Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
You mean the one who got drunk the day his mom got out of prison...or was that Johnny Paycheck? ScR - Original Message - From: "Jeff Todd" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, May 30, 2003 5:33 AM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles > Buncha damn city boys! > > Y'all ain't never heered of David Allen Coe, have ye? > > Slef E. > > - Original Message - > From: "Rick.McMahan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:22 PM > Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles > > > > Merle is about the best drinking companion a man could find. He's my > Mama's > > all-time favorite C&W singer. How about singing along with "Working Man's > > Blues" or his biggest hit "Okie From Muskogee". > > > > Rick > > > > -Original Message- > > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Behalf > > Of SAR > > Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:27 PM > > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles > > > > - Original Message - > > From: "Rick.McMahan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > >I'd likely go with my favorite Merle Haggard tune "Mama's Hungry > > > Eyes" or maybe an old Elvis tune like "Heartbreak Hotel". > > > > IAWTP! 'cept more like "Back to the Barrooms Again", "I think I'll just > stay > > here and > > Drink", "I don't want to sober up tonight", & "Misery and Gin". > > > > Of course, "Lonesome" will do it to. > > > > ScR > > > > > > > > __ > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit > http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > > __ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Couple of Links to Start Your Day
Thompson linebacker Tony Bell, ranked as the No. 6 recruit in the country by Sporting News, said it's because the SEC is in the South. "I think it's because people not wanting a black coach in the SEC -- people from the South," said Bell, who is black and is considering LSU, Auburn, Georgia and Tennessee. "If it was up North or out West it would be a whole different thing." Stover agreed: "It's the South, Southeastern Conference, South; that's letting you know right there. Everybody knows about the South, it's still racist. Nobody is stupid." Okay, so how many other schools (Div IA) have black coaches? ND is the only I can think of and they are not part of a conference! Why the hell is the SEC the problem? Ugh! Devonna Original Message - From: "Joel Perry" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "'BamaFanForever'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "'RollTideFan'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, May 30, 2003 8:05 AM Subject: [RollTideFan] Couple of Links to Start Your Day > > http://makeashorterlink.com/?W243520C4 > Several of Alabama's top black high school football players for the class of > 2004 say they believe that the sidelines of the SEC are segregated because > of racism. But those same players will still consider signing with teams in > what they call the nation's best conference. > Half of the eight prospects interviewed overall -- seven black and one > white -- said they are less likely to go to the University of Alabama > because of its repeated coaching changes, while all of the black players > said they would prefer to be led in college by a black head coach. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Couple of Links to Start Your Day
http://espn.go.com/ncaa/news/2003/0529/1560644.html DESTIN, Fla. -- The Southeastern Conference will distribute more than $100 million in revenues this year, yet another gaudy reflection of the strength of the nation's richest league. Then there are the facts and figures nobody at this week's annual conference meetings wants to discuss. Three of the SEC's 12 schools have football teams on probation. Six more have had football or men's basketball teams under NCAA investigation in the past 24 months. In addition, Alabama is reeling from an embarrassing coaching scandal, and when the Crimson Tide failed to hire a black coach, Jesse Jackson called the conference a bastion for racists. http://makeashorterlink.com/?W243520C4 Several of Alabama's top black high school football players for the class of 2004 say they believe that the sidelines of the SEC are segregated because of racism. But those same players will still consider signing with teams in what they call the nation's best conference. Half of the eight prospects interviewed overall -- seven black and one white -- said they are less likely to go to the University of Alabama because of its repeated coaching changes, while all of the black players said they would prefer to be led in college by a black head coach. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
I agree w/ Javvy and Jobu - Buffett and Sleffie-David Allen Coe, in particular, You Don't Have to Call Me Darling (is that the title?? Drawing a blank). Plus, HW Jr - Family Tradition!! - Original Message - From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "rtf" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 10:31 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles > > Pretend you're good and drunked. And ya feel like singing for all the > world to hear. > > I'd be inclined to pick a Mel Tillis tune (tonight). > > Most other nights, Possum or HW Sr.. > > kurt > > > __ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
From: "Rick.McMahan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Merle is about the best drinking companion a man could find. I donut know if truer words have ever been spoked. kurt __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
Holy Pirates Batman..we agree on Buffett [EMAIL PROTECTED] -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Mike Laborde Sent: Friday, May 30, 2003 1:36 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject:RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles Jimmy Buffett -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of kurt rasmussen Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:32 PM To: rtf Subject: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles Pretend you're good and drunked. And ya feel like singing for all the world to hear. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
