[RollTideFan] Jest for giggles

2003-08-25 Thread kurt rasmussen
http://home.bellsouth.net/coDataImages/p/Groups/29/29335/folders/96897/653656Nancy.jpg

or

http://snurl.com/I_feel_pretty

kurt

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Re: RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles

2003-05-31 Thread kr10
From: Rick.McMahan [EMAIL PROTECTED]

 Merle is about the best drinking companion a man could find.

I donut know if truer words have ever been spoked. 

kurt


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Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles

2003-05-31 Thread Devonna Snuggs
I agree w/ Javvy and Jobu - Buffett and Sleffie-David Allen Coe, in
particular, You Don't Have to Call Me Darling (is that the title??
Drawing a blank). Plus, HW Jr - Family Tradition!!

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Subject: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles



 Pretend you're good and drunked.  And ya feel like singing for all the
 world to hear.

 I'd be inclined to pick a Mel Tillis tune (tonight).

 Most other nights, Possum or HW Sr..

 kurt


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RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles

2003-05-31 Thread SecFan
Well last night I was belting out the theme from the Love Boat pretty good.
Must have been those Old Navy commercials that are now on the tube that got
it on my mind.

Charlie

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 Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:32 PM
 To: rtf
 Subject: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles



 Pretend you're good and drunked.  And ya feel like singing for all the
 world to hear.

 I'd be inclined to pick a Mel Tillis tune (tonight).

 Most other nights, Possum or HW Sr..

 kurt


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Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles

2003-05-31 Thread Steven Johnson
You don't have to call me Waylon Jennings,
And you don't have to call me Charlie Pride,
And you don't to call me Merle Haggard anymore,
Even though you're on my fighting side,  $1 to David

RTR
LC 
--- Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Buncha damn city boys!
 
 Y'all ain't never heered of David Allen Coe, have
 ye?
 
 Slef E.
 
 - Original Message -
 From: Rick.McMahan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:22 PM
 Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
 
 
  Merle is about the best drinking companion a man
 could find. He's my
 Mama's
  all-time favorite CW singer. How about singing
 along with Working Man's
  Blues or his biggest hit Okie From Muskogee.
 
  Rick
 
  -Original Message-
  From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Behalf
  Of SAR
  Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:27 PM
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
 
  - Original Message -
  From: Rick.McMahan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  I'd likely go with my favorite Merle Haggard tune
 Mama's Hungry
   Eyes or maybe an old Elvis tune like
 Heartbreak Hotel.
 
  IAWTP! 'cept more like Back to the Barrooms
 Again, I think I'll just
 stay
  here and
  Drink, I don't want to sober up tonight,  
 Misery and Gin.
 
  Of course, Lonesome will do it to.
 
  ScR
 
 
 
 

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Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles

2003-05-31 Thread SAR
LMAO!

ScR
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From: SecFan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Well last night I was belting out the theme from the Love Boat pretty good.
 Must have been those Old Navy commercials that are now on the tube that got
 it on my mind.

 Charlie

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  Behalf Of kurt rasmussen
  Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:32 PM
  To: rtf
  Subject: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
 
 
 
  Pretend you're good and drunked.  And ya feel like singing for all the
  world to hear.
 
  I'd be inclined to pick a Mel Tillis tune (tonight).
 
  Most other nights, Possum or HW Sr..
 
  kurt
 
 
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Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles

2003-05-31 Thread Steven Johnson
That was David Alan Coe.  And he went to pick her up
in the rain, but before he could make it to the
station in his pickup truck, she got run over by a
damned ole train.

RTR
LC
--- SAR [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 You mean the one who got drunk the day his mom got
 out of prison...or was that Johnny
 Paycheck?
 
 ScR
 - Original Message - 
 From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Friday, May 30, 2003 5:33 AM
 Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
 
 
  Buncha damn city boys!
 
  Y'all ain't never heered of David Allen Coe, have
 ye?
 
  Slef E.
 
