* Steve Fulton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
> The US Secret Service uses a formula devised by a psyciatrist to
> determine the danger level someone poses by their use of exclamation
> marks. Specifically, the number of exclamation marks they use to make
> a point. So, I suggest that this list filter out those messages that
> have this characteristic for everyone's safety.
For better or worse, well-informed sources have also leaked the
following:
* Isreal's Mossad is scanning for capitalization to assess people's IQ;
* Germany's BND is scanning for vowels in order to measure the amount of
Aryan content in a mail;
* MI5 is looking for ASCII art to eliminate the last surviving
Thatcherites.
May I therefore suggest the following (it's for your own good, honey,
trust me...):
g t f ck ng l f y f ck n g d t
