[TANKS] Re: Asset Recovery Team

2016-08-12 Thread Mike Lyons
If you are traveling with chickens, make sure that your own mask is on 
first before helping your chickens.

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[TANKS] Re: Asset Recovery Team

2016-08-08 Thread Joe Sommer

On Sunday, August 7, 2016 at 5:22:37 PM UTC-4, Frank Pittelli wrote:
>
> Based on that information, Tri-Pact will be sending a well-armed Fast 
> Asset Recovery Team (FART) to recover the stolen asset, using whatever 
> force is necessary to subdue any enemy forces in the area.


All PUFF and Smith Clan assets are instructed to proceed to their
respective fail-safe points, set their CRM-114 Discriminators to code 
OPE and prepare for Wing Attack Plan R - repeat R.  We must 
preserve the Purity of Essence for our beloved Commonwealth.

President Muffley and General Turgidson advise extreme caution.  
They suspect that Tri-Pact's FART will be lead by none-other-than 
Colonel Bat Guano.  Our most courageous officer Major King Kong 
will return for combat toe-to-toe with Guano after he delivers the Goer 
and its Precious cargo to Frank Galikanokus and Johnny Chimpo 
in Vermont.  

Group Captain Lionel Mandrake
Adjutant to General Jack D. Ripper
Commandant, Burpelson AFB

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[TANKS] Re: Asset Recovery Team

2016-08-07 Thread Mike Lyons
From: Asset Surveillance Section
To: Commander, Burpleson AFB
Re: Surveillance report

TOP SECRET

Our cultural attache in Annapolis has obtained a secret video recording of 
a recent Tri-Pact planning session.
BEGIN ROT13 ENCRYPTION
uggc://jjj.lbhghor.pbz/rzorq/4ek8ETN2DTt?ery=0=1
END ROT13 ENCRYPTION

Respectfully,
  F. Latulence, OOD SIGINT OPSEC TPP DUI ROFL

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