I don't have to pretend. It happened at the Talladega race this year. My friend & I sang the BAMA fight song a few hundred times. The people in the motorhome next to us were pretty irritated. They were from Florida. - Original Message - From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "rtf" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 10:31 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles > > Pretend you're good and drunked. And ya feel like singing for all the > world to hear. > > I'd be inclined to pick a Mel Tillis tune (tonight). > > Most other nights, Possum or HW Sr.. > > kurt > > > __ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] UAB settles sexual abuse lawsuit
Slef said: Personally, I think the kids parents need their asses kicked. IAWTP ! __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
Buncha damn city boys! Y'all ain't never heered of David Allen Coe, have ye? Slef E. - Original Message - From: "Rick.McMahan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:22 PM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles > Merle is about the best drinking companion a man could find. He's my Mama's > all-time favorite C&W singer. How about singing along with "Working Man's > Blues" or his biggest hit "Okie From Muskogee". > > Rick > > -Original Message- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf > Of SAR > Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:27 PM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles > > - Original Message - > From: "Rick.McMahan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >I'd likely go with my favorite Merle Haggard tune "Mama's Hungry > > Eyes" or maybe an old Elvis tune like "Heartbreak Hotel". > > IAWTP! 'cept more like "Back to the Barrooms Again", "I think I'll just stay > here and > Drink", "I don't want to sober up tonight", & "Misery and Gin". > > Of course, "Lonesome" will do it to. > > ScR > > > > __ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
Where's my goddang dollar fer that? -- Mike Price & The Yankee (smile when you say that Reb) At 02:35 30-05-03 Friday -0400, Mike Laborde wrote: Jimmy Buffett -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of kurt rasmussen Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:32 PM To: rtf Subject: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles Pretend you're good and drunked. And ya feel like singing for all the world to hear. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
Jimmy Buffett -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of kurt rasmussen Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:32 PM To: rtf Subject: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles Pretend you're good and drunked. And ya feel like singing for all the world to hear. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
At 22:31 29-05-03 Thursday -0500, kurt rasmussen wrote: Pretend you're good and drunked. And ya feel like singing for all the world to hear. I'd be inclined to pick a Mel Tillis tune (tonight). Most other nights, Possum or HW Sr.. kurt Well I ain't got to pretend most nights... I'd just start wit: >God's yellar moon was a' shinin' on the cool clear evenin', God's >little lanterns just a' twinklin' on and off in the heavens and, >like I explained to you once before, I ain't no drinkin' man, But, >temptation got the best of me, and I took a slash... >(wshew!... woah...) > That yellar whiskey runnin' down my throat like honeydew vine >water, and I took another slash. Took another and another and >another. 'fore you knew it I'd downed one whole jug o' that shit >and commenced to get hot flashes. and follow up wit: >The weather is here I wish you were beautiful >My thoughts aren't too clear but don't run away >My girlfriend's a bore, my job is too dutiful >Hell nobody's perfect would you like to play? >I feel together today Things would get worse from there on in. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Irishman (Non-Bama, Roll Tide Anyway!)
Enjoy the joke! Just 92 *freak'in* days till kickoff!!! An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!" "What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look. "The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there again." __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
Merle is about the best drinking companion a man could find. He's my Mama's all-time favorite C&W singer. How about singing along with "Working Man's Blues" or his biggest hit "Okie From Muskogee". Rick -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of SAR Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:27 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles - Original Message - From: "Rick.McMahan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >I'd likely go with my favorite Merle Haggard tune "Mama's Hungry > Eyes" or maybe an old Elvis tune like "Heartbreak Hotel". IAWTP! 'cept more like "Back to the Barrooms Again", "I think I'll just stay here and Drink", "I don't want to sober up tonight", & "Misery and Gin". Of course, "Lonesome" will do it to. ScR __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
- Original Message - From: "Rick.McMahan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >I'd likely go with my favorite Merle Haggard tune "Mama's Hungry > Eyes" or maybe an old Elvis tune like "Heartbreak Hotel". IAWTP! 'cept more like "Back to the Barrooms Again", "I think I'll just stay here and Drink", "I don't want to sober up tonight", & "Misery and Gin". Of course, "Lonesome" will do it to. ScR __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
