Re: [RollTideFan] Phyllis Spotting
Like her or notthat wasn't funny at alland I wear a cup...!! Red Lew Cipher wrote: One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked Phyllis sitting in the back seat. Where to? he stammered. Gene Stallings' house, answered Phyllis. You got it, he said taking another long glance in the mirror. Phyllis caught him staring at her and asked, Just what the hell are you looking at, buddy? Well ma'am, I noticed that you're completely naked and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare. Phyllis spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, Does *THIS* answer your question? Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, Got anything smaller? _ Express yourself instantly with MSN Messenger! Download today - it's FREE! http://messenger.msn.click-url.com/go/onm00200471ave/direct/01/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
Re: [RollTideFan] Deer Jamie part III
Jamie was smart...all those folks that came to Orlando will be a real part of it in about 1 hour..Charley is going to be right on top of us. Red [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Ain't ya glad ya din't evecuate to parts south afterall? :) kurt __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Age Survey
Sorry Jenny ...67 I am Jenny H. wrote: Well, it seems that I am older that just about every one else: 51 (52 in September). Jenny - Original Message - From: Devonna Snuggs [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Pat Smoot [EMAIL PROTECTED]; RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, June 14, 2004 8:01 AM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Age Survey well, I'm younger than Charles. 35. - Original Message - From: Pat Smoot [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, June 12, 2004 11:45 AM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Age Survey Go play with marbles. Get back to us when you've really really matured. - Original Message - From: Charles [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, June 12, 2004 11:40 AM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Age Survey 36 Charles -Original Message- --- Pat Smoot [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Would everyone please post their truthful age? That includes VO LC. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Deere little jimmie old homo
Go get 'em Pat Pat Smoot wrote: TAKE THAT, MOTHERFUCKER !! 70-67 __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Rut Row..
Big Spring Cafe..wow what amemory that brings back...40 years ago they had the best damm hamburgers (greasy) in the world.. Red McCullough SAR wrote: Hate to tell you, Krut..but, I know for a fact that at least one person in Madison County has died from Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, the human version of mad cow disease. That was several years ago. That was the first I had ever heard of it. His wife explained to me what had been and was happening to him. One cannot imagine what a living hell that is. Ever since that experience, I have feared and paid a great deal of attention to the mad cow thing. You think Alzheimers is bad? Creutzfeldt-Jakob makes Alzheimers look like no big deal, an easy trip ..it is horrible for all involved. Still love Big Spring Cafe though! ScR - Original Message - From: "kurt rasmussen" [EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "rtf" [EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Saturday, January 31, 2004 10:37 AM Subject: [RollTideFan] Rut Row.. > http://www.whnt.com/Global/story.asp?S=1624294nav=1VPtKX0X > > NewsChannel 19's Kym Richardson Reports 1/30/04 > > Autopsy reports show a DeKalb County man died from Creutzfeldt-Jakob > disease, the human version of mad cow disease. > > Charles Farrow, or "Bobby" known to friends became sick in October of > 2001. He began mixing up his words and staggering. Doctors said he had a > mini stroke and he'd be fine. But Farrow continued to get worse. > > Two months later doctors in Birmingham diagnosed him with sporadic > Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease or CJD. Three days after that - he slipped > into a coma. Bobby's wife, Evelyn said, "this is a horrible disease, > they need to find out what it is. In 6 weeks go from a healthy person to > someone in a coma, you can't understand this." > > > "There are cases that are just sporadic, where we just don't know," says > Dr. Richard Spera. Dr. Spera is an infectious disease physician. He says > Creutzfeldt-jakob disease is so rare, medical experts are still baffled > by it. "Something that's very difficult to diagnose, usually done at > autopsy," added Dr. Spera. > > This is what doctors do know. CJD is usually not contagious. In most > cases, like Bobby's, it appears out of nowhere. In 10% of cases it's > inherited through a mutated gene. The few cases that have been diagnosed > in the United State they have not been passed from infected cows to humans. > > Charles Farrow died in November of 2003. When he was buried, his body > had to be wrapped several times to make sure no fluids would leak into > the ground. Apparently after death is when CJD is a risk to anyone who > handles the body. > > > __ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] SHIT FUCK GODDAMN!!!
