Re: [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the assignments for me.
On Sat, 09 May 2009 12:17:57 -0400, Carl Witthoft c...@witthoft.com wrote: Sorry, but your professor offered me $500 NOT to do your assignments. Actually all he wanted was your name so you could be expelled for plagiarism! -- Bob Doherty __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code.
Re: [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the assignments for me.
Sorry, but your professor offered me $500 NOT to do your assignments. __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code.
Re: [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the assignments for me.
That's typical, my profs used to do this to me all the time. G. On Sat, May 9, 2009 at 6:17 PM, Carl Witthoft c...@witthoft.com wrote: Sorry, but your professor offered me $500 NOT to do your assignments. __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. -- Gabor Csardi gabor.csa...@unil.ch UNIL DGM __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code.
Re: [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the assignments for me.
my guess he might ask for production code but just didn't want to tell the truth here. in some software forums, this kind of things happen all the time :-) On Fri, May 8, 2009 at 12:36 PM, Wacek Kusnierczyk waclaw.marcin.kusnierc...@idi.ntnu.no wrote: Simon Pickett wrote: I bet at least a few people offered their services! It might be an undercover sting operation to weed out the unethical amongst us :-) ... written by some of the r core developers? vQ __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. -- == WenSui Liu Acquisition Risk, Chase Blog : statcompute.spaces.live.com Tough Times Never Last. But Tough People Do. - Robert Schuller __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code.
Re: [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the assignments for me.
I hate to start a whole war about this but isn't there some percent chance ( not much but non zero ) that she's willing to pay the 300.00 so that she can get a nice solution that she can then learn from ? I'm definitely guilty of this behavior as a non-student and i forget to be honest if we was definitely a student but I think she was.  again, not meaning to start a war so no replies preffered or atleast they should be off list ? On May 9, 2009, Gábor Csárdi csa...@rmki.kfki.hu wrote: That's typical, my profs used to do this to me all the time. G. On Sat, May 9, 2009 at 6:17 PM, Carl Witthoft [1]c...@witthoft.com wrote: Sorry, but your professor offered me $500 NOT to do your assignments. __ [2]r-h...@r-project.org mailing list [3]https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide [4]http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. -- Gabor Csardi [5]gabor.csa...@unil.ch UNIL DGM __ [6]r-h...@r-project.org mailing list [7]https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide [8]http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. References 1. mailto:c...@witthoft.com 2. mailto:R-help@r-project.org 3. https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help 4. http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html 5. mailto:gabor.csa...@unil.ch 6. mailto:R-help@r-project.org 7. https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help 8. http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code.
Re: [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the assignments for me.
Homework?... Regards, Yihui -- Yihui Xie xieyi...@gmail.com Phone: +86-(0)10-82509086 Fax: +86-(0)10-82509086 Mobile: +86-15810805877 Homepage: http://www.yihui.name School of Statistics, Room 1037, Mingde Main Building, Renmin University of China, Beijing, 100872, China On Fri, May 8, 2009 at 12:19 PM, ayaku1...@gmail.com ayaku1...@gmail.com wrote: There are six assignments in total. It won't take you long if you were familiar with R. For those who are interested, please send me an email with your profile (your experience with R, how long and how often have you been using it.) I will be paying through paypal. Thanks! __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code.
Re: [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the assignments for me.
On 08/05/2009 2:27 AM, Yihui Xie wrote: Homework?... Looks like it, and also what we call academic misconduct here. It would be enough to get a student expelled... Duncan Murdoch Regards, Yihui -- Yihui Xie xieyi...@gmail.com Phone: +86-(0)10-82509086 Fax: +86-(0)10-82509086 Mobile: +86-15810805877 Homepage: http://www.yihui.name School of Statistics, Room 1037, Mingde Main Building, Renmin University of China, Beijing, 100872, China On Fri, May 8, 2009 at 12:19 PM, ayaku1...@gmail.com ayaku1...@gmail.com wrote: There are six assignments in total. It won't take you long if you were familiar with R. For those who are interested, please send me an email with your profile (your experience with R, how long and how often have you been using it.) I will be paying through paypal. Thanks! __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code.
