[RollTideFan] BAMA Girls Sports Rule
Tide wins second game vs. Stanford >From staff reports February 08, 2004 PALO ALTO, Calif. | The No. 6 ranked University of Alabama softball team (2-1) waited until late in the game to get its offense going, but was able to pull out a 2-1 eight-inning victory over No. 12 Stanford (1-1) on Saturday. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Winter
Is that VO? :-) RTR LC --- Jeff Todd <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > - Original Message - > From: "Rick McMahan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics > Discussion List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2004 10:27 PM > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Winter > > > > Nice snow sculpture...just 43 days till spring > arrives. > > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > kurt rasmussen wrote: > > > > http://www.rolltidefan.net/Attachments/winter.jpeg > > > > > > Thanks VO!! > > > > > > kurt > > > > > > > > > > __ > > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama > Athletics Discussion List > > > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to > your subscription visit > > > http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > > > > > > > > > > > __ > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics > Discussion List > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to > your subscription visit > http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > __ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics > Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your > subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Finance: Get your refund fast by filing online. http://taxes.yahoo.com/filing.html __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Deere Jobu
Pretty damn disgusting. http://patsmoot/jobu __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Trying Again - Deere Jobu
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Re: [RollTideFan] New neighbor
That social worker must get around...or the children you mentioned do... I've heard about the orange and lemon jello children in 3 states. Sonja - Original Message - From: "Joe Goodson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2004 8:00 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] New neighbor > There are a few kids here in town (twins) named Lemonjello, and Oranjello. > I kid you not. And there is another kid rumored to be named Shithead. Yep, > spelled just like that. A social worker I used to date told me about them. > Joe > "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him > absolutely no good." > - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) > - Original Message - > From: "SHR" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2004 5:27 PM > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] New neighbor > > > > Let's don't even go there... > > > > I can't pronounce the names of any of the FIVE children my 30 year-old, > > single-parent secretary has... > > > > > > Sonja > > > > > > - Original Message - > > From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" > > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2004 1:06 PM > > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] New neighbor > > > > > > > Sound like a couple of bacteria. > > > > > > kurt > > > > > > Jeff Todd wrote: > > > > > > > I ain't never in my dayum life ... there ought to be a law agin that > > kind of nonsense. > > > > > > > > > > > > Jones and his wife, Valerie, are the parents > > > > of 4-year-old twins, Walterius and Waleria. > > > > -- > > > > > > > > Slef E. > > > > > > > > > > > > - Original Message - > > > > From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > To: "rtf" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2004 11:56 AM > > > > Subject: [RollTideFan] New neighbor > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>sorta... It's about 10 min from here, and it's something to see. > > > >> > > > >>kurt > > > >> > > > >>http://www.al.com/printer/printer.ssf?/base/news/107614894749370.xml > > > > > > > > > __ > > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit > > http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > > > > > > > > __ > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit > http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > > > > > __ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] New neighbor
She wouldn't happen to be of African descent, would she? -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of SHR Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2004 5:28 PM To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] New neighbor Let's don't even go there... I can't pronounce the names of any of the FIVE children my 30 year-old, single-parent secretary has... __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] ODL PAT!! (was: Trying Again - Deere Jobu)
1. Go *immediately* to your RTF message board account (control panel) and change your password. I changed the one in the URL below already. JEEZ! 2. Do I really need to bitch about HTML again... -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Pat Smoot Sent: Sunday, February 08, 2004 1:02 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [RollTideFan] Trying Again - Deere Jobu http://www.rolltidefan.net/cgi-bin/Album/album.pl?photo=patsmoot/speedo.jpg; password=IlOvEhUgE;username=patsmoot __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] ODL PAT!! (was: Trying Again - Deere Jobu)
No, just quit worrying about it. Slef E. - Original Message - From: "Mike Laborde" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "'Pat Smoot'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Sunday, February 08, 2004 6:33 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] ODL PAT!! (was: Trying Again - Deere Jobu) 2. Do I really need to bitch about HTML again... __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Deere VO - This one is worse than any of yours
Subject: Choir Practice Visitor's day at the lunatic asylum. All the inmates were standing in the courtyard singing "Ave Maria" and singing it beautifully. Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil. A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached the choir. "I am a retired choir director," he said. "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard." "Yes, I'm very proud of them," said the conductor. "You should take them on tour," said the visitor, "what are they called?" "Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor. Get ready now Here goes. You sure you're prepared for this answer?... "They are the: MORON TAPANAPPLE CHOIR!" __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Deere VO & Sleffie