Let's talk about Bar BQ..You guys should call each other on the phone... this is crazy...no reason to get that carried away. Red Mike Laborde wrote: Embedded: -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of vicki middlebrooks Sent: Saturday, September 27, 2003 10:21 PM To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] SHIT FUCK GODDAMN!!! It doesnt' sound like I'm the one whining, pissing /or moaning about shit... Yes it does. Every post you make is negative and whiny. Please just shut the fuck up. I think you need to get laid (by a man this time). It will improve your sour disposition. YOU are. Umm Yeah, right. I'll bet your alternate line was I'm rubber and you're glue... As far as the FU partyou can only wish that. I wouldn't touch you if the future of the human race depended upon it. I'd pass you off to HuGe but I'd bet even he would pass you up. Go sober up may you have a tremendous headache love affair with john in the morning. It's morning. The sun is up, the sky is blue, a cool breeze is blowing and I have no headache. Sorry to disappoint you. Thanks for playing ($1 to Sonja) Javvy [EMAIL PROTECTED]'t.it.hard.to.type.while.muff.diving.org __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Deer Sonja
Your no traitor...Pat just stirring things up as usual...Evans no big deal..everybody knows whats going on Rick Mc. wrote: The only message that I know of that was forwarded to Evans from RTF was the one that Rusty sent to the list. I forwarded it because I know Bill and knew he would personally email Rusty. Didn't mean to be a traitor or to offend anyone on this list. Roll Tide Anyway!! Rick SAR wrote: - Original Message - From: Pat Smoot [EMAIL PROTECTED] I just wanted you to know that Krut Rick forwarded our emails about Bill Evans to him. Seems like we have traitors on this list too. We've tole you a thousand times...if you can't say something nice then don't say anything at all...see what you get? Now ya'll are sooo embarrassed and shamed. Actually, what is wrong? fergot yer cup? __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] It ain't as long as it has been......
This was a great post Joel. Red Joel Perry wrote: If these links screw up again, you can find the stories at www.al.com and www.tidesports.com or www.espn.com http://tinyurl.com/kgzu On the car radio Saturday, the talk-show host was breathlessly informing the public the Associated Press poll had just been released. Finally, the football season can officially begin. Enough of these idiotic sports magazine polls of every ilk promoting a favorite soteam candidate (see Auburn being ranked No. 1 in The Sporting News). I heard the host get down to Auburn at No. 6 and anxiously listened to the inflections as he got down to 22 ... 23 ... 24 ... and finally TCU at No. 25. No Bama. http://tinyurl.com/kh0t TUSCALOOSA -- If Kenny King and Jarret Johnson were like sleek, powerful Hummers a year ago, their replacements on Alabama's defensive front are the equivalent of Mack trucks. Anthony Bryant and Ahmad Childress don't have to aspire to have their faces carved onto mountains one day; they ARE mountains. http://tinyurl.com/kh0w TUSCALOOSA -- Sitting in a dark meeting room while watching tapes of the most recent practice is a breeze. Coming up with the correct answers to questions fired at him by University of Alabama running backs coach Sparky Woods is not that tough. http://tinyurl.com/kh0z TUSCALOOSA -- If college football recruiting could read like a want ad, the top of Alabama's wish list for next season might shape up like this: Tall, talented pass catchers needed to fill up decimated receiving corps. Great benefits, like catching balls from Brodie Croyle. Positions available immediately. Come to think of it, your average SEC spectator likely is skeptical about the prospects of the current corps of receiv ers trolling the passing lanes at the Capstone. It's a senior-laden group first-year receivers coach Charlie Harbison inherited, but they have their flaws and their limitations. http://tinyurl.com/kh14 TUSCALOOSA - You didn't need Saturday's scrimmage to tell you that Brodie Croyle can throw the ball. Or that Shaud Williams can run with it. Or that Antwan Odom can sack the quarterback. So when Alabama lined up for 117 plays - not counting goal-line work - the coaching staff sought answers to other questions. Among the conclusions: The Crimson Tide has concerns about its receiving corps. And linebacker Derrick Pope could be an emerging star if only he had a position to play. http://tinyurl.com/kh17 TUSCALOOSA - Life has gotten complicated in the last couple of weeks for Alabama defensive coordinator/linebackers coach Joe Kines. It began with losing leading tackler Brooks Daniels at the start of preseason practice, then was compounded by the loss of second-leading tackler Cornelius Wortham to an elbow injury. It's left Kines with Freddie Roach returning as the starter at middle linebacker, sophomore DeMeco Ryans and redshirt freshman Juwan Garth competing to take Daniels' spot and Derrick Pope - who had been battling with Roach - moving to Wortham's spot. http://tinyurl.com/kh19 TUSCALOOSA | Of all the offensive possibilities discussed for this year's University of Alabama football team, yet another one might have emerged from the Crimson Tide's scrimmage on Saturday. Air Shula. http://tinyurl.com/kh1f TUSCALOOSA | The University of Alabama football team wrapped up its final two-a-day practice of 2003 on Monday and will have its third scrimmage of the preseason this afternoon. http://espn.go.com/ncf/preview03/s/alabama.html ESPN outlook on the Tide. Plus links to other SEC teams. http://tinyurl.com/kh1y TUSCALOOSA - A black woman accepted an offer to join one of the University of Alabama's sororities Monday, marking the first time a black woman has been accepted into a traditionally white sorority at UA. Though she spent the day in seclusion and did not issue a statement, friends and family confirmed that Carla Ferguson, a graduate of Tuscaloosa's Central High School, accepted a bid from Gamma Phi Beta sorority. (Sumbunny call Jesse!) __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] where da Queen?