Re: [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the assignments for me.
ayaku1...@gmail.com wrote: There are six assignments in total. It won't take you long if you were familiar with R. For those who are interested, please send me an email with your profile (your experience with R, how long and how often have you been using it.) I will be paying through paypal. Thanks! If I'd read such a message from one of my students .@._$%§!! Uwe Ligges __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code.
Re: [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the assignments for me.
Shame on you! Steve Friedman Ph. D. Spatial Statistical Analyst Everglades and Dry Tortugas National Park 950 N Krome Ave (3rd Floor) Homestead, Florida 33034 steve_fried...@nps.gov Office (305) 224 - 4282 Fax (305) 224 - 4147 ayaku1...@gmail. com ayaku1...@gmail. To com r-help@r-project.org Sent by: cc r-help-boun...@r- project.org Subject [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the 05/07/2009 09:19 assignments for me. PM MST There are six assignments in total. It won't take you long if you were familiar with R. For those who are interested, please send me an email with your profile (your experience with R, how long and how often have you been using it.) I will be paying through paypal. Thanks! __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code.
Re: [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the assignments for me.
There are six assignments in total. It won't take you long if you were
familiar with R. For those who are interested, please send me an email
with your profile (your experience with R, how long and how often have
you been using it.) I will be paying through paypal. Thanks!
Now see, you made three mistakes here.
First, you asked for help cheating with homework on a mailing list filled
with lecturers. Second, you offered a pitiful amount to do something that
unethical. And thirdly, you violated the rules of the mailing list by not
including commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code.
If you can't even cheat properly, you deserve to fail.
Regards,
Richie.
Mathematical Sciences Unit
HSL
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Re: [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the assignments for me.
The venom from everyone is to be expected here ayaku. While scientific listservs are a bad place to ask for people to do your homework, they are great for getting advice and soliciting tutors. R is a great program and a lot of fun to learn. Why not put your money to better use and hire a local tutor to help you learn something you can use for many things and many years to come? On Fri, May 8, 2009 at 12:19 AM, ayaku1...@gmail.com ayaku1...@gmail.com wrote: There are six assignments in total. It won't take you long if you were familiar with R. For those who are interested, please send me an email with your profile (your experience with R, how long and how often have you been using it.) I will be paying through paypal. Thanks! __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code.
Re: [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the assignments for me.
well..why shame? He doesn't say it's a homework really. On May 8, 4:48 am, steve_fried...@nps.gov wrote: Shame on you! Steve Friedman Ph. D. Spatial Statistical Analyst Everglades and Dry Tortugas National Park 950 N Krome Ave (3rd Floor) Homestead, Florida 33034 steve_fried...@nps.gov Office (305) 224 - 4282 Fax (305) 224 - 4147 ayaku1...@gmail. com ayaku1...@gmail. To com r-h...@r-project.org Sent by: cc r-help-boun...@r- project.org Subject [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the 05/07/2009 09:19 assignments for me. PM MST There are six assignments in total. It won't take you long if you were familiar with R. For those who are interested, please send me an email with your profile (your experience with R, how long and how often have you been using it.) I will be paying through paypal. Thanks! __ r-h...@r-project.org mailing listhttps://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guidehttp://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. __ r-h...@r-project.org mailing listhttps://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guidehttp://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code.
Re: [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the assignments for me.
