The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a plane crash over the
Atlantic Ocean. Tragically they all died and went to the pearly gates
together. St. Peter was surprised to see them. "Oh, dear! We weren't
expecting you and your quarters aren't ready yet. We can't take you in
and we can't send you back!" Getting an idea, he picked up the celestial
phone and called Lucifer. "I have three gentlemen who are ours, but
their places aren't ready yet. Could you put them up for a couple of
days? I'll owe you one." The Devil reluctantly agreed.
Two days later, St. Peter got a call. "Pete, this is Lucifer. You have
to come get these three guys that are yours. This Pope guy is forgiving
everybody, the Graham fellow is saving everybody, and Oral Roberts has
raised enough money to buy air conditioning!"
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