[RBW] Re: Advice sought from list

2015-04-01 Thread sameness
Dear Penthouse Letters,

I never thought this could happen to me. I know it sounds like some crazy 
fantasy, but every word is true. One day, out in the tool shed...

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[RBW] Re: Advice sought from list

2015-04-01 Thread 'doc' via RBW Owners Bunch
Dear Perplexed,
 
The root of your problem, if you can admit its a problem, is your riding 
style.  Ascribing to the Rivendell aesthetic, I'm guessing you tend to mash 
without concern for technique or a constant, controlled, application of 
power during your stroke.  While this can provide you with momentary 
gratification, it no doubt will lead to friction and an occassional sense 
of listlessness.  You will tire of your bike, and she, err it, will tire of 
you.  
 
I suggest you approach your riding style with less focus on the 
destination, and more on the journey.  Relax and let the joy of the ride 
develop gradually.  Listen to your bike, and respond when you sense it 
wants to sprint forward.  Most of all, to quote a noted expert in this 
field, just ride.
 
Trust me,
On Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 1:00:00 PM UTC-4, reynoldslugs wrote:

 Dear Rivendell Friends,

  

 I really need some advice, which I hope this group can provide.  I am at 
 my wit’s end and need help.

  

 It’s kind of a long story, but here goes: my wife and I have been happy 
 for many years, of course riding bikes together a great deal.  Lately, 
 though, she has been withdrawn and does not communicate much with me.  She 
 doesn’t want to ride with me much these days, and goes on long rides, which 
 she says are “alone.” However, I have seen her out on the roads with a 
 young, good looking rider.  She is going out more and more often on these 
 long, “solo” rides.

  

 Yesterday she went on a long “ride” - - she said she was going “alone.” In 
 the long lonely hours, I busied myself in the garage, tuning bikes and 
 truing wheels. Late in the afternoon, I was adjusting my derailleur when I 
 happened to glance out the window, and saw her riding up with her 
 “friend.”  They seemed to take their time saying good-by…

  

 I didn’t want them to see me through the window, so I crouched down behind 
 my 1999 Rivendell Road Standard.  As I was kneeling down, I noticed a small 
 crack in the drive-side chainstay.  

  

 My question is, do you guys think the cracked chainstay is a legitimate 
 warranty item? Will Riv “make good” on a repair for me, after all these 
 years?

  

 Signed,

  

 Perplexed in Poughkeepsie


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[RBW] Re: Advice sought from list

2015-04-01 Thread Deacon Patrick
Dear Perplexed,

It depends entirely on the length of your wife's friend's crank.

With abandon,
Patrick

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[RBW] Re: Advice sought from list

2015-04-01 Thread Ron Mc
It still worries me that Bugs in drag is just as attractive as Jessica 
Rabbit.  

On Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 1:04:43 PM UTC-5, Bill Lindsay wrote:

 That broken chainstay is a blessing.  That Rivendell was too darn stiff to 
 start with.  Now it will plane.  Be thankful.  

 On Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 10:00:00 AM UTC-7, reynoldslugs wrote:

 Dear Rivendell Friends,

  

 I really need some advice, which I hope this group can provide.  I am at 
 my wit’s end and need help.

  

 It’s kind of a long story, but here goes: my wife and I have been happy 
 for many years, of course riding bikes together a great deal.  Lately, 
 though, she has been withdrawn and does not communicate much with me.  She 
 doesn’t want to ride with me much these days, and goes on long rides, which 
 she says are “alone.” However, I have seen her out on the roads with a 
 young, good looking rider.  She is going out more and more often on these 
 long, “solo” rides.

  

 Yesterday she went on a long “ride” - - she said she was going “alone.” 
 In the long lonely hours, I busied myself in the garage, tuning bikes and 
 truing wheels. Late in the afternoon, I was adjusting my derailleur when I 
 happened to glance out the window, and saw her riding up with her 
 “friend.”  They seemed to take their time saying good-by…

  

 I didn’t want them to see me through the window, so I crouched down 
 behind my 1999 Rivendell Road Standard.  As I was kneeling down, I noticed 
 a small crack in the drive-side chainstay.  

  

 My question is, do you guys think the cracked chainstay is a legitimate 
 warranty item? Will Riv “make good” on a repair for me, after all these 
 years?

  

 Signed,

  

 Perplexed in Poughkeepsie



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[RBW] Re: Advice sought from list

2015-04-01 Thread Liesl
Oh friends, April fools or no, let's not go down this double entendre'd road 
too far. I for one am still recovering from the whaddaya wear under yer helmet 
fiasco. 

-Riv Chica Warrior

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[RBW] Re: Advice sought from list

2015-04-01 Thread murphyjrfk
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Even-beloved Sheldon- would have his 
work cut out w this group! Lovely stuff.

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[RBW] Re: Advice sought from list

2015-04-01 Thread John
Grant wrote a whole chapter on love  bicycle issues, give him a call and 
ask for his advice.

Unless, of course, you're just crankin' our chains.

John

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[RBW] Re: Advice sought from list

2015-04-01 Thread Surlyprof
 Dear Perplexed in Poughkeepsie,

You need to know the truth.  There is only one way to handle this sort of 
situation.  Sit down with your wife, look her straight in the eye and ask 
the important questions... Can her friend weld?  How good is he good at 
it?

Best of luck that he's certified.

John
(My wife is not allowed to have a friend unless he does drywall!)


On Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 10:00:00 AM UTC-7, reynoldslugs wrote:

 Dear Rivendell Friends,

  

 I really need some advice, which I hope this group can provide.  I am at 
 my wit’s end and need help.

  

 It’s kind of a long story, but here goes: my wife and I have been happy 
 for many years, of course riding bikes together a great deal.  Lately, 
 though, she has been withdrawn and does not communicate much with me.  She 
 doesn’t want to ride with me much these days, and goes on long rides, which 
 she says are “alone.” However, I have seen her out on the roads with a 
 young, good looking rider.  She is going out more and more often on these 
 long, “solo” rides.

  

 Yesterday she went on a long “ride” - - she said she was going “alone.” In 
 the long lonely hours, I busied myself in the garage, tuning bikes and 
 truing wheels. Late in the afternoon, I was adjusting my derailleur when I 
 happened to glance out the window, and saw her riding up with her 
 “friend.”  They seemed to take their time saying good-by…

  

 I didn’t want them to see me through the window, so I crouched down behind 
 my 1999 Rivendell Road Standard.  As I was kneeling down, I noticed a small 
 crack in the drive-side chainstay.  

  

 My question is, do you guys think the cracked chainstay is a legitimate 
 warranty item? Will Riv “make good” on a repair for me, after all these 
 years?

  

 Signed,

  

 Perplexed in Poughkeepsie


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[RBW] Re: Advice sought from list

2015-04-01 Thread Chris in Redding, Ca.
You lucky dog! I am sure she is only looking for a threesome. I consider 
this a healthy development. Go with it and keep us posted. Pics or it 
didn't happen. 

Chris
Redding, Ca.

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[RBW] Re: Advice sought from list

2015-04-01 Thread reynoldslugs
John and friends,

yep, just crackin' your chains.

Happy April Fool's.  I recycle this one every few years and send it to 
Grant and John, this year I included the list.

Thanks for indulging my foolishness.

For the record:

None of my Rivendells have ever cracked or developed any other problem; and 
I hope the joke wasn't offensive to anyone.

(That said, Grant suggested I start using Tiagra, which pretty much took 
care of everything).

thanks all

Was Perplexed, now Proud in Poughkeepsie

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