Re: [OT] Re: Is this a joke????

2001-01-06 Thread James


> Tom, I know this is off-topic, but can I borrow your license key for
> MS-Linux?
>
> I can't get it installed because my 'M' key is broken.
>
> Thanks:)
>
> --
> Edward Dekkers (Director)
> Triple D Computer Services Pty. Ltd.

Hey Dudz,
Does anyone know where I can like download MS-Linux for free?  Like
without paying for it?

h4x0rs ru13!!



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[OT] Re: Is this a joke????

2001-01-05 Thread Edward Dekkers

> off of your PC.  And all the open source people are always talking about
> "free beer", well MS offers an option on MSLinux to install a spigot as a
> peripheral device to actually get the free beer.  MS may make Linux a
> truly world class monopoly.  Wow!

Tom, I know this is off-topic, but can I borrow your license key for
MS-Linux?

I can't get it installed because my 'M' key is broken.

Thanks:)

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re: RE: Is this a joke????

2001-01-05 Thread kabir

I feel sorry for the poor Cubans ,invaded by M$ yuck ;p
If you think thier economy is bad now wait till M$ controls it nyuck nyuck nyuck
M$ cuban cigars no taste and overpriced !



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> ** Original Message follows... 

>
> Obviuosly a clever joke.  Cute.
> 
> -Original Message-From:   James [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Friday, January 05, 2001 11:35 AM
> To:   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject:  Re: Is this a joke
> 
> 
> - Original Message -
> From: "rpjday" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> 
> >
> > > Hi,
> > >
> > > Check out the insanity at:
> > >
> > > http://www.mslinux.org/
> > >
> > > I will never ever ever buy this product.
> >
> > um ... someone needs to do a sense-of-humor check real soon now.
> >
> > rday
> 
> Yeah! No kidding!  I think that little "joke" about sending the poor monkeys
> to Mars is just cruel.  I don't think there is a realistic chance of
> survival for the monkeys, regardless of how well they are trained.  Maybe
> DOJ could add animal cruelty into the other charges against Microsoft.
> 
> Cheers,
> 
> James
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RE: Is this a joke????

2001-01-05 Thread Steven Vacca

Obviuosly a clever joke.  Cute.

-Original Message-
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Sent:   Friday, January 05, 2001 11:35 AM
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Subject:Re: Is this a joke


- Original Message -
From: "rpjday" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

>
> > Hi,
> >
> > Check out the insanity at:
> >
> > http://www.mslinux.org/
> >
> > I will never ever ever buy this product.
>
> um ... someone needs to do a sense-of-humor check real soon now.
>
> rday

Yeah! No kidding!  I think that little "joke" about sending the poor monkeys
to Mars is just cruel.  I don't think there is a realistic chance of
survival for the monkeys, regardless of how well they are trained.  Maybe
DOJ could add animal cruelty into the other charges against Microsoft.

Cheers,

James



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Re: Is this a joke????

2001-01-05 Thread James


- Original Message -
From: "rpjday" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

>
> > Hi,
> >
> > Check out the insanity at:
> >
> > http://www.mslinux.org/
> >
> > I will never ever ever buy this product.
>
> um ... someone needs to do a sense-of-humor check real soon now.
>
> rday

Yeah! No kidding!  I think that little "joke" about sending the poor monkeys
to Mars is just cruel.  I don't think there is a realistic chance of
survival for the monkeys, regardless of how well they are trained.  Maybe
DOJ could add animal cruelty into the other charges against Microsoft.

Cheers,

James



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Re: Is this a joke????

2001-01-05 Thread Luke C Gavel


hehehe, okay, so it was little late last night and 'news' like
this can get someone a little panicky :)  Plus, I'll admit I do
jump to hasty conclusions.

:)
LG

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RE: Is this a joke????

2001-01-05 Thread Burke, Thomas G.

Be careful, once you're drunk, they knock your nuggin & haul you off t
otheir new conglomerate offices in Cuba...

> -Original Message-
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> 
> I don't think it's a joke.  I ordered it last week and it arrived the next
> 
> morning.  After I got it installed, just two mouse clicks were all that 
> was required, do I agree with the license, and what language, I found it 
> to be at least 200% faster than any other distribution.  The most amazing 
> thing was that I was able to run the MS version with the CPU removed from 
> the motherboard.  There are a lot of other great features as well.  With 
> the MS version of Linux running, the PCs power supply works backwards and 
> actually puts power back into the wiring, so you can run your refrigerator
> 
> off of your PC.  And all the open source people are always talking about 
> "free beer", well MS offers an option on MSLinux to install a spigot as a 
> peripheral device to actually get the free beer.  MS may make Linux a 
> truly world class monopoly.  Wow!
> 
> Tom Curl
> Enertex Systems
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
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> 
> It is a joke.  It's been around for a while (the site, that is) and I
> believe there's a disclaimer at the bottom of the web page.
> 
> On Fri, 5 Jan 2001, Luke C Gavel wrote:
> 
> > Hi,
> >
> > Check out the insanity at:
> >
> > http://www.mslinux.org/
> >
> > I will never ever ever buy this product.
> >
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Re: Is this a joke????