  - Original Message -
  From: Rick.McMahan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:22 PM
  Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
 
 
   Merle is about the best drinking companion a man
 could find. He's my
  Mama's
   all-time favorite CW singer. How about singing
 along with Working Man's
   Blues or his biggest hit Okie From Muskogee.
  
   Rick
  
   -Original Message-
   From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Behalf
   Of SAR
   Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:27 PM
   To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
  
   - Original Message -
   From: Rick.McMahan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   I'd likely go with my favorite Merle Haggard
 tune Mama's Hungry
Eyes or maybe an old Elvis tune like
 Heartbreak Hotel.
  
   IAWTP! 'cept more like Back to the Barrooms
 Again, I think I'll just
  stay
   here and
   Drink, I don't want to sober up tonight,  
 Misery and Gin.
  
   Of course, Lonesome will do it to.
  
   ScR
  
  
  
  

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Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles

2003-05-31 Thread SAR
Then Paycheck was 'Take this job and shove' ...I ain't workin here no more.

ScR

- Original Message - 
From: Steven Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, May 30, 2003 9:01 AM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles


 That was David Alan Coe.  And he went to pick her up
 in the rain, but before he could make it to the
 station in his pickup truck, she got run over by a
 damned ole train.

 RTR
 LC
 --- SAR [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  You mean the one who got drunk the day his mom got
  out of prison...or was that Johnny
  Paycheck?
 
  ScR
  - Original Message - 
  From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Sent: Friday, May 30, 2003 5:33 AM
  Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
 
 
   Buncha damn city boys!
  
   Y'all ain't never heered of David Allen Coe, have
  ye?
  
   Slef E.
  
   - Original Message -
   From: Rick.McMahan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:22 PM
   Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
  
  
Merle is about the best drinking companion a man
  could find. He's my
   Mama's
all-time favorite CW singer. How about singing
  along with Working Man's
Blues or his biggest hit Okie From Muskogee.
   
Rick
   
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
   Behalf
Of SAR
Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:27 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
   
- Original Message -
From: Rick.McMahan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
I'd likely go with my favorite Merle Haggard
  tune Mama's Hungry
 Eyes or maybe an old Elvis tune like
  Heartbreak Hotel.
   
IAWTP! 'cept more like Back to the Barrooms
  Again, I think I'll just
   stay
here and
Drink, I don't want to sober up tonight,  
  Misery and Gin.
   
Of course, Lonesome will do it to.
   
ScR
   
   
   
   
 
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RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles

2003-05-31 Thread Devan Orange
So I'll hang around as long as you will let me.
And I never minded standin' in the rain.
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call mewell I wonder why you don't call me...
You never even call me by my name!

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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Behalf Of Steven Johnson
Sent: Friday, May 30, 2003 8:55 AM
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Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles


You don't have to call me Waylon Jennings,
And you don't have to call me Charlie Pride,
And you don't to call me Merle Haggard anymore,
Even though you're on my fighting side,  $1 to David

RTR
LC 
--- Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Buncha damn city boys!
 
 Y'all ain't never heered of David Allen Coe, have
 ye?
 
 Slef E.
 
 - Original Message -
 From: Rick.McMahan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:22 PM
 Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
 
 
  Merle is about the best drinking companion a man
 could find. He's my
 Mama's
  all-time favorite CW singer. How about singing
 along with Working Man's
  Blues or his biggest hit Okie From Muskogee.
 
  Rick
 
  -Original Message-
  From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Behalf
  Of SAR
  Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:27 PM
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles
 
  - Original Message -
  From: Rick.McMahan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  I'd likely go with my favorite Merle Haggard tune
 Mama's Hungry
   Eyes or maybe an old Elvis tune like
 Heartbreak Hotel.
 
  IAWTP! 'cept more like Back to the Barrooms
 Again, I think I'll just
 stay
  here and
  Drink, I don't want to sober up tonight,  
 Misery and Gin.
 
  Of course, Lonesome will do it to.
 
  ScR
 
 
 
 

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RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles

2003-05-31 Thread Devan Orange
Ci.