If I'm just a little drunk I'd probably pick one of my favorite CDB tunes like "The South's Gonna Do It Again", BUTT if I'm really good and drunked as you stated, I'd likely go with my favorite Merle Haggard tune "Mama's Hungry Eyes" or maybe an old Elvis tune like "Heartbreak Hotel". Rick -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of kurt rasmussen Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 10:32 PM To: rtf Subject: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles Pretend you're good and drunked. And ya feel like singing for all the world to hear. I'd be inclined to pick a Mel Tillis tune (tonight). Most other nights, Possum or HW Sr.. kurt __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] jest for giggles
Pretend you're good and drunked. And ya feel like singing for all the world to hear. I'd be inclined to pick a Mel Tillis tune (tonight). Most other nights, Possum or HW Sr.. kurt __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] UAB settles sexual abuse lawsuit
There's plenty of fault to pass around, but I would bet the parents have wished a million times they could rethink the decision to send their daughter away at the age of 15. I would also bet UAB has wished a million times that they had never heard of this young girl. This is just a tragic circumstance for all. Rick -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Jeff Todd Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 5:50 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] UAB settles sexual abuse lawsuit This is the first time I have heard that the girl was 'home-schooled'. Personally, I think the kids parents need their asses kicked. Slef E. - Original Message - From: "SAR" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:03 AM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] UAB settles sexual abuse lawsuit > It's fine with me if'n my young'uns aren't so smart as to graduate from high school at > the age of 13 > > ScR > - Original Message - > From: "Joel Perry" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > .> Brittany Benefield, now 18, sued in 2001, saying she became a sexual > > "plaything" for more than two dozen UAB football and basketball players > > after enrolling. > > Benefield initially sought $40 million in the suit. The complaint at first > > was filed anonymously, but a court ruled her name had to be made public in > > records for the case to proceed. > > Lawyers could not comment because of a gag order. > > The lawsuit contended administrators, coaches and campus police knew of the > > sexual encounters in a UAB dormitory and failed to stop them. The school > > denied the claim. > > Benefield received a high school diploma at 13 after completing a > > home-schooling program. She left UAB in December 2000. > > > > > > > > > > __ > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit > http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > > __ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] UAB settles sexual abuse lawsuit
This is the first time I have heard that the girl was 'home-schooled'. Personally, I think the kids parents need their asses kicked. Slef E. - Original Message - From: "SAR" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:03 AM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] UAB settles sexual abuse lawsuit > It's fine with me if'n my young'uns aren't so smart as to graduate from high school at > the age of 13 > > ScR > - Original Message - > From: "Joel Perry" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > .> Brittany Benefield, now 18, sued in 2001, saying she became a sexual > > "plaything" for more than two dozen UAB football and basketball players > > after enrolling. > > Benefield initially sought $40 million in the suit. The complaint at first > > was filed anonymously, but a court ruled her name had to be made public in > > records for the case to proceed. > > Lawyers could not comment because of a gag order. > > The lawsuit contended administrators, coaches and campus police knew of the > > sexual encounters in a UAB dormitory and failed to stop them. The school > > denied the claim. > > Benefield received a high school diploma at 13 after completing a > > home-schooling program. She left UAB in December 2000. > > > > > > > > > > __ > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit > http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > > __ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Party School Rankings
Terry, do you still think Coach Fran isn't leaving BAMA? JT - Original Message - From: "Terry Pellman" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 8:05 AM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Party School Rankings > > > Got a link Joel? > > > --- "Joel Perry" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >3. University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa > >Students report that "Alabama is a great place if you are looking for a good > >time, from going to the bars, to sitting on the porch with friends, to a > >huge victory party (after football games)." More than a few students, it > >should be noted, mention with pride that 'Bama received a "#2 Party School" > >ranking in a previous ranking of the top party schools. Let's hope they're > >not too crushed at having slipped to #3. > > > >(Obviously this ranking was completed BEFORE Price hit the bar\strip club > >scene.) > > > >Full link: http://encarta.msn.com/collegeArticles/PartyHeartySchools.asp > > > > > > > > > > > >__ > >RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > > >"Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > >To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > _ > TideFans.com: FREE for the BamaNation > > FREE Registration on TideFans.com: > - > FREE Email Address: http://freemail.TideFans.com > FREE WebSpace: http://signup.TideFans.com > FREE Alabama Newsletter: http://TideFans.com/ALWKLY > FREE Message Boards: http://TideFans.com/boards/signup.htm > > > Visit TideFans.com for daily updates on football, recruiting, basketball, baseball, and to share your thoughts in our message boards and chatrooms. Database of all Bama games ever played and more! > > Best of all...EVERYTHING'S FREE! > > _ > Select your own custom email address for FREE! Get [EMAIL PROTECTED] w/No Ads, 6MB, POP & more! http://www.everyone.net/selectmail?campaign=tag > > __ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Now This is really Reality TV!