Tung86 wrote: well..why shame? He doesn't say it's a homework really. indeed; while it might of course have been a serious offer, i can't get rid of the feeling that what we see could also be a deliberate -- and quite successful -- provocation, and that the author might be now having lots of fun reading all that preaching... vQ On May 8, 4:48 am, steve_fried...@nps.gov wrote: Shame on you! Steve Friedman Ph. D. Spatial Statistical Analyst Everglades and Dry Tortugas National Park 950 N Krome Ave (3rd Floor) Homestead, Florida 33034 steve_fried...@nps.gov Office (305) 224 - 4282 Fax (305) 224 - 4147 ayaku1...@gmail. com ayaku1...@gmail. To com r-h...@r-project.org Sent by: cc r-help-boun...@r- project.org Subject [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the 05/07/2009 09:19 assignments for me. PM MST There are six assignments in total. It won't take you long if you were familiar with R. For those who are interested, please send me an email with your profile (your experience with R, how long and how often have you been using it.) I will be paying through paypal. Thanks! __ r-h...@r-project.org mailing listhttps://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guidehttp://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. __ r-h...@r-project.org mailing listhttps://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guidehttp://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. -- --- Wacek Kusnierczyk, MD PhD Email: w...@idi.ntnu.no Phone: +47 73591875, +47 72574609 Department of Computer and Information Science (IDI) Faculty of Information Technology, Mathematics and Electrical Engineering (IME) Norwegian University of Science and Technology (NTNU) Sem Saelands vei 7, 7491 Trondheim, Norway Room itv303 Bioinformatics Gene Regulation Group Department of Cancer Research and Molecular Medicine (IKM) Faculty of Medicine (DMF) Norwegian University of Science and Technology (NTNU) Laboratory Center, Erling Skjalgsons gt. 1, 7030 Trondheim, Norway Room 231.05.060 __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code.
Re: [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the assignments for me.
I bet at least a few people offered their services! It might be an undercover sting operation to weed out the unethical amongst us :-) - Original Message - From: Wacek Kusnierczyk waclaw.marcin.kusnierc...@idi.ntnu.no To: Tung86 wyut...@gmail.com Cc: R help r-h...@stat.math.ethz.ch Sent: Friday, May 08, 2009 3:18 PM Subject: Re: [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the assignments for me. Tung86 wrote: well..why shame? He doesn't say it's a homework really. indeed; while it might of course have been a serious offer, i can't get rid of the feeling that what we see could also be a deliberate -- and quite successful -- provocation, and that the author might be now having lots of fun reading all that preaching... vQ On May 8, 4:48 am, steve_fried...@nps.gov wrote: Shame on you! Steve Friedman Ph. D. Spatial Statistical Analyst Everglades and Dry Tortugas National Park 950 N Krome Ave (3rd Floor) Homestead, Florida 33034 steve_fried...@nps.gov Office (305) 224 - 4282 Fax (305) 224 - 4147 ayaku1...@gmail. com ayaku1...@gmail. To com r-h...@r-project.org Sent by: cc r-help-boun...@r- project.org Subject [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the 05/07/2009 09:19 assignments for me. PM MST There are six assignments in total. It won't take you long if you were familiar with R. For those who are interested, please send me an email with your profile (your experience with R, how long and how often have you been using it.) I will be paying through paypal. Thanks! __ r-h...@r-project.org mailing listhttps://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guidehttp://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. __ r-h...@r-project.org mailing listhttps://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guidehttp://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. -- --- Wacek Kusnierczyk, MD PhD Email: w...@idi.ntnu.no Phone: +47 73591875, +47 72574609 Department of Computer and Information Science (IDI) Faculty of Information Technology, Mathematics and Electrical Engineering (IME) Norwegian University of Science and Technology (NTNU) Sem Saelands vei 7, 7491 Trondheim, Norway Room itv303 Bioinformatics Gene Regulation Group Department of Cancer Research and Molecular Medicine (IKM) Faculty of Medicine (DMF) Norwegian University of Science and Technology (NTNU) Laboratory Center, Erling Skjalgsons gt. 1, 7030 Trondheim, Norway Room 231.05.060 __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code.
Re: [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the assignments for me.
