[RollTideFan] Meckasun joke

2004-10-26 Thread Jeff Todd
There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for
weeks and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping
for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar,
they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree off in the
distance.
As they get closer they can see that the tree is draped with
rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy
bacon, life giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts.
Hey, Pepe says the first bloke Ees a bacon tree! We're
saved!
You're right, amigo! says Pepe. So Pepe goes on ahead and
runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But
as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound
of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.
His friend quickly drops down on the sand and calls across to
the dying Pepe.
Pepe! Pepe! Que pasa, hombre?
With his dying breath Pepe calls out, Ugh, run, amigo, run!
Ees not a Bacon Tree! Ees a... Ees a...
Yes, Pepe? Ees a what..?
Ees... a... ham bush.
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RE: [RollTideFan] This is fsked up...

2004-10-26 Thread Devan Orange
I have to agree that this would be the perfect time for Stoops to step back
in at UF as the Head Coach.
The team is 4-3 and they can only get better. You would have to think the
reason he did not come in the first place was the expectations Spurrier put
on the team. Now those are gone and Stoops can win there.
Wouldn't you rather be in Florida?

DevO


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krut posted: 

http://msn.foxsports.com/content/view?contentId=273284

RICHARDS: FLORIDA MAKES OFFER TO STOOPS, AND SOURCE SAYS HE'S LIKELY TO 
ACCEPT
BY DARRYL RICHARDS
FOXSports.com
Jan. 6, 2002 4:52 p.m.
Florida has made an offer to Oklahoma coach Bob Stoops and all 
indications are he will accept the position as Steve Spurrier's successor.

Several sources told FOXSports.com that Stoops will receive a multiyear 
contract worth $2.4 million a year. A source close to the Stoops family 
said he couldn't imagine Stoops not taking the job under the 
circumstances.[...]






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Re: [RollTideFan] This is fsked up...

2004-10-26 Thread Jeff Todd
Devan Orange wrote:
Wouldn't you rather be in Florida?
Only if HuGe lived in Oklahoma.
Slef E.
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[RollTideFan] Question

2004-10-26 Thread Rick Mc
So when is Slive, Jesse Jackson, etc., going to put the pressure on UF to 
interview/hire a black football coach? Just wondering not heard nary a word about 
it yet... or should that not surprise any of us folk from the State of Alabama?

Rick



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Re: [RollTideFan] This is fsked up...

2004-10-26 Thread JVWatts



 Devan Orange wrote:
 
  Wouldn't you rather be in Florida?
 
 Only if HuGe lived in Oklahoma.
 
 Slef E.

That would certainly raise the IQ level of both states

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Re: [RollTideFan] Question

2004-10-26 Thread JVWatts
RACISM! RACISM 

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 If you believe in yourself, have dedication and pride, and never quit,
You will always be a winner.
The price of victory is high, but so are the rewards. -- Paul W. Bryant
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To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, October 26, 2004 10:55 AM
Subject: [RollTideFan] Question


 So when is Slive, Jesse Jackson, etc., going to put the pressure on UF to
interview/hire a black football coach? Just wondering not heard nary a
word about it yet... or should that not surprise any of us folk from the
State of Alabama?

 Rick



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