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Then Paycheck was 'Take this job and shove' ...I ain't workin here no more.

ScR

- Original Message - 
From: Steven Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, May 30, 2003 9:01 AM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles


 That was David Alan Coe.  And he went to pick her up
 in the rain, but before he could make it to the
 station in his pickup truck, she got run over by a
 damned ole train.

 RTR
 LC



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Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles

2003-05-31 Thread SHR
Possum Rulz!

I cannot believe no one has mentioned the saddest country song ever

He stopped loving her today

ROLL TIDE!
Sonja

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To: rtf [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:31 PM
Subject: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles



 Pretend you're good and drunked.  And ya feel like singing for all the
 world to hear.

 I'd be inclined to pick a Mel Tillis tune (tonight).

 Most other nights, Possum or HW Sr..

 kurt


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RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles

2003-05-31 Thread SecFan



Buncha damn city boys!

Y'all ain't never heered of David Allen Coe, have ye?

Slef E.

Well he did write this classic.

Please Come To Boston 

Please come to Boston for the springtime 
I'm staying here with some friends and they've got lots of room 
You can sell your paintings on the sidewalk 
By a cafe were I hope to be working soon 

Bridge: 
Please come to Boston 
She said No, 
Baby you come home to me. 

Chorus: 
She said Ramblin' boy, won't ya settle down? 
Boston ain't your kinda town 
There ain't no gold and there ain't nobody like me 
I'm the number one fan of a man from Tennessee 

Please come to Denver where the snow falls 
We'll move up into the mountains so high that we can't be found 
Through I love you echoes down the canyon 
And we'll lie awake at night 'til they come back around 

Please come to L.A., we'll live forever 
The California life alone is just too hard to bear 
We'll live in a house that looks out over the ocean 
And we'll see stars fall from the sky, livin' up on the hill.

Actually I kinda liked it.

Charlie




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Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles

2003-05-31 Thread SAR
 Dave Loggins wrote that song. DAC did a remake of it.
 
 Moving on...
 
 This is CLASSIC David Allen Coe...
 
  If That Ain't Country
 
 RECITATION: 
 
 THE OLD MAN WAS COVERED WITH TATTOOS AND SCARS 
 HE GOT SOME IN PRISON AND OTHERS IN BARS 
 THE REST HE GOT WORKIN' ON OLD JUNK CARS-
 IN THE DAYTIME 
 
 THEY LOOKED LIKE TOMBSTONES IN OUR YARD 
 AND I NEVER SEEN HIM WHEN HE WASN'T TIRED- 
 AND MEAN 
 
 HE SOLD USED PARTS TO MAKE ENDS MEET 
 COVERED WITH GREASE FROM HIS HEAD TO HIS FEET 
 CUSSIN' THE SWEAT AND THE TEXAS HEAT-
 AND MUSKEETERS 
 
 AND THE NEIGHBORS SAID WE LIVED LIKE HICKS 
 BUT THEY BRUNG THEIR CARS FOR PA TO FIX-
 ANYHOW 
 
 HE WAS VETERAN-PROUD, TRIED AND TRUE 
 HE'D FOUGHT TILL HIS HEART WAS BLACK AND BLUE 
 DIDN'T KNOW HOW HE'D MADE IT THROUGH- 
 THE HARD TIMES 
 
 HE BOUGHT OUR HOUSE ON THE G.I. BILL 
 BUT IT WASN'T WORTH ALL HE HAD TO KILL- 
 TO GIT IT 
 
 HE DRANK PEARL IN A CAN AND JACK DANIELS BLACK 
 CHEWED TOBACCO FROM A MAIL POUCH SACK 
 HAD AN OLD DOG THAT WAS TRAINED TO ATTACK-
 SOMETIMES 
 
 HE'D GET DRUNK AND MEAN AS A RATTLESNAKE 
 AND THERE WASN'T TOO MUCH THAT HE WOULD TAKE-
 FROM A STRANGER 
 
 Sing:
 
 THERE WERE THIRTEEN KIDS AND A BUNCH OF DOGS 
 A HOUSE FULL OF CHICKENS AND A YARD FULL OF HOGS 
 I SPENT THE SUMMERTIME CUTTIN' UP LOGS FOR THE WINTER 
 
 TRYIN' LIKE THE DEVIL TO FIND THE LORD 
 WORKIN' LIKE A NIGGER FOR MY ROOM AND BOARD 
 COAL-BURIN' STOVE, NO NATURAL GAS 
 IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS!
 
 IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'LL HAIRLIP THE POPE 
 IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'S A DAMN GOOD JOKE 
 I'VE SEEN THE GRAND OLE OPRY, AND I'VE MET JOHNNY CASH 
 IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS 
 
 RECITATION: 
 
 MAMA SELLS EGGS AT A GROCERY STORE 
 MY OLDEST SISTER IS A FIRST-RATE WHORE 
 DAD SAYS SHE CAN'T COME HOME ANYMORE-
 AND HE MEANS IT 
 
 MA JUST SITS AND KEEPS HER SILENCE 
 SISTER, SHE LEFT 'CAUSE DAD GOT VIOLENT-
 AND HE KNOWS IT 
 
 MAMA SHE'S OLD FAR BEYOND HER TIME 
 FROM CHOPPING TOBACCO AND I'VE SEEN HER CRYIN' 
 WHEN BLOOD STARTED FLOWIN' FROM HER CALLOUSED HAND- 
 AND IT HURT ME 
 
 SHE'D JUST KEEP WORKIN' TRYIN' TO HELP THE OLD MAN 
 TO THE END OF ONE ROW AND BACK AGAIN-
 LIKE ALWAYS 
 
 SHE'S BEEN THROUGH HELL SINCE JUNIOR WENT TO JAIL 
 WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT SHE AIN'T NEVER FAILED 
 TO GET DOWN ON HER KNEES AND PRAY- 
 BECAUSE SHE LOVES HIM 
 
 TOLD ALL THE NEIGHBORS HE WAS OFF IN THE WAR 
 FIGHTIN' FOR FREEDOM, HE'S GOOD TO THE CORE-
 AND SHE'S PROUD 
 
 NOW OUR PLACE WAS A GRAVEYARD FOR AUTOMOBILES 
 AT THE END OF THE PORCH THERE WAS FOUR STACKS OF WHEELS 
 AND TIRES FOR SALE FOR A DOLLAR OR TWO-
 CASH 
 
 Sing:
 
 THERE WAS FIFTY HOLES IN AN OLD TIN ROOF 
 ME AND MY FAMILY WE WAS LIVIN' PROOF 
 THE PEOPLE WHO FORGOT ABOUT POOR WHITE TRASH 
 AND IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS!
 
 IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'LL HAIRLIP THE POPE 
 IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'S A DAMN GOOD JOKE 
 I'VE SEEN THE GRAND OLE OPRY, AND I'VE MET JOHNNY CASH 
 IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS!
 
 I'M THINKING TONIGHT OF MY BLUE EYES 
 CONCERNING THE GREAT SPECKLED BIRD 
 I DIDN'T KNOW GOD MADE HONKY-TONK ANGELS 
 AND WENT BACK TO THE WILD SIDE OF LIFE ...fade

Dang if that ain't a memory! Is it digital?

ScR

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[RollTideFan] jest for giggles

2003-05-30 Thread kurt rasmussen
Pretend you're good and drunked.  And ya feel like singing for all the 
world to hear.

I'd be inclined to pick a Mel Tillis tune (tonight).

Most other nights, Possum or HW Sr..

kurt

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RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles

2003-05-30 Thread Rick.McMahan

If I'm just a little drunk I'd probably pick one of my favorite CDB tunes
like The South's Gonna Do It Again, BUTT if I'm really good and drunked as
you stated, I'd likely go with my favorite Merle Haggard tune Mama's Hungry
Eyes or maybe an old Elvis tune like Heartbreak Hotel.