WELCOME BACK I'll be able to sleep tonite [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I'm here Scott. I had to stomp my foot and act like a little...er...what was I called again? b*tch? Yeah, that. I am back nowall is well. Now everyone can Proceed with the insanity that is RTF. RTR! [EMAIL PROTECTED] To unsubscribe from this list just send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a BLANK subject line and the single word UNSUBSCRIBE (without the quotes) in the body or visit http://www.RollTideFan.net To unsubscribe from this list just send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a BLANK subject line and the single word UNSUBSCRIBE (without the quotes) in the body or visit http://www.RollTideFan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] FW: Dumb Vol - Part Deux
I know where you can put that Skoal [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Hey moron, we know you chew redman and drink moonshine. I see you got your dictionary out before you made that last post, but one question for you, who read it for you? To unsubscribe from this list just send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a BLANK subject line and the single word UNSUBSCRIBE (without the quotes) in the body or visit http://www.RollTideFan.net To unsubscribe from this list just send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a BLANK subject line and the single word UNSUBSCRIBE (without the quotes) in the body or visit http://www.RollTideFan.net
Re: [ADMIN] Queenie/[RollTideFan] Organ computer lesson
Can someone please explain what's going on?I have lost track of the characters in this thread. Jason Houston wrote: Sonja left which list? RTF? Why? JRH - Original Message - From: RTF Admin [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2001 5:01 PM Subject: [ADMIN] Queenie/[RollTideFan] Organ computer lesson DROP THIS DAMN THREAD!! NO REASON TO KEEP DREDGING THIS UP. SONJA LEFT THE LIST ANYWAY. -Original Message- From:[EMAIL PROTECTED] son Amen Queen, [...] To unsubscribe from this list just send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a BLANK subject line and the single word UNSUBSCRIBE (without the quotes) in the body or visit http://www.RollTideFan.net To unsubscribe from this list just send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a BLANK subject line and the single word UNSUBSCRIBE (without the quotes) in the body or visit http://www.RollTideFan.net To unsubscribe from this list just send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a BLANK subject line and the single word UNSUBSCRIBE (without the quotes) in the body or visit http://www.RollTideFan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Prediction
BAMA 45 USM 10 Devonna Snuggs wrote: BAMA 35 USM 17 [EMAIL PROTECTED] 11/26/01 04:22PM Bama 38 U S M 13 L J Wood To unsubscribe from this list just send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a BLANK subject line and the single word UNSUBSCRIBE (without the quotes) in the body or visit http://www.RollTideFan.net To unsubscribe from this list just send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a BLANK subject line and the single word UNSUBSCRIBE (without the quotes) in the body or visit http://www.RollTideFan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] (no subject)
use delete key...alot [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: TAKE ME OFF MAILING LIST
Re: [RollTideFan] Fwd: FW: priceless....
Not for me either [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Didn't for me either!! Roll Tide! -Original Message- From: Harbin, Mitch (John M) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2001 11:35 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Fwd: FW: priceless Didn't for me. What kind of file is it (i.e. what kind of application do I need?) -Original Message- From: Devonna Snuggs [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2001 11:21 AM To: Roll Tide Fan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Subject: [RollTideFan] Fwd: FW: priceless I hope this works. RTR!!! To unsubscribe from this list just send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a BLANK subject line and the single word "UNSUBSCRIBE" (without the quotes) in the body or visit http://www.RollTideFan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] The Irony Bowl???
Someone has a warped sense of humor..and we certainly don't need that here.Sorry I was raised alittle different than that. [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: For real, I don't see any humor in this at all. Ok that's my 2 cents. Roll Tide Roll In a message dated 11/19/01 5:56:02 PM Central Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Nothing funny for either side in that one, is there Scott? I agree. Neither of the two intended jabs are 'funny'. bill evans Hartselle, AL [EMAIL PROTECTED] On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 17:35:39 -0600 "Scott Rogers" [EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes: I'm sorry, I see nothing funny RTR (anyway) Scott - Original Message - From: Devan Orange Someone sent me this link and I thought it was funny http://www.al.com/opinion/mobileregister/cartoons/111701_crowe.jpg Visit me on the World Wide Web Hames Family Bama Football Site http://www.ed.hames.net ROLL TIDE ROLL
[RollTideFan] Guessing score contest
Big B: 16 Tractor team : 13 I may be still asleepand this is a dream To unsubscribe from this list just send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a BLANK subject line and the single word UNSUBSCRIBE (without the quotes) in the body or visit http://www.RollTideFan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Crazy question (non-UA)
I get it BAMA peanut butter. Jason Houston wrote: This may sound crazy, but have any of you heard anything about some medical resident/student from UAB being expelled because he tried to smuggle a knife or a gun onto a plane for his own protection? Supposedly he tried to smuggle it on in a peanut jar??? My mom told me this at supper tonight, and I can find nothing about it on any news archives. She claims it was in our local paper Monday or Tuesday. Anyone heard anything along those lines? Is there a link anywhere to an article? Thanks, and sorry for the off-topic goose chase... RTR! JRH To unsubscribe from this list just send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a BLANK subject line and the single word UNSUBSCRIBE (without the quotes) in the body or visit http://www.RollTideFan.net To unsubscribe from this list just send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a BLANK subject line and the single word UNSUBSCRIBE (without the quotes) in the body or visit http://www.RollTideFan.net
