[RollTideFan] BAMA Girls Sports Rule

2004-02-08 Thread Pat Smoot
Tide wins second game vs. Stanford

>From staff reports
February 08, 2004




PALO ALTO, Calif. | The No. 6 ranked University of Alabama softball team
(2-1) waited until late in the game to get its offense going, but was able
to pull out a 2-1 eight-inning victory over No. 12 Stanford (1-1) on
Saturday.



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Re: [RollTideFan] Winter

2004-02-08 Thread Steven Johnson
Is that VO?  :-)

RTR
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> 
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> > Nice snow sculpture...just 43 days till spring
> arrives.
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> > kurt rasmussen wrote:
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> > >
> > > Thanks VO!!
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> > > kurt
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[RollTideFan] Deere Jobu

2004-02-08 Thread Pat Smoot
Pretty damn disgusting.

http://patsmoot/jobu


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[RollTideFan] Trying Again - Deere Jobu

2004-02-08 Thread Pat Smoot



http://www.rolltidefan.net/cgi-bin/Album/album.pl?photo=patsmoot/speedo.jpg;password=yybLYYGsf0FJ2;username=patsmoot
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Re: [RollTideFan] New neighbor

2004-02-08 Thread SHR
That social worker must get around...or the children you mentioned do...

I've heard about the orange and lemon jello children in 3 states.

Sonja



- Original Message - 
From: "Joe Goodson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2004 8:00 PM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] New neighbor


> There are a few kids here in town (twins) named Lemonjello, and Oranjello.
> I kid you not.  And there is another kid rumored to be named Shithead.
Yep,
> spelled just like that.  A social worker I used to date told me about
them.
> Joe
> "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him
> absolutely no good."
> - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
> - Original Message - 
> From: "SHR" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List"
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2004 5:27 PM
> Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] New neighbor
>
>
> > Let's don't even go there...
> >
> > I can't pronounce the names of any of the FIVE children my 30 year-old,
> > single-parent secretary has...
> >
> >
> > Sonja
> >
> >
> > - Original Message - 
> > From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List"
> > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2004 1:06 PM
> > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] New neighbor
> >
> >
> > > Sound like a couple of bacteria.
> > >
> > > kurt
> > >
> > > Jeff Todd wrote:
> > >
> > > > I ain't never in my dayum life ... there ought to be a law agin that
> > kind of nonsense.
> > > >
> > > > 
> > > > Jones and his wife, Valerie, are the parents
> > > > of 4-year-old twins, Walterius and Waleria.
> > > > --
> > > >
> > > > Slef E.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > - Original Message - 
> > > > From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > > To: "rtf" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > > Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2004 11:56 AM
> > > > Subject: [RollTideFan] New neighbor
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >>sorta...  It's about 10 min from here, and it's something to see.
> > > >>
> > > >>kurt
> > > >>
> > > >>http://www.al.com/printer/printer.ssf?/base/news/107614894749370.xml
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RE: [RollTideFan] New neighbor

2004-02-08 Thread Mike Laborde
She wouldn't happen to be of African descent, would she?



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Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2004 5:28 PM
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Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] New neighbor


Let's don't even go there...

I can't pronounce the names of any of the FIVE children my 30 year-old,
single-parent secretary has...








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[RollTideFan] ODL PAT!! (was: Trying Again - Deere Jobu)

2004-02-08 Thread Mike Laborde
1. Go *immediately* to your RTF message board account (control panel) and
change your password. I changed the one in the URL below already. JEEZ! 

2. Do I really need to bitch about HTML again...


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Sent: Sunday, February 08, 2004 1:02 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: [RollTideFan] Trying Again - Deere Jobu


http://www.rolltidefan.net/cgi-bin/Album/album.pl?photo=patsmoot/speedo.jpg;
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Re: [RollTideFan] ODL PAT!! (was: Trying Again - Deere Jobu)

2004-02-08 Thread Jeff Todd
No, just quit worrying about it.

Slef E.

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Subject: [RollTideFan] ODL PAT!! (was: Trying Again - Deere Jobu)


2. Do I really need to bitch about HTML again...




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[RollTideFan] Deere VO - This one is worse than any of yours

2004-02-08 Thread Pat Smoot
  Subject: Choir Practice





  Visitor's day at the lunatic asylum. All the inmates were standing in the
courtyard singing "Ave Maria" and

  singing it beautifully.

  Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it

  rhythmically with a pencil.

  A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached

  the choir. "I am a retired choir director," he said. "This is one of

  the best choirs I have ever heard."

  "Yes, I'm very proud of them," said the conductor.

  "You should take them on tour," said the visitor, "what are they

  called?"

  "Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor.

  Get ready now



  Here goes.



  You sure you're prepared for this answer?...




  "They are the:



  MORON TAPANAPPLE CHOIR!"



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[RollTideFan] Deere VO & Sleffie

2004-02-08 Thread Pat Smoot
 Three Black Ladies

Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane across the ocean.

 The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some
hot pink panties before I gets on that plane."

 "Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked. The first replied, "Cause,
if dat plane goes down and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey
gonna find me first."

 The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange
panties."

 "Why you gonna wear dat?" the others asked. The second lady answered:
"Cause if dis here plane is goin' down and I'm floating butt-up in the
ocean, dey can see me first."