2001-01-05 Thread tcurl

I don't think it's a joke.  I ordered it last week and it arrived the next 
morning.  After I got it installed, just two mouse clicks were all that 
was required, do I agree with the license, and what language, I found it 
to be at least 200% faster than any other distribution.  The most amazing 
thing was that I was able to run the MS version with the CPU removed from 
the motherboard.  There are a lot of other great features as well.  With 
the MS version of Linux running, the PCs power supply works backwards and 
actually puts power back into the wiring, so you can run your refrigerator 
off of your PC.  And all the open source people are always talking about 
"free beer", well MS offers an option on MSLinux to install a spigot as a 
peripheral device to actually get the free beer.  MS may make Linux a 
truly world class monopoly.  Wow!

Tom Curl
Enertex Systems





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It is a joke.  It's been around for a while (the site, that is) and I
believe there's a disclaimer at the bottom of the web page.

On Fri, 5 Jan 2001, Luke C Gavel wrote:

> Hi,
>
> Check out the insanity at:
>
> http://www.mslinux.org/
>
> I will never ever ever buy this product.
>
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Re: Is this a joke????

2001-01-05 Thread Donald Carpenter

There is no disclaimer.  all it says at the bottom is Last updated:
Thursday, April 13, 2000 © 2000 Microsoft Corporation. All rights
reserved. Terms of Use.
But if you can't figure out that it's a joke with these stories on it,
then go ahead and try to order it.

Microsoft Invades Cuba
Microsoft's plan to invade cuba and overthrow the government
has succeeded. One Microsoft official said "It's a win-win
situation. The US Government is happy and shuts up the DOJ
while Microsoft institutes a monopoly within Cuba for
everything from computer software to toilet paper. One more
step closer to world domination. Heck, we could feed a whole
development department for the cost of one developer's salary
in the US. They may not know how to create an Operating
System very well, but neither do our US developers."

Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars
Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will be shot
into space in 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony. At a
recent press conference, Bill Gates confirmed, "We are already
training the monkeys to do simple tasks like reboot the space
ship when it blue screens. The space vehicle will be running
our newest product, SpacePod 2004. This product will instruct
the monkeys how to colonize Mars and establish trade with
the Martians. We intend to monopolize this market before
Human travel to Mars is possible."

LMAO
Don

Mike Burger wrote:

> It is a joke.  It's been around for a while (the site, that is) and I
> believe there's a disclaimer at the bottom of the web page.
>
> On Fri, 5 Jan 2001, Luke C Gavel wrote:
>
> > Hi,
> >
> > Check out the insanity at:
> >
> > http://www.mslinux.org/
> >
> > I will never ever ever buy this product.



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Re: Is this a joke????

2001-01-05 Thread Harry Putnam

[EMAIL PROTECTED] (Luke C Gavel) writes:

> Hi,
> 
> Check out the insanity at:
> 
> http://www.mslinux.org/
> 
> I will never ever ever buy this product.

Its not a joke but real.

Maybe you can signup to be one of the MS Monkeys to go to mars in 2005.
Message on that same page has details.  I've heard there is already a
training camp.



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Re: Is this a joke????

2001-01-05 Thread Mike Burger

It is a joke.  It's been around for a while (the site, that is) and I
believe there's a disclaimer at the bottom of the web page.

On Fri, 5 Jan 2001, Luke C Gavel wrote:

> Hi,
>
> Check out the insanity at:
>
> http://www.mslinux.org/
>
> I will never ever ever buy this product.
>
> -- Generated Signature --
> The wonderful thing about a dancing
> bear is not how well he dances,
> but that he dances at all.
> -- End Sig --
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Re: Is this a joke????

2001-01-05 Thread Bernhard Rosenkraenzer

On Fri, 5 Jan 2001, Luke C Gavel wrote:

> Hi,
>
> Check out the insanity at:
>
> http://www.mslinux.org/
>
> I will never ever ever buy this product.

You can safely buy this product. In particular, check out the link to
their "Justice Department".

LLaP
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Re: Is this a joke????

2001-01-05 Thread rpjday

On Fri, 5 Jan 2001, Luke C Gavel wrote:

> Hi,
>
> Check out the insanity at:
>
> http://www.mslinux.org/
>
> I will never ever ever buy this product.

um ... someone needs to do a sense-of-humor check real soon now.

rday

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