Wacek raises a very valid perspective. I have previously not responded to these requests, and I've seen a bunch. I have thought they were a waste of my time to respond to. In the future I think I'll simpy disregard these requests, because I simply can not crystal ball the true needs of the originator. Steve Steve Friedman Ph. D. Spatial Statistical Analyst Everglades and Dry Tortugas National Park 950 N Krome Ave (3rd Floor) Homestead, Florida 33034 steve_fried...@nps.gov Office (305) 224 - 4282 Fax (305) 224 - 4147 Wacek Kusnierczyk Waclaw.Marcin.Ku snierc...@idi.ntn To u.no Tung86 wyut...@gmail.com Sent by: cc r-help-boun...@r- R help r-h...@stat.math.ethz.ch project.org Subject Re: [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to 05/08/2009 04:18 do the assignments for me. PM ZE2 Tung86 wrote: well..why shame? He doesn't say it's a homework really. indeed; while it might of course have been a serious offer, i can't get rid of the feeling that what we see could also be a deliberate -- and quite successful -- provocation, and that the author might be now having lots of fun reading all that preaching... vQ On May 8, 4:48 am, steve_fried...@nps.gov wrote: Shame on you! Steve Friedman Ph. D. Spatial Statistical Analyst Everglades and Dry Tortugas National Park 950 N Krome Ave (3rd Floor) Homestead, Florida 33034 steve_fried...@nps.gov Office (305) 224 - 4282 Fax (305) 224 - 4147 ayaku1...@gmail. com ayaku1...@gmail. To com r-h...@r-project.org Sent by: cc r-help-boun...@r- project.org Subject [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the 05/07/2009 09:19 assignments for me. PM MST There are six assignments in total. It won't take you long if you were familiar with R. For those who are interested, please send me an email with your profile (your experience with R, how long and how often have you been using it.) I will be paying through paypal. Thanks! __ r-h...@r-project.org mailing listhttps://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guidehttp://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. __ r-h...@r-project.org mailing listhttps://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guidehttp://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. -- --- Wacek Kusnierczyk, MD PhD Email: w...@idi.ntnu.no Phone: +47 73591875, +47 72574609 Department of Computer and Information Science (IDI) Faculty of Information Technology, Mathematics and Electrical Engineering (IME) Norwegian University of Science and Technology (NTNU) Sem Saelands vei 7, 7491 Trondheim, Norway Room itv303 Bioinformatics Gene Regulation Group Department of Cancer Research and Molecular Medicine (IKM) Faculty of Medicine (DMF) Norwegian University of Science and Technology (NTNU) Laboratory Center, Erling Skjalgsons gt. 1, 7030 Trondheim, Norway Room 231.05.060 __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code.
Re: [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the assignments for me.
On Fri, May 8, 2009 at 12:19 AM, ayaku1...@gmail.com ayaku1...@gmail.com wrote: There are six assignments in total. It won't take you long if you were familiar with R. For those who are interested, please send me an email with your profile (your experience with R, how long and how often have you been using it.) I will be paying through paypal. Thanks! __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code. And the crazy thing is that if he went to Amazon and ordered 2 R books with one-day shipping, he could do it himself and probably spend half as much. -- Due to the recession, requests for instant gratification will be deferred until arrears in scheduled gratification have been satisfied. __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code.
Re: [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the assignments for me.
On Fri, May 8, 2009 at 4:06 PM, Mitchell Maltenfort mmal...@gmail.com wrote: And the crazy thing is that if he went to Amazon and ordered 2 R books with one-day shipping, he could do it himself and probably spend half as much. And the crazier thing is that if homework cheats lurked moar then they could probably rewrite their examples so they didn't look like homework and get them done for free by asking nicely here. I might offer $100 and if it looks like homework just get them all wrong. Barry __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code.
Re: [R] I'm offering $300 for someone who know R-programming to do the assignments for me.
Simon Pickett wrote: I bet at least a few people offered their services! It might be an undercover sting operation to weed out the unethical amongst us :-) ... written by some of the r core developers? vQ __ R-help@r-project.org mailing list https://stat.ethz.ch/mailman/listinfo/r-help PLEASE do read the posting guide http://www.R-project.org/posting-guide.html and provide commented, minimal, self-contained, reproducible code.