Three Black Ladies Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane across the ocean. The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some hot pink panties before I gets on that plane." "Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked. The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey gonna find me first." The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange panties." "Why you gonna wear dat?" the others asked. The second lady answered: "Cause if dis here plane is goin' down and I'm floating butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first." The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties..." "What? No panties?!" the others said in disbelief. "Dat's right; you heard me. I'm not wearing any panties," the third lady said, "cause if dis plane goes down, dey always look for dat black box first" __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Deere VO & Sleffie
Thay God knows, woman ... Slef E. :) - Original Message - From: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Sunday, February 08, 2004 8:27 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] Deere VO & Sleffie > Three Black Ladies > > Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane across the ocean. > > The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some > hot pink panties before I gets on that plane." > > "Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked. The first replied, "Cause, > if dat plane goes down and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey > gonna find me first." > > The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange > panties." > > "Why you gonna wear dat?" the others asked. The second lady answered: > "Cause if dis here plane is goin' down and I'm floating butt-up in the > ocean, dey can see me first." > > The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties..." > > "What? No panties?!" the others said in disbelief. "Dat's right; you heard > me. I'm not wearing any panties," the third lady said, "cause if dis plane > goes down, dey always look for dat black box first" > > > > > > __ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] New neighbor
Well, she might get around these days. All I know is what I was told. Joe "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) - Original Message - From: "SHR" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Sunday, February 08, 2004 5:45 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] New neighbor > That social worker must get around...or the children you mentioned do... > > I've heard about the orange and lemon jello children in 3 states. > > Sonja > > > > - Original Message - > From: "Joe Goodson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2004 8:00 PM > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] New neighbor > > > > There are a few kids here in town (twins) named Lemonjello, and Oranjello. > > I kid you not. And there is another kid rumored to be named Shithead. > Yep, > > spelled just like that. A social worker I used to date told me about > them. > > Joe > > "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him > > absolutely no good." > > - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) > > - Original Message - > > From: "SHR" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" > > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2004 5:27 PM > > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] New neighbor > > > > > > > Let's don't even go there... > > > > > > I can't pronounce the names of any of the FIVE children my 30 year-old, > > > single-parent secretary has... > > > > > > > > > Sonja > > > > > > > > > - Original Message - > > > From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" > > > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2004 1:06 PM > > > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] New neighbor > > > > > > > > > > Sound like a couple of bacteria. > > > > > > > > kurt > > > > > > > > Jeff Todd wrote: > > > > > > > > > I ain't never in my dayum life ... there ought to be a law agin that > > > kind of nonsense. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Jones and his wife, Valerie, are the parents > > > > > of 4-year-old twins, Walterius and Waleria. > > > > > -- > > > > > > > > > > Slef E. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > - Original Message - > > > > > From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > > To: "rtf" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > > Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2004 11:56 AM > > > > > Subject: [RollTideFan] New neighbor > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>sorta... It's about 10 min from here, and it's something to see. > > > > >> > > > > >>kurt > > > > >> > > > > >>http://www.al.com/printer/printer.ssf?/base/news/107614894749370.xml > > > > > > > > > > > > __ > > > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > > > > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription > visit > > > http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > > > > > > > > > > > > __ > > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit > > http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > > > > > > > > > > __ > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit > http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > > > > __ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Deere VO & Sleffie
I've tole this sorty beef or I think. Years ago on the TV show 'Password' there was a black lady who was trying to guess the password. The celebrity on the show knew the password was "Deer". So he/she (I donut recall the gender) gave the contestant a clue. The celebrity looked at the word and thought... After much consideration he/she said "Doe" The black lady immediately said "KNOB!" heh... kurt __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Deere VO & Sleffie
RACIST! Slef E. - Original Message - From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Sunday, February 08, 2004 9:47 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Deere VO & Sleffie > I've tole this sorty beef or I think. > > Years ago on the TV show 'Password' there was a black lady who was trying to guess > the password. The celebrity on the show knew the password was "Deer". So he/she (I donut recall the gender) gave the contestant a clue. > > The celebrity looked at the word and thought... > > After much consideration he/she said "Doe" > > The black lady immediately said "KNOB!" > > heh... > > kurt > > > __ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Shaun Alexander is no longer an alternate after finally making the Pro Bowl
Busting through the line for a big gain has never been a problem for Shaun Alexander. Breaking into the NFL's annual all-star shindig in Hawaii proved just a little bit tougher. The Seattle Seahawks running back ran for nearly 2,500 yards and 30 touchdowns in 2001 and 2002 combined, setting league and team records along the way. But both years he was the last back left behind while others made the trip over for the Pro Bowl. And after posting a career high in rushing yards this season, Alexander was again on the alternate list. http://snipurl.com/4dhr Slef E. - Drugs may lead nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net