(would run outside to scream in delight, but Hartsfield, 29 miles away, would
complain about the noise pollution)
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Subject : [scifinoir2] 1 Reason Not to Mess With Children...
Date : Sat, 8 Aug 2009 11:24:55 -0400
From : Reece Jennings mcjennings...@yahoo.com
To : scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com
Well...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very
small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale..
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it
was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQdwk8Yntds
