or a fig.

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2005-05-11 Thread MC05

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 The truth is, Jesus should never have torn down the fig tree. He got so
 pissed off at the fig tree for not having figs, even though it wasn't
 fig season. This was not the action of someone who has even a little
 truth and light.

 Imagine if Jesus came back now. I'd hate to see his road rage.

I'm sure he'd drive fine.

But if a fig tree pulled in front of him...woof!!



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2005-05-11 Thread Matt Hayden

MC05 wrote:
 don freeman [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote in message
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  The truth is, Jesus should never have torn down the fig tree. He
got so
  pissed off at the fig tree for not having figs, even though it
wasn't
  fig season. This was not the action of someone who has even a
little
  truth and light.
 
  Imagine if Jesus came back now. I'd hate to see his road rage.

 I'm sure he'd drive fine.

 But if a fig tree pulled in front of him...woof!!
 

What if a fig leaf pulled off in front of him?

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2005-05-11 Thread MC05

Matt Hayden [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote in message
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 MC05 wrote:
  don freeman [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote in message
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   The truth is, Jesus should never have torn down the fig tree. He
 got so
   pissed off at the fig tree for not having figs, even though it
 wasn't
   fig season. This was not the action of someone who has even a
 little
   truth and light.
  
   Imagine if Jesus came back now. I'd hate to see his road rage.
 
  I'm sure he'd drive fine.
 
  But if a fig tree pulled in front of him...woof!!
  

 What if a fig leaf pulled off in front of him?

I suppose he could point at what he saw and wither it.



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2005-05-11 Thread mark
I,too,gave semen from the mount. mark
don freeman [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote in message 
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 I suppose he could point at what he saw and wither it.


 Jesus would then give a sermon from the mount:

 Let the Puritans wear fig leaves over their eyes!
 


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2005-05-11 Thread David Kilpatrick


MC05 wrote:

 Matt Hayden [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote in message
 news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 
MC05 wrote:

don freeman [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote in message
news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]

The truth is, Jesus should never have torn down the fig tree. He

got so

pissed off at the fig tree for not having figs, even though it

wasn't

fig season. This was not the action of someone who has even a

little

truth and light.

Imagine if Jesus came back now. I'd hate to see his road rage.

I'm sure he'd drive fine.

But if a fig tree pulled in front of him...woof!!

What if a fig leaf pulled off in front of him?
 
 
 I suppose he could point at what he saw and wither it.
 
 


The man just liked dried figs. There't nothing more annoying than a fig 
tree which has lost its figs. They squelch underfoot and go rotten on 
the ground and get full of ants.

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