Re: [RollTideFan] Chicken

2004-04-16 Thread Jeff Todd
Put the wing tips up to its throat.

So I told it again, except this time in more graphic detail. The damn thing walks up 
to the camera and gives me the "shamey-shamey" with its wing tips! 

Am I to believe there REALLY IS a subservient chicken at that URL? You know, some 
broke college kid trying to make a bock...er, buck. Cuz one time earlier today I told 
it to breakdance, and the damn thing commenced to breaking it down 1980's style! Funky 
Chicken wouldn't nothing but a thang! Tonight I tried the same things and got nothing 
on breakdance, and very little on funky chicken. However, tonight when I told it to 
spank the monkey, it started popping its arse.

Slef E.

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> "chicken sandwich"
> 
> kurt
> 
> Jeff Todd wrote:
> 
> > I typed in "Choke your chicken". Guess what happened?
> > 
> > Slef E.
> > 
> > - Original Message - 
> > From: "Joe Goodson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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> > Sent: Friday, April 16, 2004 5:56 PM
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> > 
> > 
> >>someone has way too much time on their hands
> >>
> >>Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclination,
> >>or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and
> >>evidence.
> >>  - John Adams, in Defense of the British Soldiers on trial for the Boston
> >>Massacre, December 4, 1770
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> >>>http://www.subservientchicken.com/
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> >>>heh..
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Re[2]: [RollTideFan] Chicken

2004-04-16 Thread M Laborde
Friday, April 16, 2004, 7:50:40 PM, you wrote:

JT> I typed in "Choke your chicken". Guess what happened?



Ahh... CRAP! It still says "Javvy" doesn't it?






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Re: [RollTideFan] Chicken

2004-04-16 Thread Joe Goodson
I am not sure what it did, but it must have shut down the website.
LOL
Joe
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclination,
or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and
evidence.
  - John Adams, in Defense of the British Soldiers on trial for the Boston
Massacre, December 4, 1770



- Original Message - 
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<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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> I typed in "Choke your chicken". Guess what happened?
>
> Slef E.
>
> - Original Message - 
> From: "Joe Goodson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Friday, April 16, 2004 5:56 PM
> Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Chicken
>
>
> > someone has way too much time on their hands
> >
> > Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our
inclination,
> > or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts
and
> > evidence.
> >   - John Adams, in Defense of the British Soldiers on trial for the
Boston
> > Massacre, December 4, 1770
> >
> >
> >
> > - Original Message - 
> > From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > To: "rtf" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > Sent: Friday, April 16, 2004 3:05 PM
> > Subject: [RollTideFan] Chicken
> >
> >
> > > http://www.subservientchicken.com/
> > >
> > > heh..
> > >
> > > kurt
> > >
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Re: [RollTideFan] Chicken

2004-04-16 Thread kurt rasmussen
"chicken sandwich"

kurt

Jeff Todd wrote:

I typed in "Choke your chicken". Guess what happened?

Slef E.

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someone has way too much time on their hands

Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclination,
or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and
evidence.
 - John Adams, in Defense of the British Soldiers on trial for the Boston
Massacre, December 4, 1770


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From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "rtf" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2004 3:05 PM
Subject: [RollTideFan] Chicken



http://www.subservientchicken.com/

heh..

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] Chicken

2004-04-16 Thread Jeff Todd
I typed in "Choke your chicken". Guess what happened?

Slef E.

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> someone has way too much time on their hands
> 
> Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclination,
> or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and
> evidence.
>   - John Adams, in Defense of the British Soldiers on trial for the Boston
> Massacre, December 4, 1770
> 
> 
> 
> - Original Message - 
> From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "rtf" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Friday, April 16, 2004 3:05 PM
> Subject: [RollTideFan] Chicken
> 
> 
> > http://www.subservientchicken.com/
> >
> > heh..
> >
> > kurt
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[RollTideFan] (ain't) Krispy Kreme 411

2004-04-16 Thread Jeff Todd
Strawberry Shortcake = THE BOMB!

Slef E.



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Re: [RollTideFan] Chicken

2004-04-16 Thread Joe Goodson
someone has way too much time on their hands

Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclination,
or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and
evidence.
  - John Adams, in Defense of the British Soldiers on trial for the Boston
Massacre, December 4, 1770



- Original Message - 
From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "rtf" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2004 3:05 PM
Subject: [RollTideFan] Chicken


> http://www.subservientchicken.com/
>
> heh..
>
> kurt
>
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Re: [RollTideFan] Take this amazing quiz... non

2004-04-16 Thread Joe Goodson
Hook, line, and sinker.
:-)
Joe
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclination,
or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and
evidence.
  - John Adams, in Defense of the British Soldiers on trial for the Boston
Massacre, December 4, 1770



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[RollTideFan] political

2004-04-16 Thread Joe Goodson
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/thomassowell/ts20040413.shtml

http://www.townhall.com/columnists/thomassowell/ts20040414.shtml


Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclination,
or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and
evidence.
  - John Adams, in Defense of the British Soldiers on trial for the Boston
Massacre, December 4, 1770





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[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (NonBama)

2004-04-16 Thread TIDE1

"His Wife Did His Best Friend"

A guy walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. The bartender
poured
him the drink and the guy drank it down in one gulp.

"Wow," said the bartender. "Something bad must have happened." 

I came home early today, answered the guy. "I went up to the bedroom,
and there was my wife having sex with my best friend."

The bartender poured the dude another triple shot. "This one's on the
house." The guy gulped it down once again. The bartender asked, "Did you
say anything to your wife?"

The guy answered, "Yeah, I walked up to her and told her we were
through. 'Pack your bag's and get out!' I told her."

"What about your friend?" asked the bartender. 

"I looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Bad dog!'"

Woof, woof...  cheers -vo-


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[RollTideFan] Chicken

2004-04-16 Thread kurt rasmussen
http://www.subservientchicken.com/

heh..

kurt

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[RollTideFan] Take this amazing quiz... non

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