This was good. I'm sharing it. Thanks for sending.
Becky
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From: "Alberta Hall"
Sent: Sunday, August 01, 2010 8:32 AM
To:
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Recall Notice
RECALL NOTICE: The
> Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured,
> regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
> central component of the heart.
> This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code
> named
> Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all
> subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed
> "Sub-sequential
> Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is
> primarily expressed.
>
> Some of the symptoms include:
> 1. Loss of direction
> 2. Foul vocal emissions
> 3. Amnesia of origin
> 4. Lack of peace and joy
> 5. Selfish or violent behavior
> 6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
> 7. Fearfulness
> 8. Idolatry
> 9. RebellionThe Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for
> this
> defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of
> charge
> to correct this defect.The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most
> generously
> offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these
> repairs.
> There is no additional fee required.The number to call for repair in
> all
> areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
> Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the
> REPENTANCE
> procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus,
> into the heart component.
>
> No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it
> with:
> 1. Love
> 2. Joy
> 3. Peace
> 4. Pat ience
> 5. Kindness
> 6. Goodness
> 7. Faithfulness
> 8. Gentleness
> 9. Self control
>
> Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions
> Before
> Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
> WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction
> voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
> problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being
> permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
>
> DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action
> will
> have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be
> permitted
> to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank
> you
> for your attention!
>
> - GOD
>
> P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this
> important
> recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!
>
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barnette To: bob criss
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