Sounds more like "Survivor- RollTideFan style" except for the "the Vols suck" part (I think they misspelt "Reagan sucks") and the sticker saying "I'm a soccer Dad" is missing. That'd do it. :-) ScR - Original Message - From: "Devan Orange" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Tennessee is planning to > do its own, entitled "Survivor-Tennessee Style." > > The contestants will start in Jackson, travel up to Big Sandy and on > to Grinders Switch and Hohenwald. Then they will head over to Pulaski and > down to Fayetteville and over to Monteagle. From there they will > proceed up to Tracy City, then back around through Rock Island, > Smithville, and finally end up in Carthage. > > Each will be driving a pink Volvo with Yankee license plates and a > large bumper sticker that reads: > "I'm gay. > I'm a vegetarian. > Beer is harmful to your health. > The Vols suck. > Vote YES for an income tax. > Deer hunting is murder, > and I'm here to confiscate your guns!" > > The first one that makes it to Carthage alive, wins. Good luck to all > contestants!! > > > > > __ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Is this Jobus relative?
Iyam assured that Jobu has Huntsvile Utilities covered. (or un- as the case may be) :-) ScR - Original Message - From: "Steven Johnson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/thongthief1.html > :-). > > RTR > LC > > __ > Do you Yahoo!? > Yahoo! Calendar - Free online calendar with sync to Outlook(TM). > http://calendar.yahoo.com > > __ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Is this Jobus relative?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/thongthief1.html :-). RTR LC __ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Calendar - Free online calendar with sync to Outlook(TM). http://calendar.yahoo.com __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] She's on the jack....
Oh man she could handle my jack needs any timeJamie --- Joel Perry <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030528/168/47ldw.html&e=2&ncid=996 > > > Ok, this is no where for a woman to be. Women need > to be bringing breers and > looking fly = BRYANT And SHULA TWO Great Names ONE Great Tradition __ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Calendar - Free online calendar with sync to Outlook(TM). http://calendar.yahoo.com __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Now This is really Reality TV!
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Tennessee is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor-Tennessee Style." The contestants will start in Jackson, travel up to Big Sandy and on to Grinders Switch and Hohenwald. Then they will head over to Pulaski and down to Fayetteville and over to Monteagle. From there they will proceed up to Tracy City, then back around through Rock Island, Smithville, and finally end up in Carthage. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with Yankee license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a vegetarian. Beer is harmful to your health. The Vols suck. Vote YES for an income tax. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!" The first one that makes it to Carthage alive, wins. Good luck to all contestants!! __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] interesting thread on BAMAMAG.
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[RollTideFan] WANTED TO PURCHASE
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Re: Re: [RollTideFan] UAB settles sexual abuse lawsuit
From: "SAR" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > It's fine with me if'n my young'uns aren't so smart as to graduate from high school > at > the age of 13 IAWTP.. kurt __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] UAB settles sexual abuse lawsuit
It's fine with me if'n my young'uns aren't so smart as to graduate from high school at the age of 13 ScR - Original Message - From: "Joel Perry" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> .> Brittany Benefield, now 18, sued in 2001, saying she became a sexual > "plaything" for more than two dozen UAB football and basketball players > after enrolling. > Benefield initially sought $40 million in the suit. The complaint at first > was filed anonymously, but a court ruled her name had to be made public in > records for the case to proceed. > Lawyers could not comment because of a gag order. > The lawsuit contended administrators, coaches and campus police knew of the > sexual encounters in a UAB dormitory and failed to stop them. The school > denied the claim. > Benefield received a high school diploma at 13 after completing a > home-schooling program. She left UAB in December 2000. > > > > > __ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] (non) Another one
I can just see some of our clients saying this > Jesus and the Redneck > > An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked > the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant > and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" > > The waitress nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of > coffee on him. > > The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He > shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a > cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that > Jesus over there?" > > The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, > "My treat." > > The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on crutches. He > hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet thang. > How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He, too, looked across the > restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" > > The waitress once more allowed as how it certainly was, so the Redneck said > to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, "on my bill." > > As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and said, > "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the strength come > back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door. > > Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your > kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt his back straightening up, > and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of backflips out > the door. > > Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and yelled, > "Don't touch me...I'm drawin' disability!" __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] (non)You're a Redneck When... 2003 Edition!
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[RollTideFan] UAB settles sexual abuse lawsuit
UAB settles sexual abuse lawsuit Associated Press BIRMINGHAM, Ala. -- UAB and a teenager settled a lawsuit that contended she was sexually exploited by numerous athletes after enrolling at age 15. The value of the settlement was not known. The judge sealed records in the case, which he dismissed Thursday. Brittany Benefield, now 18, sued in 2001, saying she became a sexual "plaything" for more than two dozen UAB football and basketball players after enrolling. Benefield initially sought $40 million in the suit. The complaint at first was filed anonymously, but a court ruled her name had to be made public in records for the case to proceed. Lawyers could not comment because of a gag order. The lawsuit contended administrators, coaches and campus police knew of the sexual encounters in a UAB dormitory and failed to stop them. The school denied the claim. Benefield received a high school diploma at 13 after completing a home-schooling program. She left UAB in December 2000. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