 The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties..."

 "What? No panties?!" the others said in disbelief. "Dat's right; you heard
me. I'm not wearing any panties," the third lady said, "cause if dis plane
goes down, dey always look for dat black box first"





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Re: [RollTideFan] Deere VO & Sleffie

2004-02-08 Thread Jeff Todd
Thay God knows, woman ...

Slef E. :)

- Original Message - 
From: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Sunday, February 08, 2004 8:27 PM
Subject: [RollTideFan] Deere VO & Sleffie


> Three Black Ladies
>
> Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane across the ocean.
>
>  The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some
> hot pink panties before I gets on that plane."
>
>  "Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked. The first replied, "Cause,
> if dat plane goes down and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey
> gonna find me first."
>
>  The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange
> panties."
>
>  "Why you gonna wear dat?" the others asked. The second lady answered:
> "Cause if dis here plane is goin' down and I'm floating butt-up in the
> ocean, dey can see me first."
>
>  The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties..."
>
>  "What? No panties?!" the others said in disbelief. "Dat's right; you heard
> me. I'm not wearing any panties," the third lady said, "cause if dis plane
> goes down, dey always look for dat black box first"
>
>
>
>
>
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Re: [RollTideFan] New neighbor

2004-02-08 Thread Joe Goodson
Well, she might get around these days.  All I know is what I was
told.
Joe
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him
absolutely no good."
- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
- Original Message - 
From: "SHR" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Sunday, February 08, 2004 5:45 PM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] New neighbor


> That social worker must get around...or the children you mentioned do...
>
> I've heard about the orange and lemon jello children in 3 states.
>
> Sonja
>
>
>
> - Original Message - 
> From: "Joe Goodson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List"
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2004 8:00 PM
> Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] New neighbor
>
>
> > There are a few kids here in town (twins) named Lemonjello, and
Oranjello.
> > I kid you not.  And there is another kid rumored to be named Shithead.
> Yep,
> > spelled just like that.  A social worker I used to date told me about
> them.
> > Joe
> > "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him
> > absolutely no good."
> > - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
> > - Original Message - 
> > From: "SHR" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List"
> > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2004 5:27 PM
> > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] New neighbor
> >
> >
> > > Let's don't even go there...
> > >
> > > I can't pronounce the names of any of the FIVE children my 30
year-old,
> > > single-parent secretary has...
> > >
> > >
> > > Sonja
> > >
> > >
> > > - Original Message - 
> > > From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List"
> > > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2004 1:06 PM
> > > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] New neighbor
> > >
> > >
> > > > Sound like a couple of bacteria.
> > > >
> > > > kurt
> > > >
> > > > Jeff Todd wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > I ain't never in my dayum life ... there ought to be a law agin
that
> > > kind of nonsense.
> > > > >
> > > > > 
> > > > > Jones and his wife, Valerie, are the parents
> > > > > of 4-year-old twins, Walterius and Waleria.
> > > > > --
> > > > >
> > > > > Slef E.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > - Original Message - 
> > > > > From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > > > To: "rtf" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > > > Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2004 11:56 AM
> > > > > Subject: [RollTideFan] New neighbor
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >>sorta...  It's about 10 min from here, and it's something to see.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>kurt
> > > > >>
> > > >
>>http://www.al.com/printer/printer.ssf?/base/news/107614894749370.xml
> > > >
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Re: [RollTideFan] Deere VO & Sleffie

2004-02-08 Thread kr10
I've tole this sorty beef or I think.

Years ago on the TV show 'Password' there was a black lady who was trying to guess the 
password.  The celebrity on the show knew the password was "Deer".  So he/she (I donut 
recall the gender) gave the contestant a clue.

The celebrity looked at the word and thought...  

After much consideration he/she said "Doe"

The black lady immediately said "KNOB!"

heh...

kurt


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Re: [RollTideFan] Deere VO & Sleffie

2004-02-08 Thread Jeff Todd
RACIST!

Slef E.

- Original Message - 
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To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Sunday, February 08, 2004 9:47 PM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Deere VO & Sleffie


> I've tole this sorty beef or I think.
>
> Years ago on the TV show 'Password' there was a black lady who was trying to guess 
> the
password.  The celebrity on the show knew the password was "Deer".  So he/she (I donut 
recall the
gender) gave the contestant a clue.
>
> The celebrity looked at the word and thought...
>
> After much consideration he/she said "Doe"
>
> The black lady immediately said "KNOB!"
>
> heh...
>
> kurt
>
>
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[RollTideFan] Shaun Alexander is no longer an alternate after finally making the Pro Bowl

2004-02-08 Thread Jeff Todd
Busting through the line for a big gain has never been a problem for Shaun Alexander.

Breaking into the NFL's annual all-star shindig in Hawaii proved just a little bit 
tougher.

The Seattle Seahawks running back ran for nearly 2,500 yards and 30 touchdowns in 2001 
and 2002
combined, setting league and team records along the way. But both years he was the 
last back left
behind while others made the trip over for the Pro Bowl.

And after posting a career high in rushing yards this season, Alexander was again on 
the
alternate list.



http://snipurl.com/4dhr

Slef E.

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