Rick

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Of kurt rasmussen
Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 10:32 PM
To: rtf
Subject: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles


Pretend you're good and drunked.  And ya feel like singing for all the
world to hear.

I'd be inclined to pick a Mel Tillis tune (tonight).

Most other nights, Possum or HW Sr..

kurt


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Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles

2003-05-30 Thread SAR
- Original Message - 
From: Rick.McMahan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
I'd likely go with my favorite Merle Haggard tune Mama's Hungry
 Eyes or maybe an old Elvis tune like Heartbreak Hotel.

IAWTP! 'cept more like Back to the Barrooms Again, I think I'll just stay here and
Drink, I don't want to sober up tonight,   Misery and Gin.

Of course, Lonesome will do it to.

ScR


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RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles

2003-05-30 Thread Rick.McMahan
Merle is about the best drinking companion a man could find. He's my Mama's
all-time favorite CW singer. How about singing along with Working Man's
Blues or his biggest hit Okie From Muskogee.

Rick

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I'd likely go with my favorite Merle Haggard tune Mama's Hungry
 Eyes or maybe an old Elvis tune like Heartbreak Hotel.

IAWTP! 'cept more like Back to the Barrooms Again, I think I'll just stay
here and
Drink, I don't want to sober up tonight,   Misery and Gin.

Of course, Lonesome will do it to.

ScR



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Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles

2003-05-30 Thread John R. Wodziak
At 22:31 29-05-03  Thursday -0500, kurt rasmussen wrote:

Pretend you're good and drunked.  And ya feel like singing for all the 
world to hear.

I'd be inclined to pick a Mel Tillis tune (tonight).

Most other nights, Possum or HW Sr..

kurt


Well I ain't got to pretend most nights...

I'd just start wit:
God's yellar moon was a' shinin' on the cool clear evenin', God's
little lanterns just a' twinklin' on and off in the heavens and,
like I explained to you once before, I ain't no drinkin' man, But,
temptation got the best of me, and I took a slash...
(wshew!... woah...)
 That yellar whiskey runnin' down my throat like honeydew vine
water, and I took another slash. Took another and another and
another. 'fore you knew it I'd downed one whole jug o' that shit
and commenced to get hot flashes.
and follow up wit:
The weather is here I wish you were beautiful
My thoughts aren't too clear but don't run away
My girlfriend's a bore, my job is too dutiful
Hell nobody's perfect would you like to play?
I feel together today
Things would get worse from there on in.



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RE: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles

2003-05-30 Thread Mike Laborde
Jimmy Buffett

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Pretend you're good and drunked.  And ya feel like singing for all the 
world to hear.







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Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles

2003-05-30 Thread Jeff Todd
Buncha damn city boys!

Y'all ain't never heered of David Allen Coe, have ye?

Slef E.

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 Merle is about the best drinking companion a man could find. He's my
Mama's
 all-time favorite CW singer. How about singing along with Working Man's
 Blues or his biggest hit Okie From Muskogee.

 Rick

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Behalf
 Of SAR
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 Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles

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 From: Rick.McMahan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 I'd likely go with my favorite Merle Haggard tune Mama's Hungry
  Eyes or maybe an old Elvis tune like Heartbreak Hotel.

 IAWTP! 'cept more like Back to the Barrooms Again, I think I'll just
stay
 here and
 Drink, I don't want to sober up tonight,   Misery and Gin.

 Of course, Lonesome will do it to.

 ScR



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Re: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles

2003-05-30 Thread Pat Smoot
I don't have to pretend.  It happened at the Talladega race this year.  My
friend  I sang the BAMA fight song a few hundred times.  The people in the
motorhome next to us were pretty irritated.  They were from Florida.


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Subject: [RollTideFan] jest for giggles



 Pretend you're good and drunked.  And ya feel like singing for all the
 world to hear.

 I'd be inclined to pick a Mel Tillis tune (tonight).

 Most other nights, Possum or HW Sr..

 